Worf is a deadbeat dad.

You know. In 50 years, when the rise of the American Fourth Reich is taught in history class. The Resistance section of the ext book is going to be a thumbnail of a YouTube video.

My favourite hidden swears that I hear in songs on the radio are: "You Cunt" in Get Your Hands Off My Woman by The Darkness "Pissin' the night away" in Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

You motherfuckers be microblogging. I be Picoblogging (Posting infrequently)

Wait. Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro different people? I have legitimately not realised they are not the same guy.

Are there any news apps that give breaking news that is not shit? In the past day I've had a breaking news notification that the England game was stopped because of a l.azer pointer. But nothing about Israel striking Qatar OR Russian drones in Poland.

Can I have fewer major world events please?

Are you Male or Female aged 18-75 in the Eurasian continent? If so, you could bear to give Kris a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask? Do you think that's something you could manage?

Y'know, sometimes, you record a podcast and think, "This is going to change the world"

Good news. It's mince and tatties for tea.

Ultimately it's just a good use of time.

It's not just a new video day, it's also a brand new podcast day! The first in a new series: HELL ON EARTH. Featuring @gavtrdq.bsky.social, Phill, and @krisrobocop.bsky.social! Available now for all $3 patrons at patreon.com/infinitereview and on Spotify!

talking to your children about sex www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

Mr. Kipling is a guid cunt.

"UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel agrees to Gaza ceasefire and other conditions" Stamer you dickless fucking coward. If the only thing stopping you recognising it as a state is because Israel doesn't want you to then you are fucking shill. Jesus.

For reasons unknown I have Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel stuck in my head. Except with the word Cheese Grater instead of Sledgehammer.

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

For months @gavtrdq.bsky.social has been promising me the TRANSFORMERS CROSSOVER EVENT everyone has been screaming for. TRANSFORMERS X POLDARK Patiently, I wait.

Isn't it amazing that you get to shit into a white porcelain receptacle and never have to think about said diarrhea ever again.

For fuck sake.

Donating my body to medical science. Marking it as *immediately available*

Do the people get sentenced to do those Temu ads

OneDrive can bite the entirety of my ass.

R.I.P J. G. Ballard. You would have loved writing shite books about Dubai.

I used to watch Boston Dynamics videos and think "cool, those robots are getting good". Now I'm thinking "oh fuck, those robots are getting good" I fully expect to die from one of them breaking my neck or a flamethrower on one of the dogs backs.

"Look out honey 'cause I'm using technology" - Iggy Pop - 1973 What technology was he using? The light bulb?

Gen Z, a much maligned and panicked-about generation, are behind a remarkable collapse in weekend violence. Great reporting from @fransham.bsky.social www.economist.com/britain/2025...

Oh fuck. Just realised, between Tesla and grok it's simply a matter of time before Elon tries to make K.I.T.T.

I have completely converted to radians. I wasn't going to but I changed my mind and did a π on it.

Looked out my window there and Gary Busey was standing on my front lawn eating a watermelon as if 'twas an apple.

I fucking hate Golf. It is a stupid game.

Oops, I didn't again (I didn't eat and it's almost dinner time and I am wondering why I am feeling tired)

It's worth pointing out there are 2 bits of good news this morning. The UK government pulling out all the stops to nationwide British Steel & an anti-trust case could make meta sell Instagram.

Have you been blastin' and laughin' so long that even your momma thinks that your mind is gone? You may be entitled to compensation.

Remember last year when the Queen went rogue and had to be obliterated with an orbital cannon?

I put bread into the toaster at 2 instead of 3. When I popped I thought. I'll put it in at 1 then it should be like 3. What popped out was a 4. The french would riot over shit like this.

When I was younger I thought life would be like Ong-Bak. But it's not. Nobody's getting their skull rattled by elbows.

There are very few omens more potent than having to wash the dogs arse first thing on a Monday morning.

"Catholicism has a rich, beautiful history of taking people's money"

I have this picture framed in my office. I get a lot of joy telling my kids that it's me and their mum the night we met. In answer to their question, those extra legs fell off.

Was watching that Infinity War. Didnae like it. Too many camera tricks for me.

A pizza crunch is a wonderful thing.

Imagine if you were bonded to the Pope like Elliot was bonded to ET.

I am happy Dame Judy Dench is doing adverts in her old age. Chasing those Ducats. Wurk.

Refering to Slash as "the guy from the November Rain video".

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