For an upcoming zine fest I asked a friend to make stickers of the trans battle flag (by @jackalpants.bsky.social ). Because he’s a madlad he made regular, glossy, sparkly, starfield, and matte translucent variants. Also I asked for 2 dozen and got like 60. Gonna slap these fuckers everywhere.

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They say the best revenge is a life well lived, but that's unobtainable for most of us. The second best revenge is pushing them off a cliff.

“Magical starlight harmony, go!” [My magical girl transformation sequence begins. I float into the air, spinning in place as ribbons of shimmering rainbow wrap themselves around me. As the music reaches a crescendo, I land deftly on the ground, wearing the same grubby clothes but holding a gun.]

It's that time again, babes: Girl Scout Cookie Season! You want them, we will have them in like a month, so now is the time to pre-order your favorites. Get 'em delivered, get 'em shipped, just get 'em!

I think of all trans women as my sisters, except for the ones who I want to have sex with, because that would be weird.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work. (Under my breath) “Oh cool we’ve invented a bold new alphabet where we can put the letters in whatever fucking order we want, huh?” Seriously I say that to myself at least once a day.

[loudly, trying to convince the other people at the coffee shop that I actually understand the book I’m reading] “Wow, they really ARE tommyknocking!”

… Animal Crossing, you can’t just copy me like this what the fuck.

Attn: @pst1953.bsky.social

My favorite part was when she said “it’s melaniain’ time” and melaniaed all over those guys.

Genuinely surprised by the people who think that a general strike is happening today. Like. An ad-hoc plan with no organization, follow-through, or plans for those who can’t afford to leave work? A rounding error in financial loss which will be corrected tomorrow? Strikes are good. This ain’t one.

Whenever I'm leaving the grocery store and the guy at the door says "can I see your receipt?" I say "no thank you!" cheerfully and walk right on out the door. Turns out, they can't stop me.

Hey uh my friend keeps trying to call you, his name is Scamdrew J. Likely, he says you’ve been rejecting his calls? What’s that about?

I wish China Miéville's The City and the City was more widely-read, because I just described myself to my therapist as spending late 2019 as a boy in Besžel but a girl in Ul Qoma, and honestly I felt clever.

So fucking glad I don't work in TTRPGs anymore. Definitely one of the top ten decisions I ever made.

It's that time again, babes: Girl Scout Cookie Season! You want them, we will have them in like a month, so now is the time to pre-order your favorites. Get 'em delivered, get 'em shipped, just get 'em!

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Reading a book about a wizard academics, in a world where magic has been studied for centuries and elves and dwarves and whatnot exist, and a character just referenced Zootopia. It’s not an isekai or anything; this magic world just ALSO has the movie Zootopia in it. It’s hilarious.

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!

Took @glaiveguisarme.com to a boudoir dancing lesson today Y’all had better watch out, that girl has moves (and booty)

Jean-Luc Picard, ordering holodeck pornography: “Tgirl, gay. Hot.”

Shuffle your longest playlist. The first song to come up is your energy for this new year. Let’s go. This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.

AGAIN?! Two commutes in a ROW?! Different dudes, too. Ah well. Thanks for the Trans Affirming Regular Misogyny, I guess.

First firework-caused car alarm of the year. Huzzah.

Holy SHIT Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in Hook is pretty. Like. Oh my goodness. Anyway we are watching movies until midnight, as is our tradition; my wife and I make a short list to pitch to our kid, who picks two. Hook came first and in a half hour we'll watch Into the Spider-Verse. Farewell, '25!

Dear random man on the bus, What part of my wearing headphones AND having my nose in a book, precisely, made you feel as though I was open to conversation? Sincerely, Any woman, I guess

I read 70 books this year (which includes graphic novels, novellas, and a few re-reads from prior years, but NOT books that I read to my kid at night). Dang. That's a lotta reading. As I expected, reviewing the big thread has been interesting. More than I expected have stuck with me.

At the THEATRE with a fresh cup of bloodwine (a delicious mulled wine). Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.

Make a Bond movie casual: Yardraker

Our tradition for every celebratory day is to have everyone count down “three, two, one” and then shout some trochaic foot appropriate to the occasion. Then we clap ONCE in unison. 3, 2, 1, CHRISTMAS! 👏 3, 2, 1, BIRTHDAY! 👏 and so on. 3, 2, 1, SPOOKY! 👏 3, 2, 1, THANKFUL! 👏 It’s fun. Try it.

It is a fact universally acknowledged that a Tiny Tim, in possession of a great goose, must NOT die.

The beautiful moment of briefly spotting and sharing a smile with the one other trans girl on the bus. Yes. I see you. You are me. We are in this together and we are beautiful. And then we go off to different places, and yet we are still together.

In a halfway just universe, nobody would have any idea what a "Hogwarts House" could possibly mean, but everybody would know which of the Boiling Isles' covens they would join. (I'd be all-in on Abominations, obviously. Lemme at them slimy buddies!)

I can confirm from experience (having made this recipe like… twenty times?) that Mae’s Nuka-Cola Ground Zero is delicious, easy to make, and goes down real smooth while watching Fallout.

For sale: baby. Never wore shoes.

… gosh, I try not to get mad at a little gallows humor, but when a transgender influencer who moved to Canada literal months ago is telling haha funny jokes about the House of Reps passing bills to criminalize being trans, I kinda want to scream at her. I will unfollow instead, &scream internally.

Just me and the girls enjoying some blue, Jaws-themed wine.

I’m genderfluid in the sense that sometimes I’m a catgirl and other times I’m a puppygirl.

Without any apology, my message is this: if you want me segregated, you will have to use more than a sign on the door! if you want me ejected, you will have to physically force me out! if you want me dead, you will have to beat me to death with your OWN bare hands! I will make it difficult!

Amber told me about LightMyBricks, and so I got some lights! For my bricks! Specifically, I added some lighting to my Great Deku Tree Lego set. I am so very proud of this! The way the Master Sword glows? So good! Ah!

It's funny how everyone's transition timeline starts with some normal looking dude lying awake at night saying "well fuck I guess I'd rather be an ugly girl than a handsome guy" and then one year and six months later she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life.

I spend so much of my time in overtly queer spaces that meeting a woman and learning that she's married to a man is kind of discombobulating. It's like learning that the Simpsons is still on the air. Like. People are still doing that? Wild. Neat. It's better than I think? Well... it'd have to be.

I recognize that part of a library’s purpose is to stock all kinds of books, even ones I personally find distasteful. I can’t begrudge that. But if a fucking Harry Potter book ends up in a “Holiday Season” display I will quietly toss it back on the shelf as often as needed.

I know I’m not supposed to hit on patrons at work, but gosh, how could I resist a gorgeous gal with a glowing gok-do?

“Do I want to break all contact with that person?” is the sort of question that contains its answer in the fact that it is being asked.

Spent the weekend at a lovely tiny RPG con, and had an absolutely wonderful time. A small part of it was the fact that the venue had a lovely little porch where you could enjoy downtown Seattle and get smiled on by the Space Needle.

I’ve had my sweater on backwards all day. I am going to throw myself into the sea.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys