I'm genuinely starting to wonder if the global Christian establishment can be salvaged at this point.

Man deliberately acting like an idiot after getting treated like man deliberately acting like an idiot: wah

Just as nature repeatedly evolves the eye as an efficient solution to a sensory problem, so too does galactic technology all eventually evolve to wonder "Could this device be operated by squeezing a lady into a little ball?"

Clenching my butt cheeks when I press A the second time to help Samus jump farther

"The easiest people for me to talk to are Nazis, and that's the fault of the non-Nazis."

Weekend at Dunies

It's not a resolution per se but this year I want to learn resilience, whether that's toughness or peacefulness or whatever. I want to be able to survive the shoals and swells of life lifing at me without going to pieces. Not to not take things seriously, but to keep my balance, keep my head up.

'marriage' 'wine' 'butt' I am already married and do not drink, so strap in, people, this is gonna get wild

The series is SURPRISINGLY good about these wrt party members, actually. Can't speak to Gears or Saga though, never played 'em

Pascal's Wagering my way through the Singularity by thanking Google for turning on my lights

Gonna hazard a guess

Your near-daily reminder that Mark Cuban is, in spite of his great numerical worth, deeply stupid

ummm hmm

Call me crazy, but I do actually not think it's a super great thing that people from Poilievre's party are looking left at the 'liberals' and finding the idea of making a home there as comfortable as they are.

Just once it'd be fun to get to the end of a recipe video on Youtube, have the chef go, "And now, the tasting," take a big bite, and go, "Oh, crap, this is GARBAGE"

I stand by all my life choices

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

We finally found it, everybody - the most white, straight, cisgender, centrist words ever put to paper.

It's telling that so much GenAI stuff is being pitched to us by annoyed, petulant techno-oligarchs going "Well, you SHOULD like it! You'd like it if you UNDERSTOOD it! Start liking it immediately!"

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Me at the start of every episode of Columbo: oh no he's scruffy

I genuinely think that "unalived," and "grapist" and similar words are a symptom of a society so dedicated to avoiding the process of "dealing with negative feelings" that it can only be described as "self-lobotomizing." It's not even infantilizing. At least infants cry when they feel bad.

This is my cis male self every time I forget to take my meds and then can't figure out why I'm crying at refrigerator commercials

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she demonstrably would not, in fact, rather have her integrity and give her true opinion and get a zero

Lotta people who have the word 'lord' literally in their job title who are excited that they more easily kick people out of them homes and also seem confused as to why people hate them online today

MtG finally has a Universes Beyond set I'm genuinely hype about

"Do you want to keep talking about Trump, or do you want me to administer the antidote?"

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

She is beauty, she is grace, she has something on her face

Kim Davis giving Loser Emperor Palpatine vibes in this shot

Hi folks, this is again a plea for help. There still is no cleared donor. People working through the system but again-if you're at all interested in trying to help, it takes months to get cleared as a donor. There's a lot of delays/appointments. So please consider and spread it around, thank you.

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

I want to talk about Bill 60, and I want to talk about landlords. There's always been an undercurrent of discursive deference to small business owners in 21st capitalism writ large, because they appear to embody its highest principles.

Get wrecked, landlords

Ford will not unlock housing by undermining tenants' security of tenure. This Bill is a new low that signals existential threats to every renter in Ontario. We need to go all out to stop it www.kristynwongtam.ca/stop-bill-60 #ONpoli #TorCen #Bill60

The Minister of Desperately Tallying Up The Number of Minorities I See In Each Commercial To Make Sure They Precisely Match the Census has logged in

oh well then

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Michael Chabon The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Luo Guanzhong The Dream of Red Mansions, Cao Xueqin The Devotion of Suspect X, Keigo Higashino Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stephenson

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Deep-fried cicada!

When libs move right to fight fascism and compromise on basic ethical issues (like partnering with nazis and bigots under some kind of "big tent" or throwing marginalized people under the bus) they are admitting that they believe hatred is stronger than compassion. Also, that they lack integrity.

"And ambling, ambling, exhaustedly ambling towards freedom!"

I am routinely amazed by how often the solution to America's problems as offered by the pundit class is 'first, all the liberals need to shut up about the things they care about'.