“The Lunch Spot” 7x10 mixed media #art #drawing #ink #coloredpencil #prismacolor #ohuhu #finch #housesparrow #cleveland #reservesquare

Every day I get closer and closer to walking the fuck out of my job because nobody is capable of communicating like adults

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

Slipped and fell down the concrete stairs from the parking garage on Monday and my coworkers are mad at me bc I can’t put weight on my busted leg for long and have to sit but you know damn well if I’d called out/gone home they’d have thrown a fit.

Logged into Twitter for 5 seconds and was immediately bombarded by children for saying queer identities are often not neatly boxed up. Like ok honey call me when your frontal lobe develops and your “queer space” isn’t a discord server

Holy crap! There's an ACTUAL NUMBER for PayPal in this! PayPal is NOTORIOUS for never giving out numbers!!! This is pure gold!

I wish there were a way to kill myself without causing anyone any trouble. Nobody would have to find me. Nobody would have to miss me or wonder what happened to me. I could just be gone and rid everyone of the rotting mess I am

I didn’t start biting my nails until my late teens, which was also the same time I came out and wound up being subjected to aggressive homophobia and transphobia from everyone around me. I’ve never been able to stop and am perpetually embarrassed bc I don’t even have the childhood habit excuse.

I was thinking about chickens in headbands recently #chickens #silkiechickens #art #artsky #aerobics

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Me: on the verge of a breakdown bc my partner might have fucking cancer My job: WHAT ARE U WORKING ON????

no because WHY did I have to tell my adult coworker that “stop acting grown” wasn’t a good way to respond to his stepdaughter’s earnest apology? “If I say it’s ok it means I’m weak” I garauntee you it doesn’t, PLEASE just say I forgive you like a NORMAL person

My partners siblings are visiting her for the first time in years and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous because if I tried talking philosophy, etc with my siblings they’d look at me like I snorted coke off the table…what must it be like to have siblings that like you?

Wow graystripe how come you got TWO wives #wc #warriorcats #thunderclan #riverclan #silverstream

I need you all to realize the GOP planned this bill's rollout exceedingly poorly... Hospitals plan medicaid budgets a year in advance. That's why rural ones are closing. Some of the worst effects will be felt as soon as 2026, when the GOP is vulnerable. They're setting themselves up to fail.

Anyway this is Furbert and I love him #crochet #furby #longfurby

I’m so fucking sick of getting in trouble. People act like we’re friends and then whenever I exhibit the same fucking behavior they do, I’m the one everyone’s mad at.

Genuinely might as well off myself because there is literally nothing left to look forward to. It’s fucking over. I wanted so little in the grand scheme of things.

Just found out that this woman who keeps showing up to my job with a bunch of greens we don’t need is getting it from the local FOOD PANTRY. Like no fucking wonder the food pantries are low on food. This lady keeps bringing it to the restaurant as though we can’t BUY OUR OWN PRODUCE

I had forgotten that the kid leads of 28 WEEKS LATER have names that sound like someone doing a pretty good job making fun of British people

Here is a drawing of my beloved partner, who dyed her hair recently and refuses to send me a selfie so I hope I guessed correctly

If you make me debate my gender with you during pride month you owe me $20 for every minute it goes on with a $10 penalty every time you yell over me

All hail the book hoard #booksky

A piece of low stakes vent art I liked so much I made into a full painting #art #painting #nostalgia #cute #plushie #colors

if you are protesting now or in the future be safe and remember: • do not announce you're attending online • do not sign any online RSVP • wear a mask • wear clothes that don't draw attention • leave your phone at home • bring bottled water • do not speak to cops • do not post photos after

In other less sad art here’s a landscape I did. I don’t do many but I like this one #art #beach #sunset #clouds #ocean #oilpastel

“Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

Hello here is a piece of vent #art I did about feeling dumb and sad #opossum #drawing #clown

When I was a kid my mom used to get mad at me when I didn’t shave well enough around my upper thigh area and it was noticeable in a swimsuit and I really don’t understand why the solution wasn’t just like…board shorts?

Cis men will do ANYTHING to justify objectifying women they don’t know and I’m never going to stop thinking it’s gross and weird no matter how many random men tell me it is not, in fact, weird

My niece is in the phase where she points at things but she does it in this very specific way where she turns and points really dramatically at you like she’s cueing you for a solo of some sort and it’s so funny

My family is literally not capable of being normal for a full day. Like we ALMOST got it and then they started being racist and called me sensitive for yelling at them

Genuinely can’t believe I need to say this but if your partner is actively beating her children and you won’t do anything about it because “they aren’t my kids” but in the same breath talk about wanting kids one day then you have no fucking businesses having children ever.

Weird phenomenon in my life where people who are attracted to me (outside of my partner) are really mean to me for no reason and it’s like…did we not pass kindergarten? Did you think bullying me would make me like you?

Never posted this strawberry cow I drew. Not sure if I like it but I had fun doing it #art #cow #pink #strawberry #strawberrycow #crayons #drawing

My girlfriend got me this elephant at the zoo for my birthday, her name is Celeste and I’m considering crocheting her an assortment of hats Side note: Celeste had to be photographed at an angle bc her nose is too long for the camera to focus

Genuinely really pleased with this commission #art #artists #artistsonbluesky #dogs #oilpastels

This is the world that people like JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, and Jesse Singal work every day to achieve

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I told Percival Joe Biden had prostate cancer and he tried to run away but I told him he had to be respectful bc Joe Biden’s been president for his entire cat life (sans like the 4 days before he got inaugurated Percival was alive for) /j #cats

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

Me, high and going about my workday without stress: 🙂 My coworker: screaming at me about how I left the bacon in the oven too long (cooked it properly) instead of pulling it out raw

Day 13141 of existence and I still haven’t used ChatGPT to answer a goddamn question I’ve ever had.

Yesterday I found out my grandpa tried to name my dad Julius Caesar after himself and my grandma said “if you’re naming him that you’re doing it by yourself bc I’m not calling him that” but my dads name is Paul and it would’ve been funny as fuck if JUST his dad called him Julius

Today I found out my mom destroys birds nests in her ferns and honestly wtf

As someone who grew up with anti-puppy mill sentiment (rightly) pounded into me, I really can’t explain how devastating it is watching my parents fall into the cheap doodle puppy mill trap.

How the FUCK are you gonna be like “I don’t get paid enough to do this” and then micromanage the fuck out of everyone else by giving them work YOU YOURSELF REFUSE TO DO? Like we don’t get paid enough either??? Stop making up random busy work bc someone stood next to you and breathed air!