ElementSMR 🟧✨ 📽️&✂️ @kartfox.bsky.social

*CT5-V's yeah, its got me beat off the line, but when you get to much more speeds, the MT walks away. it would def have me on top end because physics and aerodynamics

i lost my phone after taking this. luckily someone gave it back to me

Liquid IV is cheat codes to revival and being functional on a sunday

I love this Ransom magnet because it always falls off the fridge and shatters into pieces so I have to put it back together again and you have to respect that level of character accuracy from a fridge magnet.

i need to watch top gear to sober up before bed

my middle school band teacher sereve d me beer

octoberfest fucked me up

"can you please turne the touchtunes up i have Rush playing"

me when i have 3 beer

cadillac cr5-v's are fast, but the MT09 is faster

WHOMST AT GRAND HAVEN PIER??

grease draining contraption

i have great news for bumper sticker enjoyers

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter767.jpg

Congratulations M-F work-week friends! You've made it over the Hump! Affirmation Coyote can see the weekend from here.

for the absolutely zero seconds of planning or prep i do for photos and quick snapping with my phone, i feel like a lot if them turn out halfway decent.

whole lotta ups and downs in the last 24 hours took a much needed mental health day and spent the afternoon on the missile

My mom took Tylenol while pregnant and the only thing that happened to me was that I eventually became a furry.

TIME TO SET SAIL IN ME SCHOONER (ford ranger) TO DEPOSIT ME DUBLOONS (cash from furnace sale) AT ISLA DE MUERTA (the credit union) I HOPE FOR SAFE PASSAGE AND NO BATTLES WITH THE BRITISH NAVY (Wyoming police)

perhaps even some chaos

tomfoolery and shenanigans with @tybluey.bsky.social

Typical Coyote moment 😈💭

me

this but with ford ranger

gotta clean up da whip for da furmeet

HOLY FUCK I ALMOST GOT TURNED INTO A MEAT CRAYON BY A MAZDA CX5 ON MY WAY TO THE DENTIST we're talking inches. but by golly this chick was gonna cut across 3 lanes of traffic without looking to make her exit i am awake now

I think these would sell better if they added a ball chiller, column shifter and simulated exhaust manifold leak ticking pumped in thru the speakers

camping essentials

back on ADHD med after 5 days off means insomnia yaaaayyyy!!!!

i have plans but i cant share them right now because the haters will sabotage me

truck stuff

sand dog. sucks that summer is ending

final boss for my ranger to face

red square on the floor is where the old furnace was. you had to duck under the exhaust vent to get to the laundry area. going to install a wall and door here to close off the space

out with the old, in with the new freed up a ton of space by moving the new furnace location

used free will for ice cream dinner

my girlie marge hooking me up

this would fix me

cracking phat whoolies as i roll into the work parking lot to assert my dominance over corporate normies

for all my euro/uk friends: this is 100% road legal GOD BLESS THE USA!

i had a minor inconvenience today...

work vpn is still down which means i am on week 2 of full time in-person work if i dont get my remote access back i will be upset

NEW STICKER ADDED!! courtesy of @sassafras.bsky.social now everyone will know my son serves in the army

it doesnt look that bad but i landed on a tree stump with my pelvis and then the bike landed hard on my knee. it did not feel good lol

aftermath

dingo down dingo down

Dunno how I feel about it, but it took awhile