You open your column with a neat little question, what if immigration drops down the list of public priorities. - #ReformUK #UKPolitics #ProjectBlueBird #Westminster #Farage #ToryDefections #PoliticalAnalysis #DueDiligence #PoliticalClass #UKNews - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/james-fray...

Spoiler alert, Farage lies.

To explain the house purchase, Farage says Ferrari comes from a “successful French family” and may be a millionaire. But, the BBC reportedly found little sign of great wealth: her father’s firm went bust, her parents share a modest flat, and a rented depot hardly funds a mortgage-free Essex mansion.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad. - #UKPolitics, #Satire, #CostOfLiving, #MediaCriticism, #BigFreeze, #YearOfProof, #HS2, #Starmer, #BritishPolitics, #SatiricalPlanetNews - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Ofcom is “considering” whether to investigate that GB News interview with Donald Trump in the same way the Titanic was “considering” whether the water looked a bit much. - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/the-echo-c... #GBNews #Ofcom #DonaldTrump #MediaCriticism #Satire #ClimateDenial

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain and the even luckier people abroad, watching this island close out the year by headbutting the wall and calling it tradition. - #UKPolitics #UKNews #Satire #Journalism #MediaCriticism #NewYearsEve #ukPolitics - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Farage rails on TV about shadowy elites stealing Britain while one donor elite buys 9,000 sq ft at Hyde Park. - #ReformUK #NigelFarage #UKPolitics #BassimHaidar #OneHydePark #NonDom #PoliticalSatire #LondonHousing #WealthInequality #NickCandy - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/the-reform...

The J6 Pipe Bomber stated that the reason he placed the pipe bombs at the DNC & RNC because he believed that the 2020 election was stolen, & no one in Congress was taking it seriously. Now who was the one that kept on saying that the election was stolen?? youtu.be/4xgayuaun2U?...

This is an act of war and illegal under both US and international law, let’s just be clear about that:

I do find it interesting all these reports about Ukraine trying to blow up Putin and apparently it is outrageous. Why have we normalised the people who wage war being immune to war? I say always target the leaders first, and then see who wants to wage war.

Nothing soothes the soul like an NHS nurse saying “you are alright, love” while a minister on the telly insists “the NHS is safe in our hands.” - #NHS #UKPolitics #SaveTheNHS #Healthcare #Privatisation #NHSCrisis #PoliticalSatire #SatiricalPlanetNews - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/healthcare...

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad, watching this island like a live-action crash-test for democracies. - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... - #Satire #UKPolitics #MediaCritique #NewYearHonours #BritishNews #SatiricalPlanetNews #CostOfLiving

Labour MP Natalie Fleet exposes the failings of a Reform-led county council. Reform UK is targeting the most vulnerable with funding cuts so services can be privatised and handed to their affiliated Tory crooks - including nursing homes, day care centres, SEND provision, and schools. #ukpolitics

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad. #UKPolitics #UKPol #SundayPapers #MediaSatire #Twixmas #SatiricalPlanet #ProseccoCommunion #BritishHumour #Establishment #WillyAndBill satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Twixmas in Britain. No one knows what day it is, the turkey at the back of the fridge has entered its third geological age. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... #Twixmas #ukpolitics #CostOfLivingCrisis #BritishSatire #UKMedia #StateOfTheNation #NHSCrisis #MediaCriticism

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad who do not have to spend Boxing Day watching this island. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... #UKPolitics #Satire #MediaLiteracy #CostOfLiving #RachelReeves #ReformUK #Sandringham #TodaysPapers #BlueskyUK #Epstein

Willy & Bill are back with a surgical deconstruction of that particular "pork-barrel" politics. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/reform-uk-... #ReformUK #ChrisParry #BaconTest #UKPolitics #ReligiousFreedom #IdentityPolitics #BehavioralPsychology #SocialCohesion #BritishPress #PoliticalAnalysis

Nothing to see.

Hanukkah ended yesterday. The Bondi shooting was over a week ago. Unity and connection across cultural divisions feels more immediately relevant than ever. Come and read my take: open.substack.com/pub/bendicke...

Epstein edits the front pages, farmers rewrite the Budget, Tesco runs welfare. Welcome to Christmas Eve in Broken Britain. Bring vouchers now #UKPolitics #PrinceAndrew #KeirStarmer #BritishPress #Satire #EpsteinFiles #InheritanceTax #SatiricalPlanetNews satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Please forgive me if my heart does not break cleanly in two at the idea that uber-wealthy property owners having a fannywobble about their tax-break disappearing are being replaced by… checks notes… different uber-wealthy property owners. Honestly, you can’t make this up.

Good morning to Britain’s lovely people, and luckier ones abroad watching us juggle rights, foxes and loyalty points!! #UKPolitics #MediaCriticism #DailyPapers #Satire #BritainOnSale #SocialCareCrisis #Journalism #UKNews #CultureWars #PressReview satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Janet Daley hunts Soviet ghosts while Russia lights fires and Britain deals with real damage right now. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/dear-janet... #SatiricalPlanetNews #DearJanet #ColdWarNostalgia #CultureWars #UKPolitics #RussianInfluence #HybridWarfare #ArtsCouncil #TransRights #MediaCriticism

The ‘People’s Reform Party’ pissed £16k up the wall on helicopter joyrides and £5k on a chauffeur for Anne Widdecombe in 2024. 2025’ll be worse. Donate if you like being mugged off by posh hate tourists from Dubai cosplaying as “working people."

So far not a genuine tear in sight. But fuck me, look at the pyrotechnics go! For now, at least… 😈 politicalsatirical.substack.com/p/erika-kirk... #CharlieKirk #ErikaKirk #Trump #TrumpsTariffs 😏

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad, who get to watch this island try to juggle royal gravy ladles. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... #Satire #UKPolitics #SundayPapers #RoyalFamily #UKNews #CostOfLiving #LabourBudget #SatiricalPlanetNews

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, & the even luckier people abroad, like it is all part of the same Xmas panto. #EpsteinFiles #RoyalScandal #DavidWalliams #RachelReeves #NHS #UkraineWar #ShadowFleet #JamesMartin #CostOfLivingCrisis satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

The man in the Knightsbridge penthouse funds the man at the bar to rile up the man in the bedsit against the man in the dinghy. That is your business model in one sentence. #ReformWatch #NigelFarage #UKPolitics #CostOfLivingCrisis #SENDCrisis - satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/dear-nigel...

BREAKING: Reform UK are bankrupting Kent County Council!

I speak directly to you now, Kemi Badenoch. And in that voice, let me say it plain: fuck off. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/dear-kemi-... #UKPolictics, #Badenoch, #ToryCuts, #VAWG, #willyandbill #EndViolenceAgainstWomen, #LawAndOrder, #BritishPolitics, #OnlineSafety, #FactCheckUK, #JusticeSystem

Good morning to the people of Britain and the lucky folks abroad, watching an island rejoin reality while screaming about the bill. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... #SatiricalPlanetNews #TodaysPapers #UKPolitics #BritishMedia #CostOfLivingCrisis #ViolenceAgainstWomen #YouAreNotMad

A satirical journey from Britain’s broken systems to deep space. Jenrick please just FUCK OFF! #Jenrick #Westminster #AIPolicy #PoliticalSatire #Accountability #ToryHistory #PlanningReform #TechEthics #UKPolitics satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/dear-rober...

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... @blokeonwheels.bsky.social this article is quite the read.

Is that the gold bullion gig that it transpires is being chased by HMRC? ;)

😂

Good morning to the people of Britain and the lucky folks abroad, watching an island rejoin reality while screaming about the bill. satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap... #SATIRE #TomorrowsPapersToday #UKPolitics #NHS #Erasmus #JuniorDoctors #Ukraine #KemiBadenoch #CouncilTax #WillyAndBill

Insane to think how many global problems and threats trace back to a handful of men’s sexual kompromat…

Your column on “declining, neurotic Europe” reads less like analysis and more like freelance PR for Trump’s big strategy paper satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/dear-tim-s... #TheTelegraph #TimStanley #EuropeanPolitics #MediaCriticism #NATO #Trump2025 #CultureWar #Geopolitics #UKPolitics #WillyAndBill

When sovereignty means less power, less influence, and worse outcomes - all while pretending you’ve won. Brexit Debunk 4 is now out.

Who takes a selfie at a vigil?

To all the people in the US who follow me (which I know is everywhere now outside of Montana, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Michigan and Vermont for some reason), can you please do us in the UK a solid? Tell Orange Grampa to wind his neck in - he’s becoming very problematic. Ta! 🐻

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and the even luckier people abroad. #UKPolitics #BritishMedia #Satire #MediaCriticism #ThePress #NHS #Brexit #CostOfLiving #DonaldTrump #BBC satiricalplanet.substack.com/p/todays-pap...

Brown Vs Bondi The difference between the 2 recent events and what followed, couldn’t be any more different…

How many times has Donald Trump slandered the UK? If he is suing the BBC for £10bn. Then London and Sadiq Khan should be trillionaires.

BREAKING: Labour's landmark Employment Rights Bill has PASSED both Houses of Parliament. The new rights in this Bill will be transformational, putting power back into the hands of working people.

If only people hated the people who rip them off, who under pay them, who constantly call them lazy, who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire, as much as they hate people with a different skin shade.