Aldi's good for some things, but their produce frequently looks like it dated Chris Brown

The Holy Trinity: Onion, Celery, & Bell Pepper

Such a feel good story.

We should start conversion therapy for straight christian conservatives

Utter contempt for these Bro Chodes like Rogan. They got him elected and knew exactly the type of person he is. Now they are acting surprised that he is the narcissistic dictator everyone with a brain cell warned them he was.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

ermagerd I wanna see this.  New trailer for Supergirl

Top Draft Picks: Anyone who voted for him Every ICE agent The USA men's hockey team Baron

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

I find it funny how these days, you mysteriously can't find anybody who ever supported the Iraq War

The MAGA dilemma

My twelve days off are over, and with a heavy heart I must report that I've been up for over an hour. Whittaker right now:

Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints

Lord Catly is learning about supernovae and astrophysics. I don't know what his intentions are, but I fully support them.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

His lordship is in a mood.

How is it that time goes by so fast with everything else but this presidency.

Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. It's hardly a surprise, really. He has been plotting my demise since the day we met.

Zohran Mamdani is going to impose the teaching of Arabic numbers in schools

Republicans being interviewed on Fox9 today actually said, "Shakira Law now exists in New York." Which must mean all New Yorkers are incredibly hot and have incredible dance moves.

The consensus is clear among most Americans: our nation has many problems. Trans people living freely is simply just not one of them.

Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us, only sky.

It’s 1976 and you’re headed to the local record store- which album are you leaving with? My choice? Tommy Bolin.

If you plant candy corn by Halloween you get a tree of Peeps by Easter

Trump works for the rich. Trump does not work for workers.

Good evening Dublin!

Cutting food stamps and Medicare, spends money on private jets, a new ball room in the whitehouse and 40 billions for Argentina. And an arch.

36% of county: “Wait, the black guy was keeping me alive?” nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...

Idaho retirees shocked their $51 health plan will now cost $2,232 a month — beg GOP senator to save the ACA subsidies his party fought to kill

So.. did everyone survive the rapture ok?

You can tell someones politics by their opinion of Chicago

Looks like the time for Halloween decorations has arrived, @jillianw.bsky.social

Cunt is too nice a word. Donald lacks the necessary warmth and depth.

It's Yorkshire Day, so I have to pretend @jillianw.bsky.social is correct about everything all day. At least it is only one day a year.

Jillian: what should we do for Yorkshire Day tomorrow? Scarlett: you should call @cathowst.bsky.social and apologize.

When someone says "It's nobody's business who I voted for!" Yeah, we already know

S: watching Star Trek J: why are you crying? S: I always cry when I first see the Enterprise J: if it's that bad you shouldn't watch it. S: I'm not crying because it's bad, you British Cheddar Biscuit!

I walked into the apartment and thought the fire alarm was going off.. it was Jillian playing some godawful Japanese Death Metal. I'm constantly saying music Jillian plays will be the worst I will ever experience, and she continually proves me wrong.

The Earth can't possibly be flat because if it were the cats would have pushed everything off it by now

The USA should be on the travel advisory list.

If everybody forked over a dollar to slap the people who say they voted for Trump but can’t believe that he is doing this, we could pay down the national debt.

All you MAGA redneck Alabama hillbillies are on your own come the 2026 hurricane season. Thoughts and trailers.

It's an absolutely brutal time to be even remotely intelligent.

I'm at Patsy's Pies from Shameless!