Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Still a few hours to take part in today’s Big Garden Burns Watch. Put some whisky and haggis out & keep a note of any appearances of the legendary Scottish bard in your back garden.

This doesn’t bode well because ideally it should be quite cold

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

Very heavy cormorant

I see WhatsApp has started animating my emojis without my consent.

In case anyone is looking for ‘Salad Topper’ seeds in Morrisons, they seem to have been categorised as pet food for a few weeks now.

Dan & Dan: The Elf of the Self youtu.be/uK-T4O43iTA new video! festive-adjacent, bit weird

Dan & Dan: The Elf of the Self youtu.be/uK-T4O43iTA new video! festive-adjacent, bit weird

For context, this is referring to two jogs around Hackney Marshes

Come for a ride on the Post Office Underground Railway! behind the scenes / documentary, of Mail Rail ...

There’s a new Dan & Dan video, and it’s at the following link: youtu.be/7V1KDXmPmlQ?...

Gosh, after a seven year absence, my friend @dananddanfilms.bsky.social is back! I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...

How much of this do you need to drink to feel properly autumnal

The eternal mystery of the Single Kebab Shop Fish, embalmed in cling film. Who buys it? Who eats it? Nobody knows.

Remember in this hot weather to keep your black peppercorns in the fridge. Crisps should be soaked in cool water before eating too.