Piss my kecker

Happy to see Andrew and Mandelson being held accountable but I do feel they are being held as scapegoats. They are the tip of the iceberg. While I welcome them facing charges I will not be happy or satisfied when it is done. It is only the first step.

The town I live in is called the Iron Burgh as it used to make a lot of the iron for Scotland. It also has a canal that's mostly filled in. IF I WAS IN CHARGE I would re- dig the canal system and start rebranding it to the Iron Venice. I really don't have a reason for this beyond it sounding cool

My wife didn’t understand this, so I’ll share it here.

They should huv sent a poet

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Godzilla poster and promotional art by Noriyoshi Ohrai (1935-2015)

"am I human... or Boomer?" is the real question at the heart of cyberpunk www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfkR...

You know, sometimes I feel like the only person out there on a Thursday evening clapping for our NHS.

This is beautiful. This is art.

Teams needs to know your location. No it disnae. This web page wants to send notifications. Aye, I'll fucking bet it does. Please accept these cookies. Fuck off, grass.

Thread. OMG.

Labour party are a shower of fucking cowards.

I will be dead in my grave before I accept Mini Maggit as the first track of White Pony.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

January 22nd.

Big shout out to the woman in Tesco buying just loads of wet wipes and cider. You are sound but I wouldn't like to clean out your cage.

People on this app need to stop making jokes about trump dying. I read something then check the news. Although, to be fair, I will never not check.

Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.

What now? More events? Get tae fuck.

Get thee to a Jeffries tube. Send tweet

I managed to read 26 books this year. Some good. Some bad. Some interesting. Some weird. By far the most I have read in a year.

'appy 'ogmanay

Algorithm? You're worried about an Algorithm? You should worry about me, ahl-go-mental!

One of the best to ever do it

Here is a reminder that the Yule Cat will eat you unless you get some new clothes before Christmas. Get new duds or die.

This Christmas I hope I get a new car. If I get a new car I will go out and do Tokyo Drifts. I'll Tokyo Drift it all around.

Exciting day. First Yule Lad visits today.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Avatar Legends movements looks so fun😳 I can't wait to wait see how Azula & Sokka plays on this game! Clip from u/LuvAshrepas

World is a fuck.

I have fucked ever member of Fleetwood Mac, past present and future, and here's why I think Trump's plan for Ukraine won't work.

Is the government trying to speed-run a Judge Dredd dystopia?

Fyi @gavtrdq.bsky.social Make a cannon.

Next year I'm gonna get abs.

Went for a coffee with @gavtrdq.bsky.social at Starbucks. I gave my name as Bradford and Gav refused to give his name as Bingly. The man refuses to have a little bit of fun. SMDH.

Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely

The pope just phoned me. Said it's pronounced Jod not God.

This is a curse. My life is worse since reading it. Since reading this many things have "turned to shite in my mind".

Wu-tang FOREVER.

The Earl of Sandwich has a lot to answer for.

It's 22:48 and I have just been struck with a sudden strong desire for a piece of battenburg cake.

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This is dope as hell.

... And what would your wife like?

You know what, it looks IS good to have the open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair

Worf is a deadbeat dad.