Source: @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social

Whaddaya mean I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings?

Screw relationships! I'm gonna be a crazy cat lady! Bring on the kitties, books, and dope...

now get out there and make somepony smile smile smile #smilingfriends #mylittlepony #mlp

Is it safe?

www.amazon.com/Second-Colon... I've been reading a lot of hard science fiction by guys like Isaac Asimov, Brandon Q. Morris, and Arthur C. Clarke, and I got inspired to write my very own hard science fiction novel! I present to you, The Second Colony War!

This novel just got a lot gayer in about 265 words...

There's one trick I like to do in my novels called "The Pulp Fiction", and I'll tell the story of the same day from different people's perspectives, and the story will make perfect sense later when the reader pieces it together. Quentin Tarantino has inspired me...

I just told my cat Ivan that he's a little shit! And then I went onto tell him he's the biggest little shit ever!

I'm a few chapters away from finishing act 4 of my fantasy novel, but I already wrote about 1000 various words of the sequel and I got at least three more books in mind here...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2uM... So Alexa recommended these guys to me... This sounds like nu wave music from the 80s...

Here's my favorite rock from my collection, a cerussite stone! I meditated with it this morning before writing 1700 words about gay women...

... Why do I keep writing lesbian stories? I don't know why I keep writing these books and I feel like the answer is staring at me right in the face, but for some reason, I just don't want to admit it?

Among the geodes I've collected, I have these nice Moroccan calcite specimens. I have a large one to aid the energy on my desk and a couple of smaller ones in the room.

Here's a piece from my collection, my moss agate obelisk. I love the coloration on this piece.

Me: "I don't like that word! We can use a better one!"  *opens thesaurus app* *reads alternate words*  Me: "Apparently, we can't do better than that word!"

You've given to me a new belief! And soon the world will love you sweet leaf!

Make it first! Then, make it good!

About 600 words and a new section and I already know how the next few chapters will go... This novel is coming to an end, but I had something special in mind here... It's crazy... I spend 5 to 8 hours a week studying, I write thousands of words a day, and I'm learning the industry now...

If true, this would be worth a fortune.

*gets back on BlueSky messily stoned and wondering just how the hell a funky gummy gives you cottonmouth*

What the? Are you okay? Is there something wrong with you?

A thief broke into a police station and stole all the toilets and urinals. The spokesperson for the police said "We have absolutely nothing to go on".

Okay, I know I wrote over 600,000 words about romance and continue to write more all the time... I know this... But just so we're clear, I DO NOT have a romantic streak in me AT ALL, and my heart is filled with hate and darkness! RAWR!

You gotta keep feeding the monkey!

tony stark if he used his visor for important shit like My chemical romance Animatics

Well, that's perfectly normal, well-adjusted human behavior, sure!

the way they’re constantly inhaling taylors farts, we should call them sniffties

A tight cohesive 40,000-word novel is way better than 80,000 words of bullshit. By all means, kill your darlings and trim fluff!

... Fuck yeah...

Just reviewing potential dating options... You know, I'm still pretty sure I'll end up being a crazy cat lady...

This is my cat Ivan and he's a Russian mix... Ivan is both super adorable and spoiled as hell...

Apparently, I need to retcon this character and another revision cycle is in order...

Fuck would I know?

If you've never picked up your cat and pretended they're a shotgun, do you even have a cat?

Man Who Spent 300 Hours Playing Fantasy Football This Year Rewarded With $30 Second-Place Payout https://theonion.com/man-who-spent-300-hours-playing-fantasy-football-this-y-1819577319/

Twilight, the best baseball movie ever made is now on HBO Max. You’re welcome.

Everybody’s got that one song that just hits like this 👇🏾

Don't do vegetables, stay in drugs, and eat your school.

Fairies wear boots! You gotta believe me! I saw it! I saw it with my own two eyes!

Your regular reminder: Growling and vibrating angrily are perfectly normal, well-adjusted human behaviors...

My best friend is a Kurt Vonnegut fan and he just lent me Player Piano. I'll read it when I'm done with Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. Life is too short to read shit books...