My personal plague doctor: "You have the distemperment of a wicked king...." Me: "dude that's so nice of you to say I've been waiting for someone to notice all day..."

My fallout characters name this playthrough is Ms. Bean and all the letters about the mercenaries wanting to kill me are very funny

the reason why AMD isn't releasing a graphics card this year is because they need the whole year to figure out the naming scheme for the next one

You say this werewolf had a beautiful pussy? An awe strikingly unique one?! My god somebodies gotta stop it from yiffing all over the place!

chicken tendrils

i've eaten.... so many salmon salad sandwiches...... 2-3 a day for three days and finally the way too much I made is done but I am Dr Fart

Time to vatch ze vorld economic forum special address. I sure hope my pod has been announced and my bugs and my owning nussing...

time for Kolchak: The Night Stalker

You know what after seeing the G-sync pulsar stuff I think some form of ray tube displays will be brought back, maybe not cathode but it's very clear that line based rastering is highly superior for motion clarity

the combination of words "anti-kahanist" always make me laugh because no the fuck you're not, go do anything! You motherfuckers don't do shit to be "anti-kahanist"

finally after a decade of 'grinding' and 'balling' I can finally afford my wildest dream.... this is gonna be so sick.... five million to write haha penis on the god affronting light ball in the desert

salmon salad sandwiches are so fucking good...

would yakub be a juggalo?

Breaking News: Hillary Clinton had Herbert Hoover killed for wanting to make United States of Africa

I have seasoned a salmon like a poor peasant would if he had access to my spices. Only time shall tell if the ancestors approve or dissapprove... gonna turn it into a salmon salad sandwich too 🤤

THE YEAR IS 2033: DUE TO CULMINATIVE WHINING ABOUT WORLD WAR 2 POLITICS THE LICH COMMISSAR LENIN IS REBORN: HE JOINS THE ACP HE THEN SELLS OUT THE PARTY ONCE AGAIN WITH THE NEWER ECONOMIC PROGRAM IN WHICH HE "SELLS THE ROPE" TO HANG THE CAPITALISTS VIA NFT AND SUBSCRIPTION MODEL

GRUNDALE MAXIMUM: whhat's the difference between waxing and waning again??

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sparklin water fucks hard

Your girl callin me up. She wants to watch up.

i'm literally fucking buzzzzzingggg I want to play hytale now!!!! now!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll be da pecan sandies !

Is there any good way to search for 4:3 media specifically?

These Iranian Protests Are Really Giving me Warrior Cats Vibes Meow ^_^

starting a thread here of all the accounts we KNOW are paid DNC influencers, because it’s clear the dem party line is “dems deport millions the right way” please add screenshots if you find them

Just existing is so stressful rn

I need one of these immediately...

yumeshippers are going to make me fucking lose it bro it's so funny

Shes so so so so cute omggg

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

i am thoroughly taking advantage of my year of the rabbit birth year. high stocks and stakes for every year of the rabbit born.

how is an ex fling i talked to thrice wanting to fly me somewhere

I rlly try not to shit on new technology when it's not AI bc it's usually at least ok but what the fuck is going on with oleds and qdoleds how are they actually worse than lcds in aspects i've had this piece of shit monitor for 5 years at least and nothing is wrong with it, no burn in nothing.

BREAKING NEWS: Hailey 'Hawk Tuah' Welch has been announced as the new leader of Transnistria until the Moldovan diplomatic agreements are worked out!

it's not a possibility but I really hope they just captured a nicolas maduro lookalike

fuck it. i'm a jucheist now.

how will all this venezuela business effect their runescape gold farming operations

Saw only two crt listings since I got mine for monitors and they're both on crack, I do kind of want that dell tho. Hope it comes back up for a decent price.

made a chinese currywurst egg sandwich thing 8.5/10

tinnitus is so fun I will get flashbanged once a week and I only defeated it becoming zen

i saw a meme that said if a native says they're a gamer but they're trash at playing they're a nintendian 😂😂😂

me when i get beer and frozen pizza (red baron)

I wonder how commander chakotay likes his bannock

why is it every time I see this dude in a headline it's always "Brazil's former President gets ultra baby surgery for his widdwe issues"

I think about this a lot

CRTs are so wesome, the picture being transmitted via directed light really gives it a magical 3D effect. It really feels like a physical object rather than a flat illuminated picture

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