For those looking for last minute ANE space, I currently have a Hampton room with one spot still available, Thursday checkin and Tuesday checkout. DM for more info. #ANE #ANE2026 #AnthroNewEngland

It’s always fun to wear the western poncho fit to satisfy my own brainrot, but the REAL enjoyment comes when walking past little kids who get all excited and shout “COWBOY!”

really bored! if you repost this and follow me here or on my telegram t.me/theroguezcomms I'll pick some people to draw headshots for, just comment a ref!

Incoming Final Destination style death

Can japanese car enthusiasts/owners please stop using the imperial war flag, of all things. sweet rising sun paint job on the hood of your supra, bro. how about you park it in a korean or chinese neighborhood for 5 minutes and see what they think of it

Still curious if there's a single hookah lounge out there that doesn't have the harshest, least welcoming "shitty nightclub x cheaply flipped apartment" furnishing and vibe

Nothing says “I don’t appreciate you” from your employer quite like single ply toilet paper

Confirmed for ANE! Can't wait to spiral into a terminal neo-western psychosis after days of wandering around a western themed con decked out in my cozy gunslinger fit

art for @dys.bsky.social #furryart

It's finally the season of Ponchos, Parkas, and Pistols

step one, boombox bungee corded to the back of the moto. step two, a bandolier of judas priest cassettes and spare batteries. step three, there is no step three. #motosky

the onion posting this literally as I am on the phone pessimistically placing my final offer on the tiny ancient grandma house that needs $20k in repairs is a LITTLE too on the nose

Gotta be the moment at Anthrocon when @dreynbolt.bsky.social, during a lull in the room’s conversation, looked me in the eye and said out of the blue with the exact voice and energy of forced cheesy product placement “…and I’M drinking delicious electrolyte water.”

Mid-30 degree temperatures looming with the only roadworthy car in the fleet being the 40 year old museum piece riding on summer tires

"...this man was like a dollar tree version of Bixby Snyder." #nocontext

Me when Brad Angerton is road raging at me in his lifted dodge ram, knowing that if he actually starts any shit he will meet the shotgun beside my center console and then meet god

Apply WD-40 to guinea pigs to help prevent squeaking

this is required reading for all the "AVOID PAYING COASTAL PRICES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: MOVE TO PITTSBURGH FOR EZ CHEAP HOUSING" people out there it's cheapER, but only if you feel like dealing with our lower wages, crumbling housing stock, and swarms of flipper/investor scumbags

This is exactly how it feels to do modern highway speeds in a 40 year old 300ZX

I still need to take the motorcycle up Rialto Street just so I can say I did. 25% grade? Fuck it, full send in second gear. Hell, maybe even make a tour of it and take the old girl up all the steepest streets in Pittsburgh, the same day #motosky

6 hours to install one axle seal and bash my head against the wall on another, breaking a seal driver and the following bunch of improvised seal drivers A big “fuck youuuuu” to whatever dipshit Ford engineer put this little divot on the transmission, just to make installing the seal impossible

If your venue charges a cover AND has the balls to demand a minimum $ amount spent on food/drinks, guess what? I'm never going to your venue

"Exhausted James May trying to cobble together some kind of fix for Hammond’s model ship on a moving train" is my exact mood anymore

NO COYOTE, DON’T EAT THE THING

Went through hazmat ops class yesterday. Instructor spiced it up by saying "there's your partner, here's a UN placard number, figure out what you need to know responding to an incident with this substance". Great idea tbh, caught everyone off guard and made us use our brains... mostly.

Well, my mood rollercoastered REAL hard hearing Fleury would be back in Pittsburgh for a game to book-end his career... followed by finding out that they jacked up the ticket prices for that game by 900%. God forbid they throw the poors a bone. lol

Absolutely obsessed with this image of a fennec with his goth girlfriend #flompy #plompy

Oh no, I'm drinking and shopping for lever action rifles again.

Saw house within budget as soon as the listing dropped. Toured it immediately. Really liked it. Needed work, but nothing insurmountable. Put offer in the same day for over asking (becoming what I hate). Got outbid anyway because there were SIX other offers higher than mine.

“a la carte” is just a way for restaurants to say “we charge an extra $6 for fries” without actually saying it

Nothing like a glass of whiskey to bring out all the wistful musings of how life could be better. I guess that makes me the King of Wishful Drinking

To the F-22 pilots: I’m begging at least one of you to please do the funniest thing imaginable Bonus: you will go down in history as the hero of the 21st century

Me too, yellow tag

The masculine urge to lanesplit #motosky

"hey guys, so the photo for the album cover turned out great, but maybe we should try it again on a day when it's not super sunny?" "fuck it, just edit the sky to be black."

The service I work for will soon be capitulating to the Zoll evil empire, which means this old meme now occupies a spot in my brain indefinitely #EMSky

Home is where you can comfortably strip before taking a dump

Toured a couple more open houses today that were yet more overpriced garbage. Realtor: “oh yeah our register is right over there, if you could please sign in with your name and phone numb-“ “no thank you, I’m good.”

Who's gonna pull up at Fred's with me in a ratty AMC Hornet

Managed to pull off a very successful weekend with the Z31 at the Pittsburgh vintage Grand Prix! Cool rides and good vibes, despite disgusting heat and humidity.

Absolutely love checking my work schedule for the week, only to see that the ONE sunday shift I was approved to take off so I could go to the PVGP has been slapped back on my plate, due to another employee going on family leave. God fucking forbid I get to enjoy more than a single weekend a year.

I spent ALL DAY removing my Z's crusty old battery terminals, carefully trimming the wires and stripping the ancient insulation, crimping new lugs on, only for the new terminal's stud to be JUST tall enough to HIT THE FUCKING HOOD WHEN SHUT I'm so goddamn salty. Who's got an angle grinder

Draw your fursona like this

Taking a late night walk, pass a house with open windows and the sounds of loud sex clearly audible Arrive home, sit down with a playlist of j-fusion jazz to clean my pistols to Everyone's having a good Saturday night

One of my favorite sub-class of old folks are those who seem really polite, even kind - but are just ever so SLIGHTLY disparaging of me being on a motorcycle, yet in a way that almost adds to their concerned-old-person charm and is easy for me to take in stride. #motosky

Finally pulled the trigger on a new stereo for the Z! Not too pricey, has everything I need and nothing I don’t, looks period correct, and the backlight even matches the stock orange gauges!

Go-go gadget big fuckin ears

Yeah man, those dumb yinzers are such fuckin killjoys. why be wary about cash-flush buyers from high-income states hyping up Pittsburgh, moving in, and driving real estate prices out of reach of the locals?

You wear camo because you’re a right wing chud who pictures himself as some kind of tough guy action movie hero I wear camo/milsurp because it’s cheap, practical, and sometimes has a bit of history to it We are not the same