POV: you asked me to make you a sandwich and I hand you this... Would you still eat it? 🥺

I'm so sorry.

The agent said that?? "When they told the agents they were US citizens, the couple said, one responded, “It doesn’t matter.” Another said, “What you’re doing is illegal. This is like Germany 1938,” the court papers said..." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...

I MAY HAVE DIED 20+ TIMES, BUT I FINALLY BEAT MY FIRST BOSS IN ELDEN RING AND GOT A NEW SWORD! 😭🙌🏼

customizable model eyes can be a little jiggly or a lot jiggly!!

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 👹🪭 --- ...for making this one heck of a year! No amount of words can express just how grateful I am to all of you and to our community. I really appreciate the love and support you have shown me over this year 💕 #twitchrecap2025 ☆ #OniVTuber ☆ #VTuberEN

the obligatory second tweet after "monitoring and praying" to show you are very concerned. then maybe a third tweet before going back to talking about how some restaurant changed its logo or an M&M no longer wears sexy boots

『 4 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙆𝙎 』 --- ... & we'll be back under the Electric Sky! ✨️ I'm soooo excited 😩💕 #VTuber ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #EDC ☆ #EDCLV25 ☆ #EDM

『 𝙆𝙄𝘿 𝙕𝙊𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙀 𝙑𝙎 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄 』 --- I've never played Minecraft before, & this was my first monster encounter... 😭 #vsky ☆ #VTuber ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #DeviClips ☆ #mincraft

『 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙎 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿 』 --- I meant to say, "My life flashed before my eyes..." 💀 #vsky ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #VTuber ☆ #DeviClips ☆ #minecraft

『 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙍.𝙀.𝙋.𝙊. 』 --- Who knew a pocket watch could be so deadly? 🕰💥 🔗: twitch.tv/DeviMarwood #vsky ☆ #repo ☆ #VTuber ☆ #VTuber ☆ #DeviClips

『 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎 𝘿𝘼𝙔 』 --- I made a list of things I love… and oops- looks like your name is on it~! Would you be my Valentine? 💌💕 🎨: @caeper.bsky.social #devillust ☆ #vsky ☆ #vtuber ☆ #ValentinesDay ☆ #Valentine

『 𝙀𝘿𝘾 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙐𝙋 』 --- ALRIGHT GUYS, HERE'S THE LINEUP I GOT - EXCUSE MY TYPOS OR ANY I MAY HAVE MISSED, LMAO 🎶✨️ THERE'S SO MANY I WANNA SEEEEE!! 😩 #EDC ☆ #NightOwlRadio ☆ #EDCLV25 ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #VTuber

🚨 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 🚨 --- We'll be able to piece together EDCLV '25 lineup through 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰! 🎶✨️ Who are you hoping to see under the Electric Sky? 👀 Be sure to tune in here: ╰ edclasvegas.com/mtm 𝗚𝗢 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 (PM) ▸ 6 PST | 7 MT | 8 CST | 9 EST #vsky ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #VTuber ☆ #EDCLV ☆ #EDCLV25

🔴 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒 --- It’s just us two in the Backrooms… so if I hear extra footsteps, I’m screaming~ 😭 🧍🏻‍♂️: @tenryu.bsky.social 🔗: twitch.tv/DeviMarwood #vsky ☆ #OniVTuber ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #VTuber ☆ #Backrooms

『 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 ☆ 𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙀𝘿𝙐𝙇𝙀 』 --- 🗓: Feb 10th - 16th ⏰️: CST / CENTRAL This week, we’re diving back into 𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀: 𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 ☣️ & cleaning up more messes in 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿 🧼! Join me for more eerie escapes & spotless cover-ups! ╰ twitch.tv/DeviMarwood #vsky ☆ #OniVTuber ☆ #VTuberEN ☆ #Vtuber

💙 𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙠𝙪 💙

a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it

POV: me without my kitten