Big beautiful bill makes a lot more sense now 🤣

I hate it(love it)! I just saw an update for animal crossing for the switch 2 and they are doing a Zelda collab. I’m gonna have to get a switch 2, aren’t I? Fiiiiiiiiine!

Klingons secure in themselves: Today is a good day to cry

Ok I’ll make a jocktober contribution. Might do another one. I just only have a couple lol.

What’s it like inside your head?

If you haven’t already, block this trash!

The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa

This is what happens when you cave to authoritarianism. Keep hammering them!

@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social definitely you 🤣

My night is better than yours!

Age verification I’m older than the American release of Nintendo.

Who is an actor/actress that you used to consume but can no longer even tolerate for a movie or show? Crisp Ratt can eat shit

This basically woke me up this morning. Now what shall I do about it? 🤔

Don’t know if he’ll make it, but…

Just sayin

It’s September 1st. Happy 1st day of Halloween!

Okay, hear me out. A “Lord of the Rings” remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:

I’d say a solid 5. Maybe 5 1/2 🤣.

“iF yOu DoN’t HaVe AnYtHiNg NiCe To SaY dOn’T sAy AnYtHiNg At AlL” Me:

Ok boomer. It’s called reclaimed terms. Queer is an umbrella term encompassing a huge portion of the community. You not being apart of said community have no say on how the rest of us choose to identify, so have several seats and stfu!

Kylie Jenner challenge, anyone?

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’d be screwed 🤣 But at least they could tell my story when I inevitably end up haunting the location I died!

Make a band food: Dixie Chips

Increase a band: LinkinCity

Slightly diminish a band: Luke Warm Chili Peppers

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I love how excited Jason gets!

Come here then, pup! 😉

Do I have to work today???

All the pit pigs would LOVE me right now. Been running some errands and doing stuff around the house. I am RIPE lol. Since it’s not a kink that I personally hold, I’m not hopping into the shower!

If you’re still using Twitter… why?

Live. Laugh. Liza Minnelli.

Age verification? I had one of the first Gameboys when they were released in the United States.

I’m officially 40, y’all! Nudes, voice clips, and whatever else welcome and encouraged!

Pam Bondi a few months ago: I have the client list on my desk. Pam Bondi now: I never said there was a list. Really makes one wonder what high profile people are on it that they’re protecting…

Well… it’s officially the last 24 hours of my 30s. July 9th is the big 4-0 for me. Send help! 😩

Anyone need a FCF dickstraction?

What better way to celebrate the birth of this country than blowing things up as it actively dies…

Only day this can be posted!

Zero motivation today. Only bed.

Cottonwood trees are the devil! I work outside at the airport which is surrounded by the damn things. There’s so much cotton fluff floating around that my eyes itch and my lungs are burning. Those damn trees should not exist!

Take the name of a movie and replace one word with daddy. Star Wars: The Daddy Awakens

Went from dealing with a sinus infection to having a horrendous toothache. This pride month is being very homophobic to me…

Ugh… I feel like hot garbage. Started off the week sneezy, sniffly, and stuffed up. Progressed to a really sore throat. Now I’m coughing and have a killer migraine. Someone come out me out of my misery please!

Thought I was just chosen by the cat distribution system while walking home from work. Unfortunately the owner was standing nearby and saw me petting their cat. He was a beautiful black cat named Onyx.

So Dots Pretzels… I’m obsessed. They’re so good!

When I read that Bluesky is dead

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