When I gently suggest to the person next to me on a plane that they can put the arm rests down if they would like, I am actually begging them not to touch me or spill over into my lane.

IT'S FILM FESTIVAL DAY! Watch the first ever Pickle Hour Film Festival tonight at 6pm EST on youtube.com/@picklehour

Live from the digital green carpet and Studio 1, it's the 1st annual Pickle Hour Film Festival! TODAY! Live on YouTube at 6pm EST/3pm PST. All the weirdest and funniest shorts, all the pickles you can eat, PLUS - an incredibly odd choice in host if you ask me - ME! Tune in: youtube.com/@picklehour

What can you do for the resistance? I can tap dance. It's my most underutilized skill. It was very costly to my parents.

All the old comedians used to be able to tap dance. I wrote a paper on it. Why don't they require that anymore?

I watched a lot of 1960's shows as a kid, and today tons of the old musicals were on. I really thought my dance skills were going to be a lot more important to my creative career. Nobody has hired me to tap dance for a street scene. I haven't had to Fosse, Fosse, Fosse across a bar. What the heck.

I haven't posted here in forever, but man, I fuckin love Minneapolis. If you're ever there, check out Powwow Grounds- tell them how awesome they are. Send them some $ for community supplies. There are a lot of awesome places and people there but that's a favorite.

It seems to be rapture season again 🍁 #mememonday #memes #rapture #raptureready #planahead #tistheseason

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Garbage.

If Debby Harry is 80, how old are we?

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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )

PSA - I posted twice already this week on Instagram about The Beach Boys and then the great Brian Wilson died. I'm not saying it's my fault, but we should note this in case patterns form.

How's work going?

Tonight we ska #blueska

One full week of rain and I've brewed a cup of coffee with no cup. Seattle friends, idk how you do it.

Will be proudly wearing this tote and continuing my support for PBS and Children’s television workshop as long as they’ll allow me to give them my money. Express yourself. It’s all trash right now - but we need to stay in it together.

I love when I get up early EST and my PST friends are still up at odd hours and we have unhinged conversations. Please, message me from weird hours in different time zones about cheese whiz. Everyone.

I wish I was trained in martial arts, multiple instruments and cool shit instead of what all the different beeps coming from my phone and computer mean and if they're something that needs to be answered right away or can be left for a bit.

It’s a great day to listen to punk rock.

It's the song "Enola Gay" banned, too? Asking for me. I listen to it sometimes.

Hi humans, I love you even if we're all dumb sometimes. xoxo

It's not Monday and I wasn't gonna do this, but when someone says, "I am become meme." They've left me no choice. #mars #mememonday #eggs #parks

I'm wearing a "Stay inside it's too peopley out there" shirt, with zero plans to leave home or be seen. It feels very "if a tree falls in the woods..." So I had to tell someone

Bought the cat a valentine's day balloon. Flowers are bad for him, but floating ribbons are very very good.

Are we all going to get another one of those "Free year of ID Monitoring" letters orrrrrr

Participating in #Caturday today.

I scratched my eye and it was all red and then I took a redeye a guess what happened

Theater in LA tonight and tomorrow! Use code "JUNKPILE" for $5 tickets! Part of a festival so you can stay for more! Proximity to tacos and vegan ice cream! www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/11555 #lathtr #theaterfestival

Marketing emails are already using the tiktok blackout as part of their campaigns is there an emoji for this feeling

It's not always Bernie, I too seek your support. ((this is in LA))

There's a loverly moment in this where you can really sense how much Letterman misses Andy Kaufman. Very sweet- youtu.be/zOwVwiJJ6tQ?...

Update: no ill effects. Saving the other cans for the apocalypse.

I may or may not be drinking 20 year old coffee. It may or may not taste great. Check back later. And try this at home if you want, I won't tell you not to.

For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla

It's 1995. We're on vacation. Mom needs wine:

LA friends come see me and we can eat tacos together afterward because there will be tacos. (If we're hungry) www.30minutesorlessfestival.com/projects/11555

When will we stop trying to turn numbers into glasses? What number will finally draw the line of what cannot be eyewear?

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

I got eye contacts today. I had to touch my eye a bunch under adult supervision. Lmk if you want to see a picture of my eyeball like I'm sending my closest loved ones.

Cats really do love balls of string it's not just a stereotype.

"I love to try different oils and vinegars." When you go into one of those shops that is only oil and vinegar and wonder who is keeping it in business, it's my dad. #textsfrommydad

My diet this week is cookies and smoothies and veggie soup which is really just a hot smoothie. And coffee. And cookies.

Festive #mememonday Also I'm losing my mind

You like one @mrdavehill.bsky.social post and the devil himself comes crawling out of the woodwork...

hey it's bandcamp friday. You can get most of our music here. badmaryband.bandcamp.com/music