I love that Diablo 3 has goofy side stuff like this. Crushing greater rifts by whacking idiots in the face with a burger. Lorrust the Burgsader. First of his name. Bereft of cheese.

I have completed the Altar of Rites for the first time in Diablo 3. I feel a little disgusting but good.

Greater Rift so bad I had stop myself from conceptualizing it into a person and then depicting it as a soyjack in Mario Paint

This is the kind of stuff I would, and have, said to a teacher as a longshot attempt to get out of trouble for pushing another kid.

If the ex-wife of Lowtax told me I reminded her of him I'd just quit on the spot tbh.

I blinked and now suddenly it's Monday and I'm an unacceptable amount of hours deep into the new Diablo 3 season.

I have finished No Sleep For Kaname Date. The series is definitely in good hands with Kazuya Yamada as the director/scenario writer. Really understood the characters and the world he was in charge of. I'm looking forward to a more meatier game in the future.

Wemino released his new MarperPatch for Dead Space 2, a brand new patch that fixes all the known shortcomings PC version. It fixes the physics issues at high framerates, mouse acceleration, vsync locking the game to 30fps and the crashes on multi-core PCs. github.com/Wemino/Marke...

One of these days Date will get a case where all of his coworkers aren't lying to him about something.

I'm learning engineering jokes against my will. Help.

I hate that he's just like me at times.

Are they trying to canonize him as the First Burger Saint of the US or something?

I'm waiting for one of these games to take place in America. I want a joke ending where Kaname Date learns about dudes hiding their porno mag collections in the woods, and he abandons the investigation so he can devote his life to scouring every forest in the country to find them all.

When you baselessly call LGBTQ people terrorists who murdered Charlie kirk, this is the result. people.com/charlie-kirk...

Republicans: "transgenderism must be eradicated." Trans people: "they're trying to eradicate us." Republicans: "Saying we want to eradicate you is violent extremism."

Kaname Date having access to Wink Psync is great.

I'm glad I can continue my AI Somnium Files drinking game of taking a shot whenever "an incident six years ago" is mentioned.

Sometimes it's good to splurge on yourself and buy some goofy shit. So as soon as I wrap up Ace Attorney Investigations 2 I can make the incredibly difficult choice of which of these two to get lost in for a hot while.

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

Alice Scone might be my favorite Ace Attorney character so far. Doesn't know anything about being a confectioner. Enters into a contest to become a master confectioner against multiple top class confectioners. Then just sets up some plastic crap and smears it with whipped cream. Love her.

Look at my prosecutor, dawg. I'm going to be cleared of all charges.

God I'm going to be neck deep in boomer shooters by the end of the week at this rate.

There's still a part of me that believes Newsom would turn Republican overnight and help Trump take over the country if he was promised that he could legally hunt homeless people for sport.

I know we covered it but it really feels like we glossed over Narumi getting his ass beaten really fast.

This clip of Mark Maron talking about the comedies who helped usher in all this nonsense is pretty cathartic.

The woke finally came full circle to bite my ass. I am doing Stickerfest next weekend. And my local inclusive printing company won't print what is my best selling item. This sticker is so popular it literally pays for all the other stickers I order. But no-no words are not allowed.

Wow. Dubai chocolate is awful. I'm almost impressed by how they can take two delicious treats and combine them into something that just tastes bland as hell.

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Demand every processor tell you when they launched an investigation into steam, itch, patreon, and what illegal content they found. When they say it's because theyre "high risk", ask them why they're discriminating against protected groups. Repeat. They're blaming each other because they're scared.

That Kuzunoha fella's got the right idea. Screw negotiations with the demons. Just cram them into tubes.

My favorite part about owning a Switch is putting it under a sheet, placing your knee on it with just enough force that it actually bends enough that you cannot fit it into the dock. Thankfully was able to bend it back to normal at least and everything still works perfect. Boy howdy I feel dumb tho

Finally got to the DLC episode of Spirit of Justice and I just can't stop focusing on the fact that Pierce Nichody looks like a Yugioh side character.

When god opens a door he forgets to close the window. A cross-breeze is tossing god’s papers around. He’s lost Jesus’ permission slip. Jesus can’t go to the zoo with his class. Now Jesus is evil.

One thing I can never get over in the Ace Attorney games is the fact that Phoenix Wright gains horror movie villain level intellect whenever he's not under player control. This hyper competent being that can set up batshit long con plans down to the most minute detail and it pays off for him.

What do you mean the throwaway joke I made at the start of Rain Code was correct

Damn girl. You got the whole ass theater club to unite against your ass.

Think the only thing I like about RNG only progression caps in DFO is I get to make the dopamine addicts/RNG defenders angry when I get good drops and they get nothing.

If I didn't already know this was a Kodaka game this dialogue would immediately tip me off that this was a Kodaka game.

Changing your build to something you hate is all shits and giggles until you realize it's better than your current one. Now you're just hitting one button and praying for numbers to explode

@schumer.senate.gov LET THE REPUBLICANS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT. LET THEM DESTROY EVERYTHING. SHOW THE COUNTRY HOW INEPT THESE PEOPLE ARE. YOUR BASE WOULD 100% SUPPORT THIS

Starting Spirit Hunter: NG and I'm interested but having a very hard time taking it seriously with this emotion picker for choices. Because now I have to fight the urge to go full Diavolo and have the MC be incredibly angry at everything.

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

So far my biggest takeaway from Death Mark 2 is that Japanese ghosts also like to stack random shit.

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they’re going to try to take away every right trans people have over the next four years but we will make it through stronger

that's right

they hate us for simply existing, all this is going to do is make me want to exist even more publicly and be far more annoying than i was before. we have no choice but to

I would love for all this rightwing shit to backfire and destroy their platforms and companies. We need this win and we have the power to get it

I really should find it funny that the best grinding option available to me at this moment in SMTV is the endless supply of Yamata-no-Orochis, but it's also so on the nose it hurts.