Look here's the thing. Sens are going to squeak into the playoffs and win the whole damn thing

Remember, There's nothing stopping you from pouring your morning coffee on Cadbury Cream Eggs

the EM banner is cursing the charge

Chris Phillips is still on the payroll and wants a shot at a second goal in the Stanley Cup Finals.

Olivia Melnyk should be the owner still imo

The Sens Network

Gulk is a more believable name imo, @sleepenbaker.bsky.social

Honestly just shut it down at this point. I'd rather not make the playoffs than stress about Glup Shitto's AHL stats and how they'll help in a playoff run.

100% lol

"Hey Google, How can we make the Knights even less likable?"

Reimer saw a phantom rainbow and tried chasing it away

First huge break for Senators since Thomas Chabot's arm.

Don't know who this kid is, but seems like the kind of guy you lock up long term.

Holy Christ Linus

Been watching the Netflix Diddy documentary. Fuck Diddy, obviously. But "Coming Home" played in it and I was reminded of this all time Craig Medaglia classic youtu.be/OZQC9Le-K68?...

City of Ottawa should make public transport free during fuel crises.

This team with Sanderson and Chabot

When the Sens win

Also going to join Jesus as only person to turn water (poor defensive depth) into wine (Stanley Cup)

Sens are going to win this thing come Eller high water.

Trade him after this season.

Teams is good. It's functional, it's got a few quirks but it's good. Outlook is cruel and unusual punishment. It's search function is horrific.

Whoever did this is a beauty

Unfortunately this will only serve to attract Leafs fans, as their affinity for consuming urine is well known

Praise Alfie.

Jamie Benn: "Probably Stop (Right Now) - Spice Girls"

take down the banner

@bosty.ca came to mind immediately

No cap

Me on the 417 in the morning

Me seeing a pile of golden and brown wrappers, after exceeding my calorie AND sugar limits for the day.

Put Kidney and Pinto on the same line. The CPA line. (Bean Counters)

can someone ask brady tkachuk how he feels about this

Weak-to-weak

Who wants to be the first to try Sparty's cream?

Now that he's on our team, though, he's Warren Friendgele

I would personally just focus on trading Brady Tkachuk

It's World Book Day! @clahanna.bsky.social Can you please ask Brady how he's celebrating it?

I could do without Staios spreading seed in the off-season, if I'm being honest.

Brady Tkachuk speed running the "Get Hated Worse and More Quickly Than Alexei Yashin Challenge."

What's Barstool Sens and Martian saying about Brady on the Nazi app?

Michael Andlauer when due diligence on the Sens sale wrapped.

Better than Ilia Mallinin

Hey Google, how many felony convictions does Donald Trump have? Google:

Kinda amazing that Trump shits on Canada and Mexico every day, and there's the Mexican-American captain of Canada's Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews, standing behind him as he defiles an Olympic Gold Medal He hates your mother and your fans Auston Matthews but - you do you: be a collaborator

This is why all the “it’s just an honour to visit the President” takes were dumb. Shit like this was eminently predictable. Trump is almost certainly going to say something insane about Canada (among other things) and those dumbass hockey players are gonna be there clapping bsky.app/profile/alex...

Where's Eugene Melnyk to drive a star player out of town when you need him?

While he's being dogged by another controversy at home.

@ianmendes.bsky.social We know you're pretty plugged in. I don't wish this newest controversy on you, or anyone. But if the team put a statement out about stupid Ullmark rumours started by one guy, there better be a statement and real damage control done about itscaptain openly embracing MAGA.

He's probably asking Tkachuk and Sanderson if he can go with them