"NUH UH UH!!!" Flinging it up, getting it just out of reach of the c00lkidd. "UNLESS YOU CAN GO CATCH IT!!!" And then he flicks his wrists, sending the string on the rod out far away behind him.

Holding up a fishing rod with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos on the hook. “YOU WANT THIS HUH??”

"THIS GUY REALLY WANTS PIZZA. LOL!!!!!!!!"

"OH, GRRRREAT, MORE BUZZKILL COMMANDERS!... OOH, WAIT, I BET THE BIG BATTLES ARE GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN TO THIRD-PARTY!!"

【　TEMP PIN 】

"YAHOO!!! CURSE OF 20,000 PLAGUES ONTO THAT DUMBHEAD IN THE BLUE SHIRT!!!!!!"

"OOOH CAN I DOUBLE IT?"

"GOOD THING MY PEASANTS SAY THAT, TOO!!!"

"GHGHGHGHGGGGHH SHUT UP!!!!!! BUT DON'T ACTUALLY BECAUSE FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT."

"FRUIT-TONED????????????"

"GOOD FOR YOU!" They leaned back up and puffed out their chest, their fists on their hips in a very showy manner. "HMMM... HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED ANY OTHER PURPLEISH-ADJACENT MASK WEARING WEIRDOS? OR JUST ANY MASK WEARING WEIRDOS IN GENERAL? BECAUSE IF SO! ...I dunno either, there's a lotta Nolis."

Looking at her up and down, running right up to her to examine her like she was some kind of machine... wait. "HMMM... THIS IS THE GAYEST ROBOT I'VE EVER SEEN, AND I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE PEOPLE THOSE ADMINS HAVE HIRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"NOTHING!!! THIS IS REALLY AMUSING!!!"

"HOLY SHIT THIS MIGHT BE THE GAYEST I'VE SEEN PEOPLE BEEN IN A LONG TIME"

"HMHMHM..." He's on top of a very large tower, staring at a building with comically large magneta binoculars.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⃰ temporary pinned. ⠀

【　TEMP PIN 】

Sniff. Sniff sniff. Sniffing the air. "OOOOH... SOMETHING DELECTABLY DELECTABLE IS BREWING!"

⠀ ⠀𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬 WANTS 𝟐 ⠀𝓒𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀 THE 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃. ⠀

// gonna have to find new art considering this but the redesign lowk fire

"GOOD! I DO TOO!"

"EXACTLY! AND I DON'T SUCK! ALSO, ACTUALLY, ASPX IS VERY DARK. NOW THAT I REMEMBER HIM. SAY HI ASPX!" Aspx waves from the distance.

"HAVE YOU EVER MET A DARK, SAD CLOWN?"

"YOU FORGOT TO SAY 'BAKA' AT THE END OF THAT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...did you?"

"I DON'T NEED AN INVITE, YOU LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED!! AND EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T I JUST BLOW A HOLE IN THE WALL ANYWAYS!!"

"MMM, TOO BAD, I'M HAVING BOTH MOZZY STICKS *AND* PIZZA! *WITHOUT* ANY BOMBS INSIDE OF THEM!"

"IS SOMEONE HAVING MOZZYYY STIIIICKS~?"

"OH, MY! GOING THROUGH ALL OF THIS EFFORT TO GET RID OF ME? OHHH, I BET HE HAS A NICE, GIANT, PHOTO OF ME IN HIS ROOM!..." Audible pause. "...ON A DARTBOARD!"

"...HMM. I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD TO."

"I DON'T THINK COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT MATTERS WHEN I BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!!!"

"I WILL ACTUALLY. BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE WHO BLOWS UP THE SUN!!!!!!"

"WELL, IIIIII'M GOING TO PLACE A COPYRIGHT ON EXPLOSIONS! YOUR SILLY LITTLE C00LKIDDS WILL NEVER THROW A HAND GRENADE OR LAUNCH A ROCKET EVER AGAIN!!!"

"OOOH, COPYRIGHT, I'M SO SCAAAAAAAARED!" ^ He is actually scared.

"TWINNINGGGGGGG"

"SOMETIMES I DIP ASPX IN TAR AND HE SCREAM LOUD AS FUCK"

Laughing heartily as he cartwheels away.

"I ASSURE YOU, ALL OF FIBS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BRUSH MY TEETH!"

"WELL, NOT LIKE YOU'D UNDERSTAND IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING STRAIGHT!!!!"

"MMM... PERHAPS! WHO'S TO SAY? MAYBE THAT PIZZA GUY IS LESS STRAIGHT THAN THE AFORMENTIONED BOWLING BALL! OH, WAIT, THAT'S NOT A MAYBE, THAT'S A FACT!! BAHAHAHAH!!"

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ₩Ø₭Ɇ Ʉ₱ ₴ɄⱤ₱Ɽł₴ɆĐ ᅠᅠᅠᅠɎØɄ Ⱨ₳Đ₦'₮ ᅠᅠ ฿ɄⱤ₦₮ ɎØɄⱤ ₣₳₵Ɇ? ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

"I'VE SEEN BOWLING BALLS STRAIGHTER THAN THAT GUY."

"GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY"

Standing on one foot, juggling his Boomlings rather casually, humming to himself.

His grenade launcher suddenly explodes in his face, leaving him cartoonishly covered in soot.

Sighing, quietly fiddling with his grenade launcher.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Doubling over with laughter in the distance.

Giggling and stuffing a bomb under a certain table...

"I'M SURE YOU WILL, BUT GOOD LUCK ON THAAAAAT~!" ...And he's off. Yes, you have in fact been stuck with the nutjob side of the crowd this time.