Colored her

When I die one day, please do not say Rest in Peace or Rest in Power. As a New Yorker, Rest in Pizza will suffice. Thank you.

:o

ブイズタワー✨️ (1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)

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美希ちゃんおたおめ！💚

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

I just opened my door to check the mail and there was a deer standing on the sidewalk (it ran away)

If cats could read all the mean things their owners say about them online they would be very upset

Has science gone too far?

Now can @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social rename the bridge back to the Tappan Zee?

If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon

BRO WHAT

Close enough

50% of my brain: LMAO BLUE JAYS The other 50%: NOT THE DODGERS AGAIN

Will Smith homered off of Justin Bieber?

Just finished a movie. The World Series must be over by now, let's go see who won ....oh

I just drove past the elementary school near me and the sign said something like "JUMP INTO SPRING" do they realize it is October 31st

なんて運…！連続10枚で🥹　やっと…

映画のクレジットを見てて、「CHIN KO」という名前あった 草

I cannot in good conscience vote for Graham Platner Because I live in New York and it would be illegal for me to do so

Why do adults like Halloween let alone seem to make it their entire personality for part of the year /gen

やっと日本から帰ってから字幕なしで日本のアニメ観ようとしてるけど75%以下だけ聞き取れる。惜しいけど練習しかないね

Dodgers over Blue Jays in 0 (MLB holds the Blue Jays hostage to make sure Ohtani wins)

Tfw I have to root for the Dodgers in a World Series

Finally the ultimate Pokémon (it actually produced Scolisis but I took matters into my own hands)

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

こんなに可愛いOLが仕事でいてほしいな

sure apple. the delta app has a female protagonist

Microsoft: We are ending security updates for Windows 10 in order to force everyone to install 11 My laptop which is so old it came with Windows 8.1:

Forget finding someone who matches your freak, how do I find someone who matches my boring?

Just learned about this Genshin NPC

Screw Windows 11, I'm switching to the true best Operating System

The last cards I bought were in 2004 and it will remain that way forever

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

Meanwhile in #Portland

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve. Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead. Everyone: Okay. Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

Have you ever considered that shutting down the government and turning it back on again will fix the issues?

Lammy Blows It

I just tried taquitos from 7-Eleven for the first time. They were okay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.