I have teen kids and live next to a high school. So, anecdotally, this is 💯 true.

It's extraordinary how Israel can go on a murderous rampage and steal land from three different countries at the same time and our leaders will look you dead in the eye and say Iran is the rogue state in the region

"Shush, dick head." If anyone goes on about dick head being one word, well, can you guess my reply?

That time you suspend a raft of our own MPs for daring to tell you to do something then pretend to be proud when you're eventually forced to do it

War criminals rescuing war criminals by doing war crimes.

"starting with" those for whom the cost of living is not a crisis.

Starmer is sat there taking insults from Trump, trying to gaslight us that we aren't participating, while allowing this to happen on our soil. Meanwhile MPs are doing nothing, and rich American economists are getting bent out of shape over a single Green MP writing a column calling out the system.

It's a claim that's true. "Independent GREEN Voice" is a paper party, run by a holocaust denier, that got thousands of votes 4 years ago despite no campaigning, no manifesto and no press. It's a fascist project to redirect votes intended for the actual Greens

Is it ok to make comparisons to history now, or is it still antisemitic

I don't think this was originally a tweet but I also can't verify. But it is the perfect soul of peak tweeting to me

Betteridge undefeated.

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

🚨🚨special episode: I spoke to the UK’s former head of international energy strategy about what the war means for global energy supplies. It’s bad news, I’m afraid. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

#OtD 22 Mar 1974 Scottish workers in the East Killbride Rolls Royce factory refused to work on plane parts from Pinochet's Chile. They kept the refusal up for 4 years, leaving the engines outside to rust, before they went missing one night stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9498...

I never met Zack Polanski or had any contact with him but... *bursts out sobbing*

Zack Polanski takes the seal off the milk bottle and puts it the lid. Calls it "a useful gasket". Ab. Horent.

The BBC doesn't mention RAPE in its title to the story of all charges being dropped in Israel against the idf soldiers who gang-raped a Palestinian detainee. Raffi Berg will approve. bbc.in/3N33xzk t.co/QhDXNdXQTr

Killing children, using their bodies as bait for the double tap.

I don't see how this spiral is stopped. The US attacking a desalination plant has the potential to kill millions indiscriminately.

I want to see Streeting lose his seat to someone dressed as a goose, or something. I want him to think 'I lost to the most unserious cunt; what am I?'

I'm not chanting Death To America but my judgement of those that do...has shifted.

Smearing by...well, there is no association, so, just smearing.

If you add my Olympic gold medals to Michael Phelps, we have the world record number of Olympic gold medals.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Manchester City Council have questioned why the Democracy Volunteers group released a statement to the media after voting closed, but did not report any information about the allegations to the police at each polling station, or to the by-election hub during voting hours

So, 4 people in two teams recorded 32 instances of two people going to a voting booth simultaneously. No detail of how their methodology confirms these as acts of 'family voting', no evidence presented, and no formal reports made to poll staff or the police as this alleged fraud was occurring.

"they did not report their concerns"

Another day & Nigel Farage goes lower showing his despicable character, lack of judgement & absence of any decency. Challenged by Keir Starmer Farage refuses to sack or condemn the Reform councillor who called for a Labour MP to be "shot". #PMQs

This lying by omission just shows the pathetic desperation of Labour. Dishonest.

A staggeringly cynical exploitation of the precarity & repacious rent seeking of the Thatcherite housing model in this country. This is what you get once you've flogged off most of your national housing stock to private landlords who then rent you back what you used to own at vastly inflated prices

ah fuck, hibsed it and ended up spursy.

Starmer?...no?...anyone?...anyone?...

telt.

Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂

Someone signed this off. A ruler that starts at 1. 10/10

I'd have more sympathy with banning podcasters.

Exactly. This is not a lot of money. And once destroyed you don’t get to rebuild it.

Tracy Gilbert M.P. for Edinburgh North and Leith welcoming the vile racist who hounded a doctor out of her job with the NHS.

The Welsh government get a DRS including glass whereas the Scottish government got partisan shenanigans and costly legal battles. www.thegrocer.co.uk/news/wales-g...

And they're achieving this while manufacturing 80% of the world's solar panels, 70% of the world's EVs and 60% of the world's wind turbines. People haven't grasped what a historic achievement this is ...

Well done that gamekeeper*. *and only that gamekeeper.

"...made money out of...", hmm, "...it was not a service I charged for..." www.swlondoner.co.uk/news/electio... "...vulnerable women..." sounds terrible, but wait, it's a Sun journalist trying to get tits in the paper. www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/798... Just a smidge dishonest, huh.

Prince and gymnastics?! I'm sat! 10s across the board.

Abolish the Home Office

Almost replied to a hotherslol post, but got away with that wobble.

Please don't put in the paper that I'm...

🚨 This evening, a notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news wire, to all media across the UK We believe it is strongly in the public interest to publish this memo. This is it in full 👇

If we're lucky we'll get a little chuckle when he's hauled in for questioning, but even that seems unlikely to me.