It seems to be rapture season again 🍁 #mememonday #memes #rapture #raptureready #planahead #tistheseason

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If Debby Harry is 80, how old are we?

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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

PSA - I posted twice already this week on Instagram about The Beach Boys and then the great Brian Wilson died. I'm not saying it's my fault, but we should note this in case patterns form.

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Tonight we ska #blueska

One full week of rain and I've brewed a cup of coffee with no cup. Seattle friends, idk how you do it.

Will be proudly wearing this tote and continuing my support for PBS and Children’s television workshop as long as they’ll allow me to give them my money. Express yourself. It’s all trash right now - but we need to stay in it together.

I love when I get up early EST and my PST friends are still up at odd hours and we have unhinged conversations. Please, message me from weird hours in different time zones about cheese whiz. Everyone.

I wish I was trained in martial arts, multiple instruments and cool shit instead of what all the different beeps coming from my phone and computer mean and if they're something that needs to be answered right away or can be left for a bit.

It’s a great day to listen to punk rock.

It's the song "Enola Gay" banned, too? Asking for me. I listen to it sometimes.

Hi humans, I love you even if we're all dumb sometimes. xoxo

It's not Monday and I wasn't gonna do this, but when someone says, "I am become meme." They've left me no choice. #mars #mememonday #eggs #parks

I'm wearing a "Stay inside it's too peopley out there" shirt, with zero plans to leave home or be seen. It feels very "if a tree falls in the woods..." So I had to tell someone

Bought the cat a valentine's day balloon. Flowers are bad for him, but floating ribbons are very very good.

Are we all going to get another one of those "Free year of ID Monitoring" letters orrrrrr

Participating in #Caturday today.

I scratched my eye and it was all red and then I took a redeye a guess what happened

Theater in LA tonight and tomorrow! Use code "JUNKPILE" for $5 tickets! Part of a festival so you can stay for more! Proximity to tacos and vegan ice cream! www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/11555 #lathtr #theaterfestival

Marketing emails are already using the tiktok blackout as part of their campaigns is there an emoji for this feeling

It's not always Bernie, I too seek your support. ((this is in LA))

There's a loverly moment in this where you can really sense how much Letterman misses Andy Kaufman. Very sweet- youtu.be/zOwVwiJJ6tQ?...

Update: no ill effects. Saving the other cans for the apocalypse.

I may or may not be drinking 20 year old coffee. It may or may not taste great. Check back later. And try this at home if you want, I won't tell you not to.

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It's 1995. We're on vacation. Mom needs wine:

LA friends come see me and we can eat tacos together afterward because there will be tacos. (If we're hungry) www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/11555

When will we stop trying to turn numbers into glasses? What number will finally draw the line of what cannot be eyewear?

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

I got eye contacts today. I had to touch my eye a bunch under adult supervision. Lmk if you want to see a picture of my eyeball like I'm sending my closest loved ones.

Cats really do love balls of string it's not just a stereotype.

"I love to try different oils and vinegars." When you go into one of those shops that is only oil and vinegar and wonder who is keeping it in business, it's my dad. #textsfrommydad

My diet this week is cookies and smoothies and veggie soup which is really just a hot smoothie. And coffee. And cookies.

Festive #mememonday Also I'm losing my mind

You like one @mrdavehill.bsky.social post and the devil himself comes crawling out of the woodwork...

hey it's bandcamp friday. You can get most of our music here. badmaryband.bandcamp.com/music

This track, as performed by the great Neil Finn, kicks off my "Seasonal Depression Suite", a collection of tunes perhaps needed this holiday season more than most. Available in-store or online on LP, CD, or cassette, or on most of the dreaded streaming services. youtu.be/U4TkfnRMu4I?...

You never know what some people are going through this time of year. I, for example, don't use Spotify. Nobody is wrapping anything for me but presents. Bittersweet.

The history of cyber Monday is a harrowing tale #mememonday

Lot of emails to delete today.

Wicked (2024)

I spent my adolescence curating an exquisite collection of spaghetti-strap tanks. And for what. FOR WHAT.

It's time to put the shorts I never wore all summer up in the attic and bring down all the sweaters and hats and gloves I won't wear this winter.