Guys: we're doing AI stuff now.

If you see this, post your green art 🌿

We've got two great events with Anna’s Place Omaha coming up: Next week, all things gin as Devon and friends take us on a Gin & Tonic tasting tour, with G&Tea Sandwiches provided by yours truly.

As the man said, "Sometimes, It Snows In April". Order a Raspberry Beret, or any other hit fit for a Prince, but do so today; our weekend availability is getting pretty slim! 🥧🧚☔

Hey we're not gonna do pies anymore haha just kidding okay bye

Hello, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! Welcome to April! Full of wind, sun, wind, and more wind. We've got a jam-packed menu for this month, so let's dive in!

Just a note to say hello, and that you're hot. #TDOV

I completely forgot today was cookie and pie day from @thepiefairy.bsky.social (We just talked yesterday about when I'd be home today too)

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Me resetting my digital scale for the fifth time: well that tares it!

Missed out on a Pi Day order? Want to relive the magic of these nominees one last time? These are the final two weeks of our favorite cookies and pies from the past year. And guess what?

If you're "such a Karen", hold your head up high! Join us for "Reclaiming Karens" in two weeks at Anna’s Place Omaha. Four brand new cocktails, four food pairings from yours truly, and one exceptional night of entertainment you'll need to speak to a manager about!

At long last, and after a near-tie and an extremely long consult by Adrian Brody, we are proud to announce the 2026 Fairies Award Winners!

When running a small, virtual bakery, we often get the opportunity to make someone's dessert dreams come true. We try to do our very best to make something one-of-a-kind and delicious! The following are our nominees for "Best Custom". Tune in tomorrow on Pi Day to see our winners revealed! 🥧🧚‍♀️🎂

Good morning @thepiefairy.bsky.social

Happy Mar10 Day! There's still time to order Pie Fairy delivery this weekend, so LET'S-A-GO! 🥧🧚🍄

Cookies come from a batch of dough, portioned and measured and decorated individually, with the understanding that the next one will be just as good as the last. Cookies are a promise: I love you this much, now and tomorrow. Here are the nominees for the Fairies Award for "Best Cookie":

A week from yesterday is Pi Day, and a week from today are The Oscars, so if you're looking for award-winning circular foods, look no further! Delivery slots are wide open this week/end. DM us today! 🥧🧚🍿

It's a very special March pie round-up post as we proudly present to you the nominees for the 2026 Fairies Award for "Best Pie"! These four pies represent the best of the best of last year, as judged by YOU with your orders, reorders, comments, likes, and shares. Let's take a look!

A little more about the March Pie of the Month, the Hummingbird Pie:

Hello, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! Welcome to March! Home of our favorite awards -- including The 2nd Annual Fairies Awards! -- and the most mathematically perfect holiday of the year -- Pi(e) Day on Saturday, March 14th! Let's take a look at our SUPERSIZED menu for the month!

This is your LAST CALL for these cookies and this pie, while we get ready for Pi Day (Saturday, March 14th, of course!) and the unveiling of the nominees for our Second Annual Fairy Awards!

Happy Twin Peaks Day! (Black coffee sold separately.) 🥧🧚☕

Hello to those of you just joining us in Nebraska! We'd like to make sure you're prepared for the third and final winter of the year, coming this weekend!

Nothing but L-O-V-E this month, and if you love your sweets portable, sharable, and packed with deliciousness, take a look at these cookies! 🍫 Chocolate Pomegranate: Feb's Cookie of the Month! Chocolate cookie with white chocolate chunks and pomegranate arils, topped with pomegranate icing!

How about we take a look at these pies that we love? We think you just might fancy them, too! 🍒 Cherry Cannoli Pie: our Pie of the Month! Cannoli cookie crumb crust, ricotta mousse, Marsala and cherry compote, toasted pistachios, chocolate ganache.

Hello, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! Love is on our mind and in our specials this month, so let's take flight like Cupid's arrow and pierce the new menu!

In observance of the nationwide strike, and in solidarity with those who are striking, The Pie Fairy will be closed this Fri, Jan 30th. If you'd like a delivery on Thurs, we ask that you place your order by the end of the night tonight. Deliveries on the following Sat will continue after noon.

So what's Jamu? 🧐 Jamu is a medicinal tonic drink for health and well-being. It has been a staple of Indonesian life for centuries. like many great recipes, every family has their own jamu ratio, passed down through the generations.

"You do cakes, too?!" -- overheard this weekend Of course we do! In fact, here's a roundup of a few cakes we haven't posted yet.

Tis the season for our most controversial savory special each year: the Chili and Cinnamon Roll Pot Pie! Made with guajillo, ancho, and arbol chilies, dotted with scratch-made cinnamon rolls, inside a cinnamon pie crust! Bakes up from frozen in 60 mins! DM us to stock your freezer today! 🥧🧚‍♀️🌶️

Continuing our unofficial "cozy" theme to Jamu-ary, let's take a look at this month's cookies, all perfectly suited for a dunk into your favorite warm beverage of choice! ☕️ Chai Gingersnap: (Cookie of the Month) A chewy molasses and ginger cookie, kicked up with out homemade chai spice mix.

When your plains state bullshit lives rent-free in the minds of many:

Let's take a look at this month's Signature Pie menu, shall we? 🫚 Jamu-Rang Pie: tender flaky pastry crust, filled with and orange/lime curd, spiced with turmeric, ginger, and galangal, topped with Italian meringue.

Happy New Year, Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! 🥳 And Happy Jamu-ary! Let's take a look at the new menu!

Don't get caught with your cookie pants down! Send us a DM to get in on our Holiday Deliveries next week! 🥧🧚🍪

Let the countdown begin! We still have delivery times on Christmas Eve! Slide in the DMs! 🥧🧚🌲

On this particular Day of Christmas, your true loves bring to you these six pies! Let's take a look at them, shall we? 🧵

We're here at Floors! Floors! Floors! for Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! The market is open until 5pm tonight, and we've got the snacks you need to fuel your yule! Don't forget: our 10% ALL MEMBERSHIPS sale ends tomorrow! Questions? Come down and ask! 🥧🧚🌲

🚨 NEWS! 🚨 Right Now: The new menu for December is up, and pre-orders are available for Christmas Week, including Christmas Eve!

Hello Pie Pals and Cookie Monsters! It's beginning to look a lot like the next three months will be spent indoors! Fortunately for you, that's where we deliver! And our Christmas Week Preorders are now OPEN! Details, right after we check out the new menu!

Well, our Small Business Saturday Sale got snowed out, so the only reasonable thing to do is... have the sale ALL WEEK LONG! We're giving an ADDITIONAL 10% off our Pie of the Month, Cookie of the Month, and Mix of the Month Memberships from now until Sunday night! ALL members receive:

Well, it looks like the heat is out at Floors, Floors, Floors and unless your neighborhood is named after a tree, a bird, or a deer, you know you're not getting plowed tonight! (Heyooo!) Let's try this again next weekend, shall we? 🫓🧚🥶

There are two types of people in this world: those who love pie and those who are wrong.

We really hate to say no to anyone, but alas, our Turkey Day order cut-off has come and gone. Such is the life of scratch-made baked goods, hand-crafted with love and expertise, and delivered straight to your door. And truthfully, our Pie pals deserve our best; not our fastest, knowhatimean?

And now, a message from Mr. Pie Fairy: ===== Hello. I'm sorry to start off a holiday letter like this, but when I hear major retailers use words like "give" and "share" and "care" and "love", I bristle with contempt. 🧵

Just a few spots left on Tuesday and a few more on Monday. So, consider this your LAST CALL FOR PIE! Send us a DM ASAP! 🫓🧚📢

Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say: 😔 Wednesday is closed for sales. 🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available! 🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors! More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️

Hello, Cookie Monsters! We're still plugging away during our baking study abroad with the amazing folks at Room4Dessert.Did you know: R4D's management is 80% femme/female and R4D's staff is overwhelmingly under the age of 35 and local to Bali?

Greetings from The Island of the Gods! We're in Bali on a pastry bootcamp sabbatical w/ the amazing folks at Room4Dessert. BTW, R4D only orders in 2 ingredients -- butter and milk -- because they're the ONLY ingredients they can't make in house or source from within an hour of the restaurant? Goals.