Adam Carnevale?
@retroarchetype.bsky.social
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mums new boyfriend (you don't have to call me dad if you don't want) he/him
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onion person
1 day ago
even with a warning of this being rightwing pop punk i don’t think i was anywhere near ready for how BAD this is
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"I'm from Sol-3" "Is that the-" "Yeah it's the Stink Planet"
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Aliens arriving on earth and ask us what our planets "deal" is. Are we an ice planet? A desert planet? We insist that earth has many diverse biomes. They take off their helmets and instantly learn our entire planet stinks like shit
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Jacob Geller
6 days ago
At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society
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Ian Boudreau
17 days ago
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Me if I attended Shiz: SAY IT NORMAL. SAY NORMAL WORDS.
16 days ago
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Yo dude it smells like is-the-unit-of-power-or-radiant-flux-in-the-International-System-of-Units-(SI),-equal-to-1-joule-per-second-or-1-kg⋅m2⋅s−3 in here
17 days ago
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Sorry I was late today, I stopped to help a bug
25 days ago
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What did they do to Sour Patch Kids? They're so much more sour now
about 2 months ago
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Bah humbug
about 2 months ago
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"The Holodeck sure does malfunction a lot. What a nightmare. Captain Picard keeps it around because he's having sex with Sherlock Holmes right?"
about 2 months ago
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derek guy
about 2 months ago
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
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nat.
about 2 months ago
The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
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Aw honey, you *are* a worm
2 months ago
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If I were a brutal dictator and there was a prophecy that a child born this year would one day defeat me I would simply have every child put to death. This would assure my continued survival
2 months ago
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Blonde Matthew
2 months ago
What is Pauline Hanson even doing down here in our city? It's so important to march and show her rhetoric isn't welcome here!
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Everytime someone complains about the realism in my settings I add another moon, and they're never made of anything good
3 months ago
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Laura Bassett
3 months ago
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
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Scaredy Boys
3 months ago
This week, we’re letting Del Toro drag us into a love letter to monsters, misery, and magnificent melodrama. We watched FRANKENSTEIN. Episode coming Friday.
#Frankenstein
#ScaredyBoys
#DelToro
#CreatureFeature
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Two factor Authentication in ancient Egypt be like: weight your heart against this feather
3 months ago
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I used to be so impressed by people who could fall asleep on command. Then I hit 30 and realised we all get that power eventually
3 months ago
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onion person
3 months ago
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(crying, sobbing, tears streaming down my face) y-y-yeah I love sourdough. i love it when bread cuts my mouth up
4 months ago
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Rolling up the sleeves of my shirt as foreplay
4 months ago
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I'm popping out for Maccas, anyone want something?
4 months ago
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Croissant/croissoff
4 months ago
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I saw momma fisting Santa Claus
4 months ago
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The best time to make and eat pasta is between the hours of 12am - 2am. I call it 'Quiet Pasta' and it tastes different. Better.
4 months ago
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I am once again hoisted by my own petard (thought me and my fellow stormtroopers could shoot more blaster bolts than the advancing Jedi could deflect)
4 months ago
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I am going to be at PAX and if you don't come I will find and kill you
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4 months ago
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Sorry I didn't respond sooner I was watching a cat move to follow the sunlight streaming through a window
4 months ago
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Pressing a button on the dashboard my card cleverly jettisons all four of its wheels to confuse and delay my pursuers
5 months ago
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Grace Jarvis
5 months ago
the fact that all of my friends are terrified of phone calls does not lineup with how specific and nuanced my crises tend to be
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Whenever I see a lost animal poster while out and about I take a picture in case I bump into them and my photo app loves making cute collages of them because the algorithm is into dark humour
5 months ago
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007190pats (He/They)
6 months ago
And the line up continues with
@dailydael.bsky.social
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@retroarchetype.bsky.social
and Aussiesupergirl! Truly honored to have such a phenomenal group of folks join me for my first panel! (2/2)
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Guy who has only ever read the Ancient Manuscripts: Hmm, this road sign appears to have some hidden message to it, written in the same manner as the Ancient Manuscripts
6 months ago
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DnD is a ttrpg focused around combat: - PvP - PvE - DM vs Player - Fighter vs Mother - Brother vs Brother - Cat vs Dog - etc
6 months ago
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There are few experiences as frustrating as trying to google why the internet isn't working
6 months ago
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Got a genius idea and all it'll take is a pressure cooker and some coal. Will update you soon
6 months ago
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Scaredy Boys
7 months ago
This week, we’re watching elite warriors from different eras come face-to-face with the ultimate hunter, all delivered with some gorgeous animation. We watched PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS. Episode coming Friday.
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I gave them a piece of my heart, and told them they could put their bags down in the space that created
7 months ago
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Ok google, what do I do when my spirit animal "goes feral"?
7 months ago
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whenever I've been waiting at the lights and someone else arrives just as they turn green because of me I get so furious. this is my stolen valour
7 months ago
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she's a real "and her face"
7 months ago
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The world's your oyster, don't forget to tongue the pearl!
7 months ago
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Me moments ago burning the dust out of my keyboard with a lighter while the computer is on: wait, is this a bad idea?
7 months ago
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No matter how small you think you need to make yourself, you will not escape my notice or affection.
8 months ago
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Getting one of those floor mats with buttons to teach my cat to speak but all the buttons say 'I'm a stinky little baby'
8 months ago
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Wearing a string of garlic around your neck might keep vampires away but it also attracts Italians so it's kinda a 'pick your poison' situation
8 months ago
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Only my true friends will know what's up (my spirits)
10 months ago
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