I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.

Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are

Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…

@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social only just started listening to the Alien Earth wrap up episode but was struck with a potentially dumb thought - Weyland Yutani’s initials are the first and last letters of Wendy. And we also never see what Earth is like in the main films, so it could be overrun…

Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?

@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social iYutani iYutani iYutani iYutani iYutani…

@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…

Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?

NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.

By telling him it’s a couch.

Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.

I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.

He could’ve made America great again but he’s still alive

Imagine being Marles, a career politician, and having to fly to the US to meet with an ex-Fox News host to beg for table scraps and then having the Pentagon issue a statement saying it wasn’t a real meeting. We’re so pathetic.

There’s zero chance this loser hasn’t kicked a dog.

@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp look; I made a dumb ass movie called Everybody Gets Stabbed for $1500 and people seem to dig it. My next gig is a giant snail movie called Escargot, and I would murder everyone involved to direct a Death Stranding film. PLEASE hit me up!

Hey @travisjj.bsky.social you’ll finally be able to get a big dish of beef chow mein www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...

“Here’s a song about Tina Turner growing up in a slave village and here’s the little dance I invented for it” is one of the most un-talked about unhinged Australian things of all time

Netanyahu orders full Israeli military occupation of Gaza Penny Wong:

@thecurb.com.au how am I going so far

@qantas-official.bsky.social so how much are you going to pay me to not join a class action against you for leaking all my fucking data?

This is what happens when your birthday military parade doesn’t give you the raging boner you thought it would.

Seriously, why isn’t @governor.ca.gov swinging the mighty dick that is a threat of the fourth largest economy in the world seceding from the Union? Or is this all a layup to that?

And we thought Oasis wouldn’t survive the tour…

Fucking wild that no one ever called Tennessee Williams out for characters named “Brick”, “Gooper”, “Skipper”, and “Sister Woman”

I can’t be the only one counting down the minutes til I stop getting fucking text messages from this guy…

I went to get a Covid/flu shot today and it turns out I had a Covid booster in December and have no memory of it. Is this the autism RFK Jnr is warning us about?

Legit one of the most shameful producer-edited finale of Drag Race ever. From the fake arena crowd roar, to the lamest crowned queen in herstory, what’s the point anymore? Ru is just making a decision from day one and everything is cut to make it happen.

I'm glad one of the last things Pope Francis ever got to do was tell JD Vance he was a shit Christian to his face

Achievement unlocked: successfully extorted David Wenham into reading my dumb giant snail movie script

$20 to whoever goes and eggs her fucking Elon plaque apple.news/Aw15xJHIlQ2a...

I’m still not sure if it’s horrifying or hilarious that the Minecraft movie is using a song about overdosing on heroin for all of its marketing; but either way anytime I see the ads I feel completely numb to the point of stupor so maybe it’s apt

If I pitched this story to my producing partners they’d laugh in my face at how ridiculously idiotic and unbelievable it is for a movie.

Dave Chappell Roan - a drag queen with a lot of internalised self-hatred

The @sega-west.bsky.social @sega.jp #LikeADragon series took barely a year to get old timey naval combat working in a game that was wandering around suburbs, and @ubisoft.com, with a gajillion dollars, took ten years and utterly failed when they literally had it working great. Make it make sense!

Always relevant.

While there was a last time your mother put you down and never carried you again, there was also a first time you ate an entire tub of ice cream at 4am to numb the pain.

My hotel has a convenient lift-side cinderblock, in case you want to visit a nearby Tesla dealership

We’ve often joked about our kitten Jaffa having “little hands” since she scoops biscuits into her mouth with them. Tonight she opened the box of pouches, pulled one out, opened that, and ate it all. I swear if we didn’t get her fixed within three or four generations there’d be opposable cat thumbs

Ah yes, the Roman salute. From the First Reich. Big difference…

@travisjj.bsky.social how the fuck am I mostly agreeing with Caleb fucking Bond www.news.com.au/finance/busi...

The Creation of Adam - c. 1512, Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

This keeps popping up on here. If anyone is even remotely intrigued, I’ll bite.

Hey @realgdt.bsky.social ! Total long shot, but I think you might dig my movie Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. I made it for $1500, and somehow finished it even though the hard drives were stolen. Also, my next movie has a giant snail! (which I feel you’d also like)

Is it just me or is the idea of Luigi Mangione spending Christmas with Diddy kinda fucking funny?

Had so much dumb fun shooting the final miniatures for Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism tonight. It’s amazing what an $80 train and some sand on a towel will get you (this was test footage from earlier in the day, we shot it under fake moonlight)

I don’t know what’s more disgustingly horrifying; that this is written in such a joyful life-hack manner, or that homelessness has been so normalised here that it means nothing that 10,000 Australians are going homeless each month au.news.yahoo.com/7-bunnings-i...

Yes. Ill-trained shop staff and poor lighting are the problem, not rising inequality and cash squeezes apple.news/ARIzghRxNQdS...

My favourite pic of my boy Brutus. It’s coming up on a year since he left us, and there not a day I don’t miss him. He was my lion, my fierce little Bru, and he fought til the end. Eighteen years wasn’t even long enough.

I made the jump from the old place to the good place! Slowly hunting down the contacts, feel free to connect! Only disappointing thing is I can’t achieve my goal of getting blocked by Elon or Trump on here.