Mmm, rotary sushi *Ilya-eating-pasta-happy-wiggle* (you know the one)

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

Did they sport good?

SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work! I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖

I have a bone to pick with some of you. Why did no one tell me Heated Rivalry was so good?!

Ok, this is just adorable

<Victorian_Urchin_Voice> P-pa, M-ma, will it ever be warm again? Seriously, I love winter as much as the next homo, but I'm under two blankets, wearing fleece and a hoodie to bed. It's so damn cold!

Good friends listen to your fantasies about getting passed around a party; great friends offer your hole to the crowd to make it happen. (sketch comm for NoxelSarahue, 2020)

Y'all have fun in Puerto Vallarta!

Always a fan of Small Top/big bottom

Epithelial cells? More like ... Epi...feel-li-yur-selves

Well this post just went for my jugular...

Keep getting dickstracted by sexy men...

Leaning on the door frame to your room, the werewolf asks a simple question: "Ready to get *tied*, darlin’?” Don’t keep him waiting… 😘 Yet another ~AMAZING~ piece from @sterlingkato.bsky.social!! Thank you so much, Kato! ❤️🐺❤️ *wagswagswags* HUFF! >:3 #furry #furryArt #NSFW #werewolf #knot #horny

Anyone have a degree or two they can spare?

It's an interesting moment when you realize that you'd be the Slut of Sluts if not held back by logistics

After tonight I'm inclined to say something like "we're back baby!" but that implies I was ever in this situation before. Back and better than ever! Deliberately vague. Message me if you wanna hear the NSFW details

Well that's a first. I've never had a train go *backward* back to the station.

#fcf huh? Sure. Why not #irlnude

No new pictures Where are you at mentally

My friends are awful awful teases. I'm in the office! I can't look at dick pics!

Cons are such a tease. What do you mean I can only sleep with my friends once a year? That's bullshit

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

It'd be awesome if there was a way to intrinsically know if other people were into the same kinks as you. Like an icon floating over their head that only other people who are well and truly into that can see.

You know, people keep calling me attractive, I might start believing them >.>

I swear, nothing seems to make more noise than a leather harness in the back of an Uber. I know it's not, but it sounds so loud to me

Hmmmmmmmmm

you don't know me

Ever wonder how many people on the train are headed to a hookup? I mean, it's gotta be at least one

*quietly adds "get fucked by a suiter" to this year's goals* ...cough

See? What did I say? I knew I wasn't alone

Honestly, the best kind.

Unfortunately it's Ticketmaster so it's going to be an arm, leg, and your first born.

This year, and especially today, and absolutely get in the bin.

I mean, a reasonable request if ever I saw one

I mean, is it at all surprising?

I should call them.

It's taken several years of "I should do this thing" but finally I have both PrEP (Descovy) and DoxyPEP \o/

Porn is good but have you tried "porn of your friends"? It just hits different

I recommend abolishing pants for the day. Anyone else on board?

Ok Social Anxiety Brain, I get it. Can you shut up for FIVE MINUTES?

Knowing me? Libido.

Is it really so much to ask to just ... be a dog, for a couple hours?

Hmm, I appear to be deeply introspective tonight. ...not a fan.

Running low on motivation, send emergency supplies

Yes, hello. I specifically ordered some motivation for today and it has yet to arrive. *lazily spins around in his chair*

It's always interesting when a Service Top and a Service Bottom hook up. "I'm going to help you cum" "No, I'm going to help *you* cum" "Not if I make you cum first!" "I'd like to see you tryyyyyyohmygod" "Told ya"

Why the hell is it so hard to find holiday cards that *aren't* fuckin' AI slop? Uuuuugh