I should call them.

It's taken several years of "I should do this thing" but finally I have both PrEP (Descovy) and DoxyPEP \o/

Porn is good but have you tried "porn of your friends"? It just hits different

I recommend abolishing pants for the day. Anyone else on board?

Ok Social Anxiety Brain, I get it. Can you shut up for FIVE MINUTES?

Knowing me? Libido.

Is it really so much to ask to just ... be a dog, for a couple hours?

Hmm, I appear to be deeply introspective tonight. ...not a fan.

Running low on motivation, send emergency supplies

Yes, hello. I specifically ordered some motivation for today and it has yet to arrive. *lazily spins around in his chair*

It's always interesting when a Service Top and a Service Bottom hook up. "I'm going to help you cum" "No, I'm going to help *you* cum" "Not if I make you cum first!" "I'd like to see you tryyyyyyohmygod" "Told ya"

Why the hell is it so hard to find holiday cards that *aren't* fuckin' AI slop? Uuuuugh

Well, a week-post con and I'm testing negative on c-19 and flu a/b. I think, somehow, I made it through.

Cat, I adore you. Why the hell are we awakeningly chatty at 6 am?

Oh no, how terrible for me. The worst.

I have neither confirm nor deny having purchased a sling...

Hahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 "Furry," singular. As though there's only one lmao

As someone 6'3", the world needs more hot Small Top/Dom, big sub/bottom porn out there. Make it happen. Be the porn you want to see in the world.

Ok, I'll have a bit of fun. If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Ok fine, you've twisted my arm, I'll buy a sling

I've made a "grave" mistake called "this cup is mostly rum" Hurray!

Packing for the con Find a dust-caked box of condoms Are these any good? Expired 2021 ...so... no.

Cramps that are strong enough to manifest inside your dream can fuck right off.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate

I mean...

It's funny I'm exceptionally sex-positive. I'd like to think I'm as sex-positive as someone can be. Except when I'm woken up by my neighbors fucking.

So, I've not played Hades 2 yet, but what I *have* seen, I just have to say ... Hephaestus... uh, yes please.

A dilemma has occured. My bed is warm. My room is not. Hmmmmmmm

Come back cute boy of my literal dreams, I wasn't done blowing you. Maybe if go back to sleep quick enough...

Sushi lovers like it raw ;-)

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Proud monsterfuckers rise up! ...or bend over, either or

I wonder what it says about me that I saw this and instantly thought "that location and weather look amazing"

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage The Nozzle.

There's an odd happiness that comes from friends telling you that you were in their sex dream last night.

My money's on "We changed it to a Dating Sim/Factory Builder" Or maybe a 4X/Rhythm/Farm Sim

If you’re a dog owner, this is your periodic reminder to: - Check that your dog’s collar is properly sized and latches securely - Check that all tags show your CURRENT name, address, and phone number - If your dog has a microchip, have the vet do a test scan and make sure it’s readable and correct.

I really wanted dreams about someone who I not only haven't spoken to in nearly a decade, am not sure they're even still alive, but I still care deeply about. Thanks brain.

*sighs forever*

Forget having to choose between The Big Game and The Puppy Bowl - we've got the ultimate sporting event that combines them both: The Human Puppy Bowl! 🏈🐶

Age verification? Now that I've upgraded to a 14.4 modem on the Amiga 500, I can access the BBS lightning-fast.

No you’re not being weird for being into “Daddy” You’re into the safety, comfort and euphoria of rewriting a power exchange dynamic on your own terms with a trusted individual where your needs are heard and met without the inherent shame of asking for such things. You’re also into his fat cock an-

Hey Brain, fewer ominous dreams about Mortality please. Thanks.

Tee hee, I saw airport peen.

You cannot honestly expect me to believe that the line "come together, right now, over me" is NOT about bukkake

Tonight's dots... #inkart #pointillism #stippling #darkart #fantasy #worldbuilding

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