Gear is so expensive sometimes. I wonder... do I really need *two* kidneys?

If any Denver locals know any jobs hiring around these professions Hit me up in DM’s -Financial analyst -Budget Analyst -Accountant -Payroll Technician “Anything not in sales” This is for my partner, any leads would be helpful & appreciated

Just so people know there's now an option to disable the AI button in telegram desktop in settings > advanced > (scroll to bottom) experimental settings > (scroll to bottom) Hide AI Button Looking for the one on the app now lol

"People who fuck are sexy. People who want to fuck are needy. People want to fuck those who fuck. Or hear about people who fuck. Not just a desire to fuck." Well damn [friend], who needs a decade of introspection if you're just going to point out what's incredibly obvious in retrospect?

Wait, you have to *build* them now‽

Right, since distribution to individual folks was starting to get untenable, I just finished setting up a Telegram channel that is the new home of my slutty little adventures, if folks want to read about them (SEVERE NSFW). If you want to join and read the stories, you know how to get ahold of me.

Fuck, last night was incredible but I'm absolutely wrecked. Absolutely everything is sore.

Hey Body Dysmorphia, can we *not* do this right now? As I'm getting ready to head out to the bar?

"Man, this jockstrap is funky! Better give it a good scrub." #KinkyHorror

Good perspective, and helps make sense of why the ruling was 8-1 instead of 6-3.

"Well guys, I asked you for recommendations of tops that would look good on me, and I gotta say thank you but I *was* meaning shirts"

Important personal thread (1/6) That moment you realize you've missed a bunch of parties (sexy and otherwise) over the years because A: you didn't realize you were invited, B: the hosts didn't realize they had to invite you, trusting that talking about the party with/around you was enough

All these bottoms around me are going to turn me into a Top at this rate #ImABottomDamnIt

Just remember that while you’re doubting yourself, someone is out there wondering how you do it all. 🫶🏼

Realizing 90s cartoons raised a generation of monster fuckers. Like we really didn’t stand a chance did we

Holy shit. #TADC

Ok, this is super cool

It's like a Monty Python sketch!

Not me putting the kettle on, forgetting to flip the switch, and then wondering why it's still not hot 15 minutes later >.>

So having watched KPop Demon Hunters a few times, I find myself in the minority as something of a Celine apologist. There are two points that a lot of people criticize her on that I'd like to take a moment and defend.

It's only available for the next couple days but I highly highly highly recommend watching The National Theater's production of The Importance of Being Earnest. Do *not* procrastinate on this one friends www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

So, how'd *you* sleep last night?

The dream, honestly, as a 6'3" bottom

All day I've been trying to get in the mood to go to CumUnion tonight but my heart's not in it, my wallet's not in it, and my hole's not in it. If I had all three I'd be raring to go, two I could convince the third, one I could be talked into it, but all three out? Nah...

Everything reminds me of that night

Jesus, for the first time in eons I ... I had to tap out...

Few things make me as proud as hearing "oh no....fuuuuuuuuuuck...holy shit I've never cum that hard"

Holy shit, that moment when it finally clicks and you realize the colors of the pan flag can be used to create any color Look, I never said I was smart.

Right, time to disguise my whoreness with a thin veneer of normalcy and professionalism.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Damn it, things aren't supposed to awaken in me like that >.>

Fuck... Is this whole "unapproachable/intimidating" thing related to people at cons wanting to "climb me like a tree" but never actually telling me? Because that makes sense and is mildly distressing. I don't know how to fix this. I never realized it was an issue.

Ok, I need to switch up tactics because that's two bar events in a row now that I've not had a lot of luck *and* specifically been told I seemed unapproachable. Trying to come up with ideas other than "get a pup hood" because, while that's planned, it's not really happening until May.

If this isn't me I don't know what is

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Share a TV show that raised you

That moment a friend tells you "I am beyond hyped for this whore arc of yours" and you can't help but grin from ear to ear

Idk if i shared this already here but Jessica Rabbit 🫦🐇 commission throwback (one of my faves tbh 🙇🏼‍♂️🙏💖)

Ah, I'm too intimidating to fuck. Got it.

Mmm, rotary sushi *Ilya-eating-pasta-happy-wiggle* (you know the one)

I have a bone to pick with some of you. Why did no one tell me Heated Rivalry was so good?!

Ok, this is just adorable

<Victorian_Urchin_Voice> P-pa, M-ma, will it ever be warm again? Seriously, I love winter as much as the next homo, but I'm under two blankets, wearing fleece and a hoodie to bed. It's so damn cold!

Good friends listen to your fantasies about getting passed around a party; great friends offer your hole to the crowd to make it happen. (sketch comm for NoxelSarahue, 2020)

Always a fan of Small Top/big bottom

Epithelial cells? More like ... Epi...feel-li-yur-selves