I'm rewatching THE LAST JEDI, and more than anything else, it makes me that much more angry how dirty they did John Boyega in the last film.

I find myself watching THE HARD ROAD, an anti-drug scare film from the 60s, and I gotta say, this is the closest thing to a real movie I've ever seen come from Something Weird.

I'm... I'm so angry I can't even see. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Storm clouds are in the distance. They're not here yet, but they're in the mail. Hopefully this won't be a long funk.

Im about half an hour into SCARLET WARNING 666 (aka IT HAPPENED ONE WEEKEND) from @grindhousefilm.bsky.social and I gotta say, I am VERY confused right now.

We did another thing!

On today's episode of "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying", I was poking around on @earth2.bsky.social message forum and saw my profile, which let me know that in a couple of weeks I will have been on that board for TWENTY YEARS.

I ask a lot of my podcast partners sometimes.

Upon seeing the flag: @whoeveniswendee.bsky.social "OMG, PLEASE tell me T***p is having an aneurysm right now"

I once heard someone say "lots of songwriters can tell a good story. Bob Dylan puts you in the movie." youtu.be/INilAY6aJTc?...

Gah, already sold out!

Channel 37's Midnight Movie Show: Grease 2 and Surf 2 If you liked a movie, you'll love the same thing again, only bigger and more of it! It's a theory we test with Grease 2! After that, no one is impressed with @whxn37.bsky.social right now after watching Surf 2! www.earth-2.net/podcasts/c37...

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

Folks, it's okay to be excited about Mike, Kevin, and Bill returning to @mst3kofficial.bsky.social without shitting on Jonah and Emily. Encouraged, even.

I'm not sure how much I'd smile at work if my job got me in a room with Tootenfarten McGee every day. "You'd be prettier if you smiled." Jesus Elizabeth Christ.

*logs onto MST3K.com* "You know why the last fundraiser didn't work? Because there's GIRLS in it now!" sigh *logs off of MST3K.com*

I just backed RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

It is FUCKED that Catherine O'Hara died and that doesn't come close to being the worst thing I've read since noon today. How did we get here?

I was not ready for Colonel Sanders to suddenly appear in this terrible, terrible movie.

It shouldn't be a surprise, but when you watch a WB movie from the 1930s, and the bonus features have cartoons from the same era, those cartoons are going to be WEAPONS-GRADE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK levels of racist.

Part of me genuinely believes we finally have a Starfleet Academy show because @earth2.bsky.social was finally able to will it into existence.

If he wants to be intimidating, he should go all in on a third badge

Just saw a kid cosplaying as Adric. Convention made.

Welp, the con is nearly upon us, so here's where I'm at this weekend!

Main chars in this 70s Spanish horror: "They say this land was terrorized by an immortal vampiress who sacrificed hundreds in her lust for evil power. She was impaled on a cross and will rise again to launch Europe into a thousand years of night. We're gonna dig her up and poke her with a stick."

I'm making a resolution to keep up with my Letterboxd in 2026. Of course, this just spells out the sheer metric tonnage of garbage I watch.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

Sitting here without a ton going on since its the end of the year and realizing there's a much better than 0% chance I'm the only person on Earth who watched LADY STREET FIGHTER this week Shit is wacky.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I'm not... entirely sure what this means.

As someone who got into anime in a big way back in the ADV days, I am astounded at the dismal lack of extras on anime physical media. Look, clean openings. Whoop-de-shit. ADV promoted their talent with interviews and commentaries and that's a big part of what makes them draws on the con circuit.

There's way too much online discourse about this, but I really feel strongly that CHEERLEADER CAMP is a Christmas movie

Im reading everything that came out last night and trying to imagine anyone, any other person in the history of the planet, who gets to still have a job, let alone their freedom, at day's end besides the absolute monster that the press seems entirely uninterested in.

Ok, so BRIDES OF DRACULA just ended. @daveprobert.bsky.social, does "windmill on fire" sufficiently fulfill the contract?

Welp, another "holy shit, is this it?" rumor over on Threads after someone apparently reported Marine Two went to Walter Reed tonight. I'm not taking it seriously, but it IS the day before the files' release deadline, so.

I know you were wondering, so I can at last confirm that the previously lost film BOOTS AND THE PREACHER does indeed have a very minor character named Boots who is in no way part of the plot(s), and there's a preacher who's in it for a grand total of about 4 minutes @vinsyn.bsky.social

Aw, man. RIP Gil Gerard. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...

Why has no one told me about this before today?

"The economy is bad because people need too many pencils and dolls" says foam homonculus who literally shits in a solid gold toilet

All right, sure, I'll watch a Grinch horror movie.

When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.

IIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING TO THIS VERY DAY 'CEPT THE LOOK, THE LOOK... OH, YOU KNOW WHERE NOW I CAN'T SEE, I JUST STAAAAAAAAAARE I, I'M STILL ALIVE

I'm going to need this hung over my bed so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep every night and the first thing I see when I greet the day

Boy, the killer mutant snowman sure is taking his time to show up in the killer mutant snowman movie

For @earth2.bsky.social .

People with a little more visibilty to the public at large when on @dirtylaundryshow.bsky.social: "Who once accidentally took two newspapers out of a vending machine?" @dropout.tv regulars on the same show: "Who once murdered a circuit court judge?"

Looking at SHAKESPEARE'S SHITSTORM again and gotta say, a company that's been gleefully offensive for 50 years is gonna have a tough time selling "people are too easily offended" and "no one can joke about anything anymore". Kate McGarrigle, however, is FANTASTIC as Miranda.