My cat likes to play hard & then stress me out with his panting on a hot day. How do you make a cat relax & stop playing? Never had this problem with my other cats.

IF I watch the World Cup final, it’ll be a hate-watch. I’ll probably just turn it on at 90 minutes & watch the stoppage time.

OMG, I knew it was going to happen before it happened and I stilled jumped out of my skin! Give her a raise & a promotion.

Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”

Classic bait and switch.

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

Qualifications: nepotism

Just because someone dies, does not make it disparaging to list off the crappy stuff they’ve done in their life. It’s not an opinion if you say “he did X, Y, & Z” if he actually did X, Y, & Z.

He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

First McConnell, then Graham. Hopefully the Devil is wetting his appetite & coming for the main course soon.

WHAT?!! Lindsey Graham? Are we sure this isn’t a typo?

I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA

Fuck this World Cup, I’m done.

Argentina got more lives than every cat on the planet

Current status

Hoping for a Cinderella upset, but I’m delusional. Final 4 teams will be the teams ranked 1-4 going into the World Cup. That’s just boring.

Every game has me less & less likely to watch the final.

These World Cup games are killing me

BOOOO⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️OOOOOO

I recently congratulated someone on obtaining their degree, summa cum laude no less. His response, “school is so easy with ChapGPT.”

This would be so helpful to me if I could tell which way I need to toggle the settings.

"Don't worry about those lying women, bro; nobody believes them. Hey, cool tattoo!" - If Graham Platner had run in the GOP

yeah with a ouija board

Ugh

Mitch McConnell going out doing what he loves most: exploiting gray areas in obscure legal processes in order to give the Republian Party some sort of slight advantage

Just wondering if the assholes setting off fireworks purposely waited for my cat’s anti-anxiety meds to wear off.

Viking row > Wonderwall

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Journalists float astonishing theory around silence surrounding Mitch McConnell’s health 🎯 www.rawstory.com/mitch-mcconn...

Look, the decision to let Balogun play is the correct one. That being said, this decision was made days too late and is shady af. FIFA, corrupt as ever.

Settling in to watch Independence Day. Don’t you judge me. I love watching the White House blow up & fantasize about who’s inside.

All American 4th of July spread. Fish & shrimp tacos with all the fixings: guac, queso fresco, cabbage, crema, 3 homemade salsas, and esquites on the side (cilantro & tajin not pictured but generously added on plate). Mexican food served to a German immigrant represents the 4th of July perfectly.

I think I know what we’re all thinking

This country has gone to shit. “Celebrating” today by running errands, watching foreign teams play soccer, and wearing my ‘Enjoy the Constitution While you can” T-shirt. Oh, and eating tacos.

Somehow my 12ft skeleton dressed in a garish shiny skirt made from a dollar store tablecloth looks more grand than anything I have yet seen from the White House celebration

Good morning from DC—where you’ve got to look twice to see if the masked paramilitaries on the street are ICE or Patriot Front.

Fireworks harm wildlife, the environment, scare rescued animals in homes and sanctuaries, injure humans, and make a mess. Say no to fireworks and encourage your communities to explore alternative methods of celebration!

Prepping food for tomorrow & am now realizing I left the shrimp at the store. I already went back once because I left the tortillas. Maybe I should’ve just payed for a damn bag. Good thing tomorrow is just another day, nothing special happening.

Do not like.

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

My boy has been downgraded from long hair to medium hair. Suing the shelter for false advertising. Think I’ll keep him anyway.

If Mitch McConnell is still alive, I hope he’s feeling pain equivalent to that of a woman suffering complications from a pregnancy she is unable to abort. Something something reap what you sow.

We’re at the vet. Someone can’t seem to consistently pee in his litter box. He’s color-coordinated with the room, but not camouflaged enough to get out of his appointment.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Cat’s first time hearing fireworks and he is not a fan. My prior cats had zero fucks to give. This one is terrified ☹️