mr sophistication
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︵‿︵‿︵‿︵︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ .·:¨༺ all style, no class ༻¨:·. ︵‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵︵‿︵ 29┃NH┃𖤓Gemini ☾ Cancer⇡Sag
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The Onion
about 5 hours ago
“Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus toward stones, rocks, and boulders,” said the all-knowing and all-powerful deity, who stressed that there were already 300 billion pebbles in circulation
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God Discontinues The Pebble
THE HEAVENS—In an effort to make the universe a more modern and efficient place, the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, confirmed Wednesday that He would be discontinuing the pebble. “Starting in ...
https://theonion.com/god-discontinues-the-pebble/
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Disco Elysium Quotes
about 5 hours ago
You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
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IREAM
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CREAM
about 12 hours ago
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TROY
about 12 hours ago
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to be any more than all I am would be a lie
about 12 hours ago
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this Hindu Kush got me actin unwise
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our enemies are all those in league with imperialism. the bureaucrats, the landlord class, and the reactionary section of the intelligentsia attached to them
3 days ago
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our enemies are all around us. we must always be on guard
3 days ago
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so wheres my real tooth fucken paste?
3 days ago
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who would brush their teeth with meat ?
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viva la henry
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fuck I’m not even fucked up yet I just like viva la bam sober that’s sooooooooo sad
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viva La bam holds up bigly
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viva la bam is just entourage for the chemically lobotomized
3 days ago
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when I’m gone remember me for who I could’ve been, for the man I aspired to be, and not for the disappointment I’ve allowed myself to become
3 days ago
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someday my pain will mark you
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with the wild wolves around you in the morning, I'll call you
3 days ago
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harness your blame
3 days ago
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swing wide your crane and run me through
3 days ago
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I have worked 16 of my last 24 hrs on this earth and now my plan is to get fucked up alone and watch viva la bam marathon until I expire
3 days ago
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I am in so much pain it should be categorized as a humane act to kill me
3 days ago
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damn bbg them fingers lookin fine when they pulling the trigger of a gun you pressed to my head
4 days ago
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stabbin’ and aspawnin’ awompin’ an awhoopin’ spitchin’ an aspatchin’
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the bugs in my brain made me a straight passing white boy unfortunately for you folks
4 days ago
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the bugs in my brain tell me to hate communism unfortunately for you folks
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when you think about it the cia drones are small bugs that crawl up your skin and swarm your festering wounds to enter your blood and control your mind and that’s what microplastics are
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gabr
4 days ago
blow-up mattress?? i sure hope it doesn’t
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Look at me. Look at me. I am the ChiCom now.
4 days ago
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I’m a ChiCom now
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I miss when people called em ChiComs
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may the fourth be cinco
4 days ago
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happy cinco
4 days ago
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my older brother is a straight up Nazi now. Sad!
4 days ago
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asked a homie what he doin and he said: “gettin down there and amongst them.”
#whatdatmean
5 days ago
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The friendships you can still tolerate when you’re too tired to put on a show are the ones worth hanging on to
5 days ago
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In another timeline you are a pelican, unbothered, full of fish.
5 days ago
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5 days ago
You really should stop talking
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1 Mortician vs 100 Bloated River Corpses
5 days ago
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1 Hillary Clinton vs 100 Seth Riches
5 days ago
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Snow is fake, and doesn’t melt when you hold a lighter to it (I’ve tested this).
5 days ago
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All those missing kids on milk cartons were sent to work camps on the moon, mining for silicon
5 days ago
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I kinda think God might be dead, and heaven has been consumed by ash.
5 days ago
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Neath rock and quarry lies the Precious Ore
6 days ago
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garfield “9/11” CAT bed
6 days ago
jalpaniño
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot
6 days ago
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DRAFTS
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‘Peter Thiel’ is an anagram for ‘The Reptile’ 🤣🤣🤣
9 days ago
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bongdongo
9 days ago
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y dost thou fuck est me up verily so
9 days ago
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