rose gold and morganite lookin like a suicidal gesture

turn a opp to a slut turn his block to a blunt

jordan clarkson with the narcan I shoot for 30 and that’s with my off-hand walk in, they like “who let the dogs in?!” kill myself before I let an opp win

if it starts with a news anchor you kno it gnna hit

complete with the holy shit handle ofc

in America, where the bathrooms are public, we can all be kings of our vast shits whilst we sit atop our mighty porcelain thrones

why the long face?

Dude let’s get high before my ultrasound

despite all my rage

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life as a bit

this person is literally the face stealer

it’s truly begun

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

I think you should have to take a test before becoming a dad

yeah, and I’m the new pope

listening to Kate Bush on my way to pickup my adderall and artisanal cannabis

WKUK remains as relevant as ever

the Cops in town keep gettin cross at me for suckin on their service weapons

at the open mic wearing little square sunglasses: “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.” (taps bongos as whole audience snaps)

why come the store don’t sell the pink lemons ?

the video game industry is a mess

gesticulaxxing

i solved the trolley problem. make a law banning trains. then no one has to die like that. we can kill people with cars

I'm on the seed oil diet. I "see" a seed and say "oil" have some of "dat"

whatever man this shits boring who cares

I attack the sheshed

you can legally punch a cop if you’re on your own private property

you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?

Is it any wonder why so many people have given up on the system?

you bein smart?

don’t get smart with me now

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

We’ve come full circle

whatever dude this shits boring

i hate these fucking idiots so much

correct. plus it makes the midnight snack evermore justified

gumbossy potussy

Wait thats not true

I had an accident in the part of my brain that lies

DOLORES DEI - We don't have anything to talk about anymore. Every combination of words has been played out. The atoms don't form us anymore: us, our love, our unborn daughters...

you gettin smart with me, son?