I’m definitely not a big juicy swollen Himbo muscle pig 😔 But I’m still gonna flex like I am 👉👈

Myself, but as a cartoon Inside me lives 2 Peg Leg Pete’s, both are gay!

Hi Guys, Get ready with me…Except I pretty much wear the same thing everyday🤕

PSA

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It me, I am bear 🧸

Good Morning… 🌞

Fat Pat the Sewer Rat

Ego Death. Ink on paper, 2024.

Not gonna tell nobody when I start working on my summer body, but there will be signs.

Look at my sexy partner. LOOK👏🏽AT👏🏽THEM👏🏽

Hi, I’m embarrassing… I guess.

Throw back to being sun-kissed bronze in a speedo…I’m actually looking forward to summer this?! Maybe we will actually go to some pool parties 👀

Lost. #illustration

The First Damned. #art

I was today years old when my boyfriend Informed me that tanukis are a real life Japanese raccoon dog animal and not just a cute costume Mario wore in the third game

Cmon Joy Division night at the goth bar!

Kelly Clarkson will sing the FUCK out of a Christmas song.

Life update, I'm moving to DTLA with my very sexy boyfriend @real-sick-puppy.bsky.social

Cold weather clothing makes me feel so much cuter

Even more so now!

Walking past a starbucks and over heard this 🚬 describing Rocío Dúrcal, “she’s was like the Cher, Dolly Parton, or Madonna of Latin American music” guuuurl what?!

When I tell people im a fat vampire who's looked 40 since their late 20's... This picture is 15 years old and looks like I dyed my beard this morning and took the picture 5 mins ago

🥹🥹🥹

🤓👉👈

Drinking on the job. #art #artwork

Lost.

This Just in! I spoke too soon… “15 minutes” slaps! I repeat “15 minutes” SLAPS

Finally listened to Sabrina Carpenter’s music… I can’t say that I dislike her, it just wasn’t for me. I’m sure she’s a lovely gal, She’s very pretty, her singing voice is lovely. I think I liked 2 songs maybe? not enough to add them to my library but certainly enough to give them a few listens 

Happy Birthday to this handsome! Go check out their stream and show them birthday love!

✌️🙃

Et le tigre est en toi, gouache by Paul

‘Pink Pony Club’ by Chappell Roan jumps 127 spots on Global Spotify to a new peak of #56 with 2.19 million streams, following the #GRAMMYs .

Chunky Boy Modeling School

RE-watching hereditary for the first time

Yes we do

People that claim Los Angeles on their bios when I know damn well they’re in the I.E.

Wanting your chosen name or your pronouns respected isn’t a crazy transgender demand. A crazy transgender demand is more purse hooks in the men’s room. Where am I supposed to put my purse???

Sometimes(often times, almost always) I forget that I’m very old(in gay years) and I don’t know if that’s a gift or a curse 🤷🏽‍♀️

The fit was fittin’

Aubrie Plaza is this generations Janeane Garofalo… I will not argue and I will not explain so don’t ask. But know that I’m here for it

jehovah when he witnessed whatever caused him to start a religion

Based off your personality what would you bend?

Not gay as in I like men, queer as in I have sensitive nipples

Probs not. But here’s to hoping.

Ghost Type 👻