whats your issue dude

i put him in my office so i wouldnt get lonely

*slowly peeking up from behind the counter. his stupidass bright orange high vis construction hat made his attempt at stealth backfire really badly. soon ducking back down.* (THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A TASER ON A STICK IM COOKED. WHO THE FUCK IS THISSS)

theres a guy standing outside the shop ominously and im lowkey scared to reopen

sooo you chastize me for giving money away and then suggest we go to the number one give your money away spot?? *sticking his tongue out! relaxing a little, this was his best buddy. no reason to be nervous.* sounds awesome! i can show you the spots where everyone leaves their spare tokens behind.

*speechless. honestly speechless!! girl stop trying to talk you look like a fish. soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.* i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?

i mean...everyone loves a good deal AND a good challenge! i'm just staying on theme. i feel like some people would get a kick out of trying. *...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.* wait, you'll WHAT? /////

we're running a special promotion today!! if you can get my heart racing you can have any item in the shop completely for free! good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?

ow

dude. fuck. yes

GOOD NEWS!!! helper and i arent fighting anymore!! bad...good....middling? news? i have no idea when or how we stopped fighting we just did. it was like someone snapped their fingers and things were back to normal

ive been overhearing some uh...pretty rancid things. O_O;; maybe i should go apologize to helper...he isnt nearly this bad. im realizing he could be so much worse

it's not that i don't care so much as i just kinda forget. i lock in so hard it feels like anything outside my peripheral vision stops existing, yknow? it's a blessing and a curse. a blessing while i'm playing but a curse once i do put down the system. = =;;;

my buddy reminds me to drink water a lot too...soda isn't the best for hydration so it's coming from a place of care. it's just hard advice to take when you're five hours into trying to full combo that one song and you can feel your eyes drooping but will stop at nothing to get it.

is that the pink stuff constantly dripping out of your nose?? i don't remember bloxy cola having a strawberry flavor but that sounds kinda good.... <- she is focusing on the Wrong Thing. i guess i just gotta work up to it. do you have any tips besides just chugging a bunch of the stuff??

dude, what?!?!?!?!? how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0

my record's only around 12 i think....and it sucked because i didnt have any bloxy cola the next morning. so if you try be careful

they stole my goats shoulders cant have shit

computer obsolesence prevention society PLEASE hit me up i would love to help with your cause

FUCKKKK PLEASE I NEED THIS OUHH OUHGH HARKHARKAROUUH [coughing fit]

??? Im not fucking doing that.

geez, february already....i should really get a head start on taking down the christmas decorations. ...starting with what's in the kitchen. i need that one gone before it can get asked about.

wha- FUCK <- he left the noodles in too long and they got overcooked. again.

so whys it called instant ramen if it takes three minutes on the stove

i'll point you in the right direction, yeah. i dunno if you'd want to share a usb with a stranger.

i know programs built to get robots drunk Exist but tracking one down is tougher than i thought. my roommate wants something like this too so i've been looking on his behalf

No

that's fair!! i'll be blubbering either way, so take the necessary precautions. we can sit on opposite sides of the couch if that'd help.

ok!!! :D we can watch the movie together too!! i promise i won't cry into your cardboard this time.

DUDE FUCK YES i know we just rewatched electric dreams but im rewatching it Again. and replaying at least one maybe both of the portal games

woah there buddy isnt that a little forward

emos know two things: mcr and hatsune miku

how was the mcr reunion tour

:DD stimming togethe- oh.

HELPER STOP GIVING BIRTH.

not very....nice? are you in- huh... *before he could get a word out, the stamper was pressed into his hands and the bot was gone. of course, builderfan was no stranger to danger, and he was well equipped to face whatever this seemed to be. ...well. he was mostly just curious. +

dude. i feel really really REALLY bad for your sister.

and you....regularly drink sticky stuff like this??

it really is. have you ever tried cleaning a motherboard without damaging it? its awful.

i feel sorry for your mechanic

...huh? what's up? you sound pretty serious. *looking around...was it someone making more pillars?? he didn't see anything unusual. tapping his fingers against the straps of his backpack. he did have his gear, but he didn't know if they would work...mentally going through his stock just in case.*

??? alright dude. maybe i can introduce you two when she's being a little less...uh...menacing. ^^;;;

she hasn't eaten research!!! our paperwork is fine. *...volunteers are a different story. but he didn't need to know that right now.* she visits me occasionally and we talk about things, it's honestly really nice. and uh.... ʷᵉ ᶜᵘᵈᵈˡᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᵗᵒᵒ.

yeah!! ...uh. *very very quickly realizing that saying "yeah she eats people but she's actually really chill" would make everything significantly worse. so choosing his words a bit more carefully after quite a few moments of awkward silence.* she's nice!! ...to me. ;;;

that's six!! she's great!! *his tone is awfully loving for talking about a giant cannibalistic creature but okay*

getting kicked out of the chip tierlist discussion because im lowkey too autistic to contribute

it is!!! i've spent so much time modding that i didn't get any time to play though....and i have experiments to oversee and data to analyze. *pocketing the controller, nuzzling his face against hers.* it would be awesome to play together. there's so many games we could do...

oh, you'll be happy to know what i just modded, then. *holding up a wiimote and grinning!* piracy is part of it, yes, but there's homebrew and hardware modding too. i'm planning on looking into those sometime soon, but i just got my usual pirated loadout for now. i missed having a wii around...💭💭

hehe, sorry...i get really into my tech stuff. i wish i could show you what i did!!! i'd recently finished the refurbishment on one of my consoles, and since helpers been being difficult lately, it felt like the perfect time to stay in and get the modding process out of the way.