god this is so cathartic lmao

Evacuated from the Eaton fire last night. Went to bed when it was at 1,000 acres, woke up to find out it’s at 2,200 now. Our home is still safe for now but man this is awful

I’ve had my own personal beef with United ever since they put out a customer service number that is only one digit different from my team’s phone number. Been mistakenly yelled at by enough people who lost coverage that they should owe me something at this point

I somehow went almost three years without getting sick so I can only interpret these past two months as my body being like, “Yup, run it all through, let’s go” to catch back up to quota

Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years

*trying to stir up discourse* people who were on big accounts starter packs are the uhhh nepo babies of this site

Finally, a place where you can learn about the Bible every week.

every guy who’s ever taken a mirror selfie has hit that first stance

one of the first times I ever had a tweet blow up I had this influx of 2-3k resistance lib moms following me and at first they were super nice then within literally hours they turned on me in the replies for not following all of them back lmao

idk if you guys knew this but people are in the bathroom to take a shit and a piss

2025 is gonna be watching a streamer who reads at a sixth grade level interview the secretary of defense

finding out there’s another Hoffman and he’s acting AND he may very well have the juice might just be enough to sustain me until the new year

tonight in a nutshell

Generally agree with “it’s going to get worse before it gets funny” but the one thing that absolutely is funny right now is how tired Trump clearly is of Elon already

You can be a guy that claims WiFi causes brain cancer and vaccines cause autism and this is how you'll get covered by mainstream press

Conservatives trying to figure out how to post on platforms without libs

I had almost forgotten how much these people still whine even when they’ve gotten what they want. Incredible inability to sit with any sort of contentment.

Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man

you have a whole giant 44B cesspool catering to you with a craven billionaire subserviently turning every dial on whatever your whim is today but you join here the day after your ostensible massive victory. fuck dude. bleak

Realizing the thing that’s been holding me back from posting on here is idk what type of freaks are on here yet. I don’t like my freaks to be shadowy figures - I prefer them to be really loud and dumb and seemingly unavoidable despite me never interacting with them. It’s what I know

here because it’s this or the place that’s telling me to “blaze my glory” no thanks I don’t think I’ll be doing that