( gingerly picking one up . probably tried to be sacrificial about it ... taking one that was a bit burnt , or something . ) ... THA NK YOU . REA LLY .

... I DO N'T THI NK POS ITI VES USU AL LY CO ME FRO M MIS TAK ES , YOU KN OW . 💧:) IT 'S JU ST ... HOW IT IS .

... GET TI NG CLO SE TO HAL LOW EEN . SO MU CH I HAD PLA NN ED TO DO , I NO LON GER HA VE A PL ATF ORM TO HO ST ... MEL ANC HOL IC . ... AT LEA ST IT 'S NI CE OUT . MAY BE I SHO ULD ... GO FOR A WAL K , OR SOM ETH ING ... ?

... ? OH - ARE YOU ... OFF ER ING ? I THI NK ... IT WOU LD BE NI CE . I CAN 'T REM EMB ER THE LAS T TI ME I HAD SOM ETH ING SWE ET .

... WAS N'T THE CO DE ITS ELF . THE CO DE IS JU ST ... THE BA SE REA SON . SOM ETH ING MA DE ME THI S WAY . SO ME KI ND OF PUN ISH ME NT . FOR CIN G ME TO ACK NOW LE DGE , MY ... FAI LU RES .

NOT LO NG AGO , YES . I US ED TO BE A COD ER , AND ... WE LL , YOU MI GHT BE AB LE TO GUE SS MY SUC CE SS RA TE BY HOW I LO OK ?

... AH . YES . I ... GUE SS , THA T'S RIG HT . ( ... a weird response to that ... he seems oddly melancholic ? after a moment, he seems to decide to just toss caution out the window . ) I ... WAS N'T . ALW AYS , TH IS . SO .

COU GH . ( ... looking away awkwardly . he cannot help but feel mildly related to this fan-person ... but he doesn't feel like he deserves to be on that pedestal . )

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"See me follow the path of WannaCry..." ( #virusrp(?) / #regretevatorrp / #mvrp ) ( #galacticskyrp )

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄.

AH . ANO TH ER . ... OK AY .

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:)

THE AUT OMA TIC PIZ ZA OV EN WAS A TER RIB LE ID EA ( covered in pepperoni )

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BET TER OFF TH AT WAY . I DO N'T WA NT YOU EAT ING BLU E CHI CKE N AND TUR NI NG BL UE .

... I DO N'T THI NK YOU COU LD TRU ST ANY FOO D ONE OF MY MAC HIN ES MA KES . 💧:(

DO N'T HI DE AW AY ON MY ACC OU NT . YOU 'RE TOO KI ND A PER SON TO SEQ UES TER , IT 'D BE A LOS S FOR EVE RYO NE EL SE . ... BES ID ES . YOU R DA VID SHO ULD GET TO SEE YOU LI KE THI S TOO , I THI NK .

WHY IS TH ERE A PL ATE OF . SOM ETH ING OUT SI DE MY RO OM . ... IT 'S LAB ELE D FOX ??? I HA VE NEV ER EAT EN FOX ??? ?? I DO NOT WA NT TH IS

I WI LL PO KE THE ME CH WI TH MY EV IL BLU ESC REE N PO KE .

I' VE DEC ID ED I COU NT .

... I DO N'T KN OW IF I ... COU NT .

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... ?? DID N'T YOU . WAN T TO ?

... MA , YBE ,, ( text still jittering ... ) WH AT IS IT AB OUT ?

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NOT THE TV HE RE NOT THE TV HE RE NOT TH ( his screen text is shaking around too ... ) BA CK HO ME WH EN EVE RYT HI NG WE NT WRO NG I SO LD ALL MY FUR NIT URE AND TH AT WAS LA TE 20 06 SO I HA VE NOT SEE N TV IN YE ARS

UM . UM . UM . ( feels like static electricity ... ) I DO N'T EAT . OR DRI NK . AND I CAN NOT MA KE NOI SE I ON LY DO TH IS . ( text scrolling over his face at a nervously fast speed . ) IT 'S A . TV SHO W ? I SO LD MY TV EAR LY ON ,,

. . . ... IIF YOU WA NT TO , ,,

... WH AT 'S BRE AK ING BAD . ( he's from 2007 . )

KIS SI NG IS NOT DO NE WI TH THE INT ENT TO TAS TE ? I THI NK ??

BLU EBE RRY IS PUR PLE .

??? ? WHY DO YOU WA NT TO ??? IT WI LL JU ST TA STE LI KE ST AT IC AND GLA SS ???

. PLE ASE DO NOT ATT EM PT TO EAT ME IN GEN ER AL .

I AM GOI NG TO AS SU ME NO ONE REA LLY WA NTS TO BI TE DOW N ON HA RD GLA SS .