What now? More events? Get tae fuck.

Get thee to a Jeffries tube. Send tweet

I managed to read 26 books this year. Some good. Some bad. Some interesting. Some weird. By far the most I have read in a year.

'appy 'ogmanay

Algorithm? You're worried about an Algorithm? You should worry about me, ahl-go-mental!

One of the best to ever do it

Here is a reminder that the Yule Cat will eat you unless you get some new clothes before Christmas. Get new duds or die.

This Christmas I hope I get a new car. If I get a new car I will go out and do Tokyo Drifts. I'll Tokyo Drift it all around.

Exciting day. First Yule Lad visits today.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Avatar Legends movements looks so fun😳 I can't wait to wait see how Azula & Sokka plays on this game! Clip from u/LuvAshrepas

World is a fuck.

I have fucked ever member of Fleetwood Mac, past present and future, and here's why I think Trump's plan for Ukraine won't work.

Is the government trying to speed-run a Judge Dredd dystopia?

Fyi @gavtrdq.bsky.social Make a cannon.

Next year I'm gonna get abs.

Went for a coffee with @gavtrdq.bsky.social at Starbucks. I gave my name as Bradford and Gav refused to give his name as Bingly. The man refuses to have a little bit of fun. SMDH.

Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely

The pope just phoned me. Said it's pronounced Jod not God.

This is a curse. My life is worse since reading it. Since reading this many things have "turned to shite in my mind".

Wu-tang FOREVER.

The Earl of Sandwich has a lot to answer for.

It's 22:48 and I have just been struck with a sudden strong desire for a piece of battenburg cake.

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This is dope as hell.

... And what would your wife like?

You know what, it looks IS good to have the open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair

Worf is a deadbeat dad.

You know. In 50 years, when the rise of the American Fourth Reich is taught in history class. The Resistance section of the ext book is going to be a thumbnail of a YouTube video.

My favourite hidden swears that I hear in songs on the radio are: "You Cunt" in Get Your Hands Off My Woman by The Darkness "Pissin' the night away" in Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

You motherfuckers be microblogging. I be Picoblogging (Posting infrequently)

Wait. Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro different people? I have legitimately not realised they are not the same guy.

Are there any news apps that give breaking news that is not shit? In the past day I've had a breaking news notification that the England game was stopped because of a l.azer pointer. But nothing about Israel striking Qatar OR Russian drones in Poland.

Can I have fewer major world events please?

Are you Male or Female aged 18-75 in the Eurasian continent? If so, you could bear to give Kris a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask? Do you think that's something you could manage?

Y'know, sometimes, you record a podcast and think, "This is going to change the world"

Good news. It's mince and tatties for tea.

Ultimately it's just a good use of time.

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Mr. Kipling is a guid cunt.

"UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel agrees to Gaza ceasefire and other conditions" Stamer you dickless fucking coward. If the only thing stopping you recognising it as a state is because Israel doesn't want you to then you are fucking shill. Jesus.

For reasons unknown I have Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel stuck in my head. Except with the word Cheese Grater instead of Sledgehammer.

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

For months @gavtrdq.bsky.social has been promising me the TRANSFORMERS CROSSOVER EVENT everyone has been screaming for. TRANSFORMERS X POLDARK Patiently, I wait.

For fuck sake.

Donating my body to medical science. Marking it as *immediately available*

Do the people get sentenced to do those Temu ads