“Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus toward stones, rocks, and boulders,” said the all-knowing and all-powerful deity, who stressed that there were already 300 billion pebbles in circulation

You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

IREAM

CREAM

TROY

to be any more than all I am would be a lie

this Hindu Kush got me actin unwise

our enemies are all those in league with imperialism. the bureaucrats, the landlord class, and the reactionary section of the intelligentsia attached to them

our enemies are all around us. we must always be on guard

so wheres my real tooth fucken paste?

who would brush their teeth with meat ?

viva la henry

fuck I’m not even fucked up yet I just like viva la bam sober that’s sooooooooo sad

viva La bam holds up bigly

viva la bam is just entourage for the chemically lobotomized

when I’m gone remember me for who I could’ve been, for the man I aspired to be, and not for the disappointment I’ve allowed myself to become

someday my pain will mark you

with the wild wolves around you in the morning, I'll call you

harness your blame

swing wide your crane and run me through

I have worked 16 of my last 24 hrs on this earth and now my plan is to get fucked up alone and watch viva la bam marathon until I expire

I am in so much pain it should be categorized as a humane act to kill me

damn bbg them fingers lookin fine when they pulling the trigger of a gun you pressed to my head

stabbin’ and aspawnin’ awompin’ an awhoopin’ spitchin’ an aspatchin’

the bugs in my brain made me a straight passing white boy unfortunately for you folks

the bugs in my brain tell me to hate communism unfortunately for you folks

when you think about it the cia drones are small bugs that crawl up your skin and swarm your festering wounds to enter your blood and control your mind and that’s what microplastics are

blow-up mattress?? i sure hope it doesn’t

Look at me. Look at me. I am the ChiCom now.

I’m a ChiCom now

I miss when people called em ChiComs

may the fourth be cinco

happy cinco

my older brother is a straight up Nazi now. Sad!

asked a homie what he doin and he said: “gettin down there and amongst them.” #whatdatmean

The friendships you can still tolerate when you’re too tired to put on a show are the ones worth hanging on to

In another timeline you are a pelican, unbothered, full of fish.

You really should stop talking

1 Mortician vs 100 Bloated River Corpses

1 Hillary Clinton vs 100 Seth Riches

Snow is fake, and doesn’t melt when you hold a lighter to it (I’ve tested this).

All those missing kids on milk cartons were sent to work camps on the moon, mining for silicon

I kinda think God might be dead, and heaven has been consumed by ash.

Neath rock and quarry lies the Precious Ore

jalpaniño

DRAFTS

‘Peter Thiel’ is an anagram for ‘The Reptile’ 🤣🤣🤣

bongdongo

y dost thou fuck est me up verily so