please do not??? take a library book to the beach??? and bring it back STICKY and with SAND inside the MYLAR???????

phrases that hit your vocabulary like the asteroid hit the dinosaurs

salespeople knocking on my front door at 8:45pm? when im in my bathrobe?? when is a bitch to know peace

spring is officially over and once again i did not do a big spring cleaning overhaul. i'm like 5 years behind on spring cleaning at this point

playing LoZ: Link's Awakening DX (1998). only ever played the remake before. while i love the pixel art, only being able to equip 2 items at a time is a pain in the fucking ass. anyway i came here to say i miss princess zelda. she isn't in this game. i knew that but where is she. where is my girl

finished the second draft of my wizard romance novel wip tonight. hooah

my favorite game when im checking in board games at the library is to take a bunch of cards facedown and make my coworkers choose one. today i was doing Finspan and i was like "ok linda pick a card to find out what fish you are" and she picked the White Suckerfish. obliterated

i need a doctor’s note saying i get to drop everything at work and stare out the window whenever it starts raining hard

Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy

Florence + The Machine 2 of 3 for this months Patreon "You left me in the dark No dawn, no day I'm always in this twilight In the shadow of your heart" #art

baby hangs out with me in bed as I recover from surgery but is still pissed i won’t let her step on my abdomen yet

having a minor surgery this week. eurgh. this will be my third one ever and im always fine with it up until just before it happens and then im like "what the fuck do you mean there are going to be strangers handling my body when im not even there to supervise"

everyone look at my kitty cat

mostly im glad that ursula k le guin passed on before the rise of AI so she didn’t have to see this shit but a little part of me would have appreciated the catharsis of the nuclear-level Scathing Remarks she would have blessed us with

just saw someone at the cafe ask “what’s this pastry right here” about a cinnamon roll

wrapping myself in my novel wip like a blanket and mumbling "if i love it someone else could too"

u know, normally i think of myself as not that routine-dependent but last august i rly was in the emergency room in agony & they were telling me i needed Emergency Surgery to get my appendix out & the first thing i said was like "oh god i'm not gonna have to SPEND the NIGHT am i???"

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

buying materials for a colorwork knitting project: ohh my god it's expensive to buy all these different yarn skeins. im not even gonna use them all up knitting a colorwork project: hahaha yessssss colors finishing a colorwork project: Oh My God I Have So Many Ends To Weave In

clothes shouldn't be allowed to get musty in storage. i put you away clean. i asked you to be faithful and wait for me. we made promises to each other >:|

My review of @nattery.bsky.social's 'The Chrysalis Body' "Equal parts creepy plant monsters and self-recrimination with a nice soupçon of anti-capitalism and gender fuckery." strangecurrencies.org/2026/04/19/r...

a parent returning books to the library yesterday w/ their kid, around 4 y.o.: do you want to put the books in the slot? kid: MMMM.... NO. IT'S TOO MUCH. [turning to me and waving a card] I GOT MY CREDIT CARD

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just reread daddy-long-legs by jean webster, one of the favorite books of my youth (in one four-hour sitting bc it’s the most readable book in the world)…….. god what an all-time classic

im looking at the pattern book Knitted Fairy Tales by Sarah Keen and it's very cute but also i have to say. never once in my life had it occurred to me to wonder what the story of the frog prince would be like if the frog were already the size of a human.

something about this boar guy is making me wish we had a Richard Scarry adaptation of Beauty and the Beast.

me and who

found out within the last week that not one but TWO of my various crushes are already married so we are just not having a victorious time

“De rattentaxi nemen” on Dutch Wikipedia nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_ratt...

huuuge fan of oats. huge fan of the Idea of oatmeal. actual real life oatmeal unbelievably bad

embarrassing to think of myself as someone w some skill in language & expressing myself w words & then to start seeing doctors & find out i can’t find appropriate words to describe my physical feelings At All. what kind of pain is it?? uuhh um idk. where in your abdomen? Around.

why does writing a long-ass novel for fun......have to take so long

yesterday one of my library coworkers was packing transfer bins and, saying “did you ever read this?”, held up a copy of the goblin emperor by katherine addison. fuckin sleeper cell activation. it was like a locked room in the back of my mind busted open with a blaze of light

got diagnosed with POTS a couple weeks ago (explains the chronic fatigue) and the ayo edebiri quote about being "simply too seated" to do something has taken on a whole new dimension of richness for me

girls will start a knitting project like “my gauge swatch was only a tiny bit overlarge, it’ll be fine” and then end up breaking the guinness world record for most gigantic sweater ever made

public domain ought to claim its victims sooner. i am not paying four us dollars ($4.00) in this economy to watch a movie that came out in 1945!!!!!!!!!! it's got boris karloff in it!!!!!!! it is old enough to go out with me unchaperoned by now!!!!!!!

pro tip if you eat a chunk of raw onion and then immediately take a swig of orange soda you will experience a Sensation

me writing my own damn story feat. my own damn ocs and unwilling to skip ahead and write later parts of the draft first rather than going linearly, annoyed: can u two fuckin kiss yet

"i wanna show someone this thing ive been working on for ages" brain vs "Not Until It's Good!!!" brain: FIGHT

what if u were eating a bunch of peanuts and there were just a random tooth mixed in there

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

saw a scarecrow out in a field today that was literally just a reddish hoodie in the usual scarecrow t-pose. hood up. and u know what? for some reason it WAS a lil spooky

really enjoying this title page of the 1830s play "The Hunchback" by james sheridan knowles calling itself "THE ONLY UNMUTILATED EDITION". why call it unabridged when you could express your Feelings

Dawn over Marl Pits (1) digital painting

i'm watching the 1921 danish silent film adaptation of dickens' Our Mutual Friend (bc i know how to party on a friday night) and all the characters' names are the same in the danish intertitles except Radfoot has been changed to Ratfood??????? 😭

really horrid and unpleasant gollum i saw on an 80s copy of the hobbit today

had a root canal this morning and getting a pap smear later this afternoon because im just the monarch of tasks i guess

girls will consider sewing plushies of their ocs to get out of writing the actual story of those ocs