Maybe someone was charging their Galaxy Note 7

friends should **** each other's ***** more often. it shouldn't be a big deal

reminder that this slimy, transphobic, homeless-hating cretin shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the predidency

over 40 hours since last plug in, still 19% battery, power saving mode JUST turned on, still almost 7 hours of battery left

cozy Saturday 🥰

humor me as i yap abt some nerd shit my prediction: apple will reveal their foldable iPhone this year, and "it's such a weird shape" will be a significant part of the narrative around it at first. whether it gets appreciation for it or not, it will be the smartest option for a foldable shape

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

every year i find out about more of my friends using accountants to file taxes, and y'all i'm begging you to try doing it yourself 😭 it's not hard and you can do it for less than $20!!

stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them

hello troye sivan let's kiss

o r b

if anyone's tryna save some money, I just switched from T-Mobile to @usmobile.com, and my data speeds more than doubled. and it's $25/mo for unlimited

2 days in with a OnePlus and I am only more and more shocked that people call Samsung the best Android manufacturer...have y'all used other phones?? if so, was it in the past 6 years????

Expect to see a surge of proud ignorance and proplawganda about what you can say about ICE agent Jonathan Ross, identified by local media as the person who shot and killed Renee Good. In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric. It’s not. /1

Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.

THEORETICALLY, would someone get action taken against their account on here if they spoke openly about their belief that there is no way out of the current situation without initial retaliatory violence followed by SEVERE penalties (including death) once power is wrested away?

FedEx is so fucking ass

Any Democrat still afraid to say "Abolish ICE" should resign and be replaced with someone who gets it.

when the Blue Rose Consulting strategy memo hits

oh we're still trying aluminum-free deodorant? people still think that's a good idea?

upgrading my android line today and am very eager to ditch the worst phone i’ve had since … well, my last samsung phone

- bojack horseman - the good place - avatar: the last airbender - legend of korra and suddenly i can’t remember any other tv show ive watched for some reason

i know we all have our days and our bad moments but genuinely, if you don't like being around other people and become a jerk when you are, you probably shouldn't live in new york city! it's kind of a big part of the deal!

i've fumbled bags u wouldn't even believe,

not that he's ever been particularly respectable, but this man has legitimately just become a caricature of himself

oh i’m sure

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

alright let’s close out this shit show of a year

yeah, the woman who turned stalking and harassing school shooting survivors and calling them crisis actors into a career, wherein she supported shit like Jan 6, is a real soldier for liberal democracy, sure lol “better than the rest of the nazis” does not make her not a nazi

this is fine and something we should stop acting scared of talking about! we've allowed the right wing to completely dominate the narrative about taxes. in 2016, bernie released a simple explanation of what tax increases would look like across the board for medicare for all, and that sold me on it!

someday, @bsky.app will have a video player that doesn’t crash the app…not today, but someday

it is insane to me that the Legends: Z-A DLC made it through whatever is left of QA at game freak

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

in the 48 hours before i leave my apartment and cat to a sitter while i travel to visit family, my apartment loses hot water and has a mouse infestation can someone please just come shoot me i'm so serious

semester 5/8 done and i still have a 4.0 ...

pokemon legends z-a just crashed on me ??? i don’t think i’ve ever had a first party nintendo (or direct affiliate like game freak) game crash for no reason before

as a pokemon fan and a drag fan it is so hard to remember how to spell jinx

ig this is how i realize i did NOT take enough pics this year 😭

i’m sorry not to make light of this but dutchies do u hear yourself “Zoon van dood”

...he was blond before right? I'm not just imagining that?

We gotta do something about the billionaires man

ok im a convert

why are all these big tech companies so convinced we want to talk to our computers?

forgot pic !!

wrote thirty pages for class AND decorated the christmas tree today and now i would like to sleep for 96 hours