City of Pittsburgh FD must have been blueballed SO hard, thinking they could finally use their fire boat for a boat fire only to find out it’s in dry dock

*muffled Big Iron in the background* (serious props to the @ane.boston photography crew and all their hard work!)

Take me back

Some absolute king once did this to my Z and it made my entire week. Still want to buy them a beer.

He’s got my vote

Putting saloon doors in my kitchen doorway so I can pretend every trip to the fridge for a midnight snack is the prelude to a dramatic showdown

Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object #fennecfox

helplessly watching billions get spent on highways to nowhere in Washington county and studies for scooters and gondolas when we could just restore Pittsburgh’s streetcar system to its former glory

"Explain your smallness"

NEED this as the reading chair for my study immediately

On my way to #ANE2026 #AnthroNewEngland! If you see an idiot wandering around Boston wearing the below outfit, say yo!

Me stepping foot in the bourgeoisie-ass suburb, sending the local Karens into a panic as their property values immediately nosedive

France imitates nobody, and nobody imitates the French.

For those looking for last minute ANE space, I currently have a Hampton room with one spot still available, Thursday checkin and Tuesday checkout. DM for more info. #ANE #ANE2026 #AnthroNewEngland

It’s always fun to wear the western poncho fit to satisfy my own brainrot, but the REAL enjoyment comes when walking past little kids who get all excited and shout “COWBOY!”

really bored! if you repost this and follow me here or on my telegram t.me/theroguezcomms I'll pick some people to draw headshots for, just comment a ref!

Incoming Final Destination style death

Can japanese car enthusiasts/owners please stop using the imperial war flag, of all things. sweet rising sun paint job on the hood of your supra, bro. how about you park it in a korean or chinese neighborhood for 5 minutes and see what they think of it

Still curious if there's a single hookah lounge out there that doesn't have the harshest, least welcoming "shitty nightclub x cheaply flipped apartment" furnishing and vibe

Nothing says “I don’t appreciate you” from your employer quite like single ply toilet paper

Confirmed for ANE! Can't wait to spiral into a terminal neo-western psychosis after days of wandering around a western themed con decked out in my cozy gunslinger fit

art for @dys.bsky.social #furryart

It's finally the season of Ponchos, Parkas, and Pistols

step one, boombox bungee corded to the back of the moto. step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries. step three, there is no step three. #motosky

the onion posting this literally as I am on the phone pessimistically placing my final offer on the tiny ancient grandma house that needs $20k in repairs is a LITTLE too on the nose

Gotta be the moment at Anthrocon when @dreynbolt.bsky.social, during a lull in the room’s conversation, looked me in the eye and said out of the blue with the exact voice and energy of forced cheesy product placement “…and I’M drinking delicious electrolyte water.”

Mid-30 degree temperatures looming with the only roadworthy car in the fleet being the 40 year old museum piece riding on summer tires

"...this man was like a dollar tree version of Bixby Snyder." #nocontext

Me when Brad Angerton is road raging at me in his lifted dodge ram, knowing that if he actually starts any shit he will meet the shotgun beside my center console and then meet god

Apply WD-40 to guinea pigs to help prevent squeaking

this is required reading for all the "AVOID PAYING COASTAL PRICES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: MOVE TO PITTSBURGH FOR EZ CHEAP HOUSING" people out there it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags

This is exactly how it feels to do modern highway speeds in a 40 year old 300ZX

I still need to take the motorcycle up Rialto Street just so I can say I did. 25% grade? Fuck it, full send in second gear. Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky

6 hours to install one axle seal and bash my head against the wall on another, breaking a seal driver and the following bunch of improvised seal drivers A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible

If your venue charges a cover AND has the balls to demand a minimum $ amount spent on food/drinks, guess what? I'm never going to your venue

"Exhausted James May trying to cobble together some kind of fix for Hammond’s model ship on a moving train" is my exact mood anymore

NO COYOTE, DON’T EAT THE THING

Went through hazmat ops class yesterday. Instructor spiced it up by saying "there's your partner, here's a UN placard number, figure out what you need to know responding to an incident with this substance". Great idea tbh, caught everyone off guard and made us use our brains... mostly.

Well, my mood rollercoastered REAL hard hearing Fleury would be back in Pittsburgh for a game to book-end his career... followed by finding out that they jacked up the ticket prices for that game by 900%. God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol

Absolutely obsessed with this image of a fennec with his goth girlfriend #flompy #plompy

Oh no, I'm drinking and shopping for lever action rifles again.

Saw house within budget as soon as the listing dropped. Toured it immediately. Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable. Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate). Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.

“a la carte” is just a way for restaurants to say “we charge an extra $6 for fries” without actually saying it

Nothing like a glass of whiskey to bring out all the wistful musings of how life could be better. I guess that makes me the King of Wishful Drinking

To the F-22 pilots: I’m begging at least one of you to please do the funniest thing imaginable Bonus: you will go down in history as the hero of the 21st century

Me too, yellow tag

The masculine urge to lanesplit #motosky

"hey guys, so the photo for the album cover turned out great, but maybe we should try it again on a day when it's not super sunny?" "fuck it, just edit the sky to be black."

The service I work for will soon be capitulating to the Zoll evil empire, which means this old meme now occupies a spot in my brain indefinitely #EMSky