It's like, damn dude, we get it. Your elite pedo cult also practiced cannibalism

Curating a list of movies that, in light of the Epstein files, may be documentaries or based on true events

Showing these pictures at crisis pregnancy centers so people can make a more informed decision

Hey man, that's aposematic

For every supreme court action, there's an equal but opposite tantrum

Content creator whose content is just reactions to reactions of content creators whose content is just reacting to other content creators' content

Reading about current extradition treaties

Sorry, can't go to work anymore. The guinea pigs wheek for me as soon as they know I'm awake 😭

Dibs on the top bunk at the combined AI data center and concentration camp for the dissenters and undesirables

Can we get a TV series adaptation of Transmetropolitan

I usually use "whoops" flippantly while joking about things truly awful hbu

So RFKjr has a brain worm, swims in poo water, plays with roadkill, did a bunch of heroin and snorted coke off toilet seats. When he dies, his corpse might release a new devastating plague

Bondi doesn't seem to know or understand what "convicted" means

Bondi bringing up gas price lmfao she's so embarrassing

I ❤️ rep García

Bondi should be disbarred just for using the phrase "Trump derangement syndrome" multiple times during the committee

Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.

I wOn'T cOmMiT tO aNyThiNg tO YoU bECaUsE yOu WoN't LeT mE AnSwEr QuEsTiOnS

Prison would be too kind for Bondi and Patel

Let's move on to the Epstein executions already

this is what they're afraid will happen if they don't press 1 for english fast enough

The only disappointing part about the halftime show was Bad Bunny not wearing a dress 😩

So, MAGAs are so concerned with birth rates because they want more white babies but then also need more food

Is anyone going to tell them what Tub Girl is #TheLastDriveIn

How dare you pay attention to her unattended child #TheLastDriveIn

Does this actress need a restraining order #TheLastDriveIn

"Sometimes grumpy" #TheLastDriveIn

This whole movie is just Frederick and Annabelle's foreplay #TheLastDriveIn

He said the thing to Lance #TheLastDriveIn

wooooOOOOOO #TheLastDriveIn

"well then what happened to Lance? Only women get hysteria, amirite" #TheLastDriveIn

"Groomed to be the next Marilyn Monroe" is such an upsetting statement #TheLastDriveIn

Did you run head-on into this wall, idiot? #TheLastDriveIn

Don't tell the lien holder about my acid pit #TheLastDriveIn

He has a bunch of dead ex-wives and she still married him. True love #TheLastDriveIn

I love Vincent Price and he's one of the handsomest men to ever man #TheLastDriveIn

Bitcoin bro mass suicides when ?

Clementine looks like Marie from the Aristocats when she runs into her hidey while holding her carrot up in the air

I used to love reading about conspiracies like solstice sacrifices and monarch programming, probably from generally enjoying fictional sci-fi and horror. But now with all the Epstein shit, who knows, it all could be real, nothing's shocking anymore.

Now we know why Musk claims he "never visited" Epstein's island: he basically begged and tried to invite himself, and it never happened. The disgusting pedophiles in the giant pedophile ring didn't want Musk around

The government’s arrests of journalists @donlemonofficial.bsky.social and @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social are attacks on freedom of the press. Two federal courts flatly rejected prosecuting Lemon, but instead of accepting that humiliating defeat, the government has now doubled down. Read our statement:

First date ideas: general strike

The solution to having 2 guinea pigs that don't like each other probably *isn't* to get 2 more but LOOK AT THEM

Opened a Trump account and now my baby invests in AI and Palantir. I hope this $1000 turns into $300k! Also I can't afford to make additional contributions due to the Democratic hoax of everything being more expensive. -Hopefully no one

Whole person's garbage, throw it away

Can't recover from the previous hell before there's a fresh one

All short men are kings, unless... You know how people discuss using time travel to kill baby Hitler? We should go back in time to study Bovino. Hear me out: Picture little(r) Greggy in school, around the time he was caught whacking off to National Geographics (1/?)

People are saying Ilhan Omar staged her own assault, but, didn't Trump stage a whole assassination attempt