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New story for subscribers! In "Human Resources," an office adjusts to a new kind of uniform! #wam #wetandmessy #rubber #fetish www.patreon.com/posts/human-...

You will be visited by three spirits.

I would like a job that pay me, not the other way around!

Me when I get a little too excited watching a pie video #wam #messy #sploshing

Post your warning label!

The story in your mind vs. the story you write

Patreon recently gave me the option to sell stories individually! If you are in the mood for a raunchy, explicit and *very* #messy holiday-themed MFF threesome, give"Tom Turkey Turns the Tables," last year's Thanksgiving story, a try for just three bucks! #wam ✒️🔞 www.patreon.com/posts/tom-tu...

It's gift-giving season! If you have a kinky person who loves mysteries and has a good sense of humor in your life (or if you are that person), I have copies of ADAM'S APPETITE for sale in my ko-fi shop! #wam #messy #books #romance #histrom #smutsky 📚♥️ ✒️🔞 ko-fi.com/s/3b9a1b1243

want a taster for my wip novella? Here's a short story featuring its star, Nurse Iulia, the horny hentai nurse! Inspired by 80s Hentai and 70s British sex comedies! art by @doodlebloomm.bsky.social www.literotica.com/s/a-night-of... #erotica #hentai #nurses #nsfw #porn #manga #anime

Doing some research for a #pie story I've been hammering away at, and history is coming alive!

Wet and Messy Halloween fantasy, now FREE to read: I've just set last year's Halloween story, "Pied Pledges," to "Public." This is the first story in my Eta Pi sorority series. All three parts are now free to read: www.patreon.com/posts/114213...

Wet and Messy Halloween fantasy, now FREE to read: I've just set last year's Halloween story, "Pied Pledges," to "Public." This is the first story in my Eta Pi sorority series. All three parts are now free to read: www.patreon.com/posts/114213...

It's been a while since I had an update, but I have a new post for subscribers, the beginning of another college campus-set weird tale: www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

Another rerun, the original third chapter of my horny (and messy) wizard school spoof. In this one, Hymenea infiltrates the exclusive Shag Club to wheedle the Slipperin homeroom password out of Professor Shaghorn--by any means sexessary! #wam #messy #foodfight www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

Anybody looking for horror/fantasy erotica? I've got a twist on the "monster girl" trope under 5k words that needs a home.

For #quicksand day, I invite you to explore The Magoopsie, an attraction you won't soon forget: www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

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she’s so real for this

#currentlyreading MESSY by Colora De Rosa. I was excited to get my hands on this one, a contemporary poly (MFF) romance that happens to center the #WAM ( #wetandmessy ) kink (lifestyle?). I'm only in the early chapters, but since far I'm enjoying it. #romance #books #booksky 🔞✒️📚❤️

. . . So, is there a *Mrs* Beast?

New for subscribers! Another installment of Hymenea Gunger's adventures, in which dinner is on her, if you catch my drift . . . #wam #wetandmessy #messy www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

See a web, post a web

🌈📚 My book, Messy: Food Freaxxx Book 1 is available for pre-sale! SPREAD the message far and WIDE! 😍 🌶️📚 coroladerosa.com/product/pape...

#writing day, still working on a long commission. Something that might not be obvious from the outside (idk, maybe it is?): how important games are to #WAM (wet and messy fetish). So many of us discovered an interest in gunge through game shows like Double Dare or Get Your Own Back, but . . .

Working on some longer stuff, so I'm republishing a few older stories this month. Today for subscribers, the original first chapter of my #wetandmessy magic school parody series: www.patreon.com/posts/136514... #WAM #pies #messy

our bodies are tectonic plates grinding together carnally until we are quaking with a magnitude no scale could define #poetry #writing

A comment re: "it has to be relevant to the plot!"

In late July I posted about artist LeRoy Neiman and his O.C. the Femlin, a diminutive 12-inch tall raven-haired beauty. Lo and behold I just discovered she came to life in the 1960s! Photos of the "real" Femlin appeared in Playboy's May 1963 issue. #Sizesky #SW #tiny_woman

Today I want to honor LeRoy Neiman, a man who drew the same tiny woman for well over half a century. In 1955 he created Femlin a diminutive raven-haired beauty who was roughly 12 inches tall and who wore only black high-heeled shoes, black opera gloves, and black stockings. #Sizesky #SW #tiny_woman

Last day of the month, so what's Nolan been up to? Two stories for Patreon subscribers (I've been trying to post at least two a month, so go me). For July 4 I published "The Eta Pi Summer Fund Special." www.patreon.com/posts/133384...

I'd been meaning to look this up again. There's got to be a "doctor's orders" joke in there somewhere

#wam #wetandmessy #waminthesky #mud #quicksand #milf #erotica www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

Summer vacation: a time for road trips. A time for discovering roadside attractions, mystery spots, and tourist traps. And for one young mother of two, perhaps a time of self-discovery when she encounters the enigma of THE MAGOOPSIE. Available to subscribers now. www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

Your pfp is your therapist "Pies, you say? How . . . colorful, but what happens behind closed doors, you know. It's always the quiet ones!" Cover art from Exciting Love, a 1950s romance pulp

Summer vacation: a time for road trips. A time for discovering roadside attractions, mystery spots, and tourist traps. And for one young mother of two, perhaps a time of self-discovery when she encounters the enigma of THE MAGOOPSIE. Available to subscribers now. www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

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Tada! My new #StarterPack of writers who dabble in #erotica, #smut & #NSFW writing + some of my relevant custom feeds. 😁 Please note this SP is 🔥OPT-IN🔥! Please ✨REPLY✨ to this post to be added! I'll tag you in the replies once I've done so. 😊 Pls ❤️+🔃 for visibility! 🥰 #Erotica #Writing #Smut 🌶️📚

Anti-sex/SW/porn rhetoric serves fascism. The end. The end! It's not more complicated than that!

#currentlyreading SHIELD'S LADY by Jayne Ann Krentz, the third of her "Lost Colony" romances. About halfway through. #romance #books

I guess I missed bikini day too. Who can keep track of all these holidays?

www.patreon.com/posts/133384... Three short stories in one of public messiness and exposure! For my Patreon subscribers only. #mud #pies #wam #wet #messy

A new story for subscribers: three flashbacks from the main trio of my Eta Pi stories, just in time for July 4! www.patreon.com/posts/133384...

"Do long black boots, polished until they shine like mirrors, their surface cool to the eye but warm to the touch, their tall heels as sharp as daggers, ready to stab you in the heart, make women cruel?"

For #internationalmudday I thought it appropriate to finally release my Muddy Mishap comic to the public! Yuna and Peep having a little fun off the beaten path