I fucking love sensibly gambling im up so much

i need studs yelling and punching walls at my funeral

I fucking love blackjack

April fools day is like my favorite holiday and it's dying wtf

Did you know? Henry Kissinger is an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters!

please share ur favorite 4:3 documentaries

you know it was a bit at first but the white house's reliance on nintendo IP has really made it so that I'll never buy a nintendo product again like what are you doing with those fuckin lawyers nintendo

we gotta settle something for all time, Charlie Brown HAD hoes.

I was the best goddamned home grown slop farmer for a decade and AI took my goddamned job

Lets go Venezuela!!!

does anyone want to form a 4 person Tom Lehrer style doo wop band speak now

It is a new day.

It's only a one world protest lame shit

I love that I can smell a runescape protest a mile away

I NEED to start evrart claire maxing

My status came today!!

As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

people who make tv heads out of working crts and then throw out the guts deserve jail time

I always forget how much tension bashir and garak actually have in ds9 😭

I just saw a video that was like "whats the US's national epic" like its not birth of a nation 😭😭😭

Markiplier's Iron Lung movie didn't answer a lot of the questions raised by my Septiplier Milking Fanfiction (Source: tinyurl.com/4uh4wwu5)

Iron Lung gets like a 7-8/10, probably the most artistic video game film thatll be released in a while, dripping with symbolism and worldbuilding that really builds onto the game. I hope a novel gets written in the universe tbh

oh my fucking god watching some vtubers clips for like 10 seconds is the fucking closest I've been to actually harming myself in years what the fuck why the baby voiceeeeeeeeeee dude.... what the fuck..... they're heiling loli hitler!!!!!!!!!!

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE Hellooooo ghouls and goblins.... Today we have a wet warning to all those plundering the water tables with a little story I like to call "A day at the nestle factory..."

The fallout finale was so so so so good

does anyone know why there's an email from epstein that makes it sound like he personally had an abortion, was he just really high???

"Ultra" has to be the worst fuckin smear of all time 😭

We never should have moved on from CRT like there is 0 point other than weight

this is so real

No matter what I'm glad I don't speak dutch

I want an alien friend :( I would even accept someone doing a good enough larp but I've seen em all, they suck 😔

Pork tinga for dinner 🤤🤤🤤

why is every social media just a hellhole. I can't believe I just saw someone say there should be an AAVE tax unironically and then ask if there's any orgs that can do a "micropayment" of five dollars because they used it in like the worst way too like how is that account not shitty chud satire 😭😭😭😭

My personal plague doctor: "You have the distemperment of a wicked king...." Me: "dude that's so nice of you to say I've been waiting for someone to notice all day..."

My fallout characters name this playthrough is Ms. Bean and all the letters about the mercenaries wanting to kill me are very funny

the reason why AMD isn't releasing a graphics card this year is because they need the whole year to figure out the naming scheme for the next one

You say this werewolf had a beautiful pussy? An awe strikingly unique one?! My god somebodies gotta stop it from yiffing all over the place!

chicken tendrils

i've eaten.... so many salmon salad sandwiches...... 2-3 a day for three days and finally the way too much I made is done but I am Dr Fart

Time to vatch ze vorld economic forum special address. I sure hope my pod has been announced and my bugs and my owning nussing...

time for Kolchak: The Night Stalker

You know what after seeing the G-sync pulsar stuff I think some form of ray tube displays will be brought back, maybe not cathode but it's very clear that line based rastering is highly superior for motion clarity

the combination of words "anti-kahanist" always make me laugh because no the fuck you're not, go do anything! You motherfuckers don't do shit to be "anti-kahanist"

finally after a decade of 'grinding' and 'balling' I can finally afford my wildest dream.... this is gonna be so sick.... five million to write haha penis on the god affronting light ball in the desert