idea i had

welcome too the Gungle…

FRIEZA (WEARING A GO TRANSIT UNIFORM): ho-ho-ho... hello, monkeys. on our morning commute, are we? how utterly pitiful. do try not to resent me if i take an extremely long time to open the doors in the january cold – i know this is hardly the biome you filthy apes are accustomed to

the whole 'political ideologues as a protected class' thing is so funny bc everyone who claims to adhere to that line of thinking is either a liar, a cretin with no principles, or an actual child who doesn't understand anything being discussed

it's the new zeitgeist you have to know about now: 'feelslop' and the backlash against the full spectrum of human emotion

BREAKING NEWS: Hailey 'Hawk Tuah' Welch has been announced as the new leader of Transnistria until the Moldovan diplomatic agreements are worked out!

crazy noisy bizarre toooooooown

i can't believe that historical weapons depicted in fiction don't always maintain 100% fidelity with reality. that's so bad. i should make like 200 youtube shorts reiterating this point in slightly different ways

very thought-provoking indeed

i grew up in the 2010s, buster, and let me tell you one thing: everyone who disagrees with me is a weird, wrinkly pale freak whose mouth is open in a cringe way and goes 'errrrrrm'. that is my core values and i will not be assailed from them

Digimon stage play goes pretty hard.

Bam Margera had a pretty sick VHS editing station.

a gorilla.. that's gaming? and you're telling me this is THE gaming gorilla? wow!!!!

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

christ i forget how terrifying the original squirrel girl looked

everything is so fucking annoying to me now and i have no fucking patience for the constant parade of brainrot garbage cognitohazard right-coded opinions that i am forced to look at every single day

asceticism is shallow garbage most of the time, or at least as far as it manifests in popular culture. when i look someone making a big to-do about 'purging' their possessions all i see is someone performing for others

literally just being on facebook for even a moment is enough to instantly make me upset these days

(german classics professor) der agathoi und der kakoi

just saw the term 'SRA (satanic ritual abuse)' and i think rw hogs are disgusting maniacs pretending to be people. satanic panic stuff is dangerous enough without the goobers who promulgate it making up acronyms deliberately meant to resemble serious anti-abuse terminology like SA or CSA

vegeta's redemption arc is actually kind of fucking insane considering his first major appearances had him saying shit like this. this is like the manga equivalent of a hypothetical alternate henry kissinger becoming a communist revolutionary

(death grips teaching bitches how to swim voice) READING DRAGON BALL ON THE TRAIN

the day after the first day of classes is always absolute murder on my body ):

studio ghibli food looks so good 😍

goofy parody ass headline

Spider-Man vs. Hoofsaw McGraw (2002, colorized)

the first few days taking my antidepressants again is always so rough ): i feel absolutely wretched

it's honestly really inspiring just how much value the team animating the dbz saiyan saga were able to get out of the budget they seemed to have

piccolo accidentally fucking obliterates the pyramids and causes a natural disaster as a training exercise

the worst kind of youtube thumbnail and title combo is definitely the ones that are like "the problem with xyz" or "abc has become a PROBLEM" accompanied with the youtuber doing a :/ face or some kind of goofy comic frown while surrounded by examples of The Problem

this is nothing super special in terms of execution, but it is very satisfying :3

(resistance lib who time-travelled to 16th century france(trying desperately to relate to the current political moment)) there's a freaking BLUEBERRY in the versailles!! uh. there's a L'ÉTAT in the palace? there's a sunny king guy and he's doing stuff and he's somewhere. hmmm. it is FRANCE here

trying to be happier online and just sort of in general

deeply unfortunate translation decision

my politics ect haven't changed, i just took most stuff out of my bio and name bc im having some trouble figuring out how to present myself to the internet rn ):

pop psychology should be banned and carry incredibly harsh sentences

the best fighting games are doujin fighters made for the PC in the early 2000s named something like 'akatsuki blitzkampf'* or 'hinokakera: chaotic eclipse'** with rosters that consist of characters like a tank with a skull head*** or a goth maid who wields dual uzis, a huge sword and dual kunais****

i will forever hate myself for taking the internet and social media as it was for granted. it could have been better, for sure, and i have hope it will return to a state that was better than it had ever been. but i wish i could take back every petty moment of frustration where i condemned it

i wish i wasn't so scared of people. it's hard to articulate in words just how utterly paranoia rules over my life and dictates my every decision, action, thought

one day someone will want to play fighting games with me

"keep crying 😂", says the disgusting hitlerite maggot who delights in the starvation of gazan children

the west is very very evil

do people who call it 'catsup' also refer to mustard as 'dogseeya'

i will never give up on my quest to become the #1 mario main in the canadian dong dong never die scene

Life shouldn’t be like this. The world shouldn’t be like this. Our birthright of harmony and wonder has been stolen by heartless usurpers to such a degree that we think the problem with the world is us—that we’re deeply, hopelessly broken and not worth saving. We’ve never known the lives we’re owed.

azealia banks is like kanye west if he was never successful to any significant degree

me at a restaurant: “gimme the good stuff … piled high with ALL the fixin’s!”

there are SO many harvest moon games