Uno wants to destroy families and friend groups everywhere

I just watched the new episode of las culturistas and can’t help but think that Gaga performed Killah on SNL bc Bowen and Matt loved it so much

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

I want to play out a finger down “things” edition but I have no one who will understand 🥲

THAT EPISODE OF #SEVERANCE ?!?!!?? I’m gonna have to rewatch the entire series after this season aren’t I? OMG

“Stay tuned after the credits for a look behind the scenes” *automatically minimizes the screen when credits start, countdown to autoplay other content* 🙄🙄🙄

OMG the time has come… starting the new episode of #TheTraitorsUS now

I will literally never skip the tom holland umbrella lip sync when it comes across my feed. like I have to watch the entire thing. maybe twice. 🤭

I just heard abracadabra in a bar and I am LIVING THRIVING LEVITATING #ladygaga

and Tom’s moment of the week: believing the traitors consider him the biggest threat 😆 #TheTraitorsUS

Is this the angler fish I’ve been hearing so much about? #TheTraitorsUS

Starting the new episode of #TheTraitorsUS if you even care

I’m so sick of hearing about tr*mp and seeing his ugly ass face!!!!!!

I’ve just discovered the chopova lowena mayo bag and I think my brain is broken

Happy first Traitors day without ****** ***! 😊💖

Jalen Hurts 🔥🔥🔥

twenty minutes into a super bowl party in weho

Kendrick reheated his nachos downnnnn (is this correct? 😅) #Superbowl

Made these #Beyonce gifs to be a little bit dramatic when ppl ask me questions and I wanted to share with the class. Go forth and be unnecessarily extra!

No actually it’s the footage of Sam working out shirtless 🥵 #TheTraitorsUS

My favorite part of #TheTraitorsUS is when tom sandoval had theories 😆

Like a poem said by a lady in red

does every company have an executive that replies all to every company-wide email or am I having a unique experience?

There’s something so comforting about hearing kacey musgraves sing “it’ll all be alright” at the end of rainbow 🥹🫶🏼

My dinner plans got cancelled and I can’t decide if I want to go out tonight or stay in… LA what’s going on tonight? Netflix what movies you got?

“cash app card presale” we used to be a country 😆

IS THIS ABOUT TO BE A TIE?!! #TheTraitorsUS

Damn you know the round table is about to be GOOD when the episode is only halfway over 😅🫣 #TheTraitorsUS

I kinda love Tom and Sam and the bambis and Carolyn. If they get to the end I’d be happy #TheTraitorsUS

I love how they keep giving Tom Sandoval the bozo edit. My favorite part of each episode tbh 🤭 #TheTraitorsUS

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

Went to gym this morning and saw a completely different group of hot guys what a great day #fitness

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to queening out bro

A chicken caesar salad and a diet coke is the perfect lunch and no one can convince me otherwise

Omg I’m kind of living for the traitors going after each other haha Maybe I’m rooting for the faithfuls this season 🤭 #thetraitorsus

Tom Sandoval channeling Tom Riddle is too funny i fear #thetraitorsus

I’ve been growing out my mustache for the first time ever and not sure how I feel about it. This is 2 weeks of growth. Thoughts? Tips? 👨🏻 #mustache

I really don’t want to be a hater but why the fuck are you posting about your dead dog on LinkedIn? wtf is going on in here on this day?

I will pledge loyalty FOREVER to the first ride share app that lets you add your height as a car requirement. I cannot ride in one more prius. signed, 6’2” 😭

I hate when I choose an Apple Music playlist and it sucks. Doesn’t happen often, but when it’s not for me…it’s bad 😅

Would be a shame if this app got a bunch of negative reviews on the app store…. a real shame 😏

One thing I’ll miss about TikTok is the random tours of empty houses/apartments that are for sale or lease. Especially in New York. Idk why but I loved those lol

Watching The Social Network but only the first five minutes when Suckerberg’s girlfriend dumps him and calls him an asshole 😌

You know I never thought life is a highway anyways 😭😭😭

When an ad pops up on the streaming service while the video is paused… I don’t like that. Stop that. That’s not what that’s for.

Best name at trivia tonight: Jesus Take Her Career

and she has it

I’m going through my closet to find clothes to donate to people impacted by the LA fires and I have soooo many pairs of skinny jeans. Would anyone even want these? 😅