[into walkie talkie] Your Mom & I are getting a divorce

Superman got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive superintendent

I dare at least one film or TV director to shoot a scene involving a microphone without using a feedback sound effect.

I think it’s kind of a feat of engineering that predictive text and spellcheck literally NEVER do what you want them to do.

I wonder if I can get one of my bosses at Spotify to write me a reference letter.

I just had a smash burger from a place called Rambo. My testosterone levels are through the roof. Ask me anything.

All this time I imagined they smashed the bun too.

Old Europa, you big galoot, with all your sausages and urine.

Credit is just reversible money.

Updates to the tour!

Good news for everyone bitten by our greenskeeper Gary: he does not have rabies. If you want the bad news, please drop by the main desk.

Thinking of applying for a job as a businessman.

Und für meine Bremen-Bubble. Besagter @mfeuerstack.bsky.social kommt am 12.06. zu Euch in die Hansestadt. Um 18 Uhr geht es im @eisenbremen.bsky.social los. Das wird so toll. Mike ist einfach der Beste!

Übrigens. Am 27.06.2025 spielen Schreng Schreng & La La mit dem großartigen @mfeuerstack.bsky.social in Düsseldorf. Ihr solltet da wirklich hin kommen.

I like to think of myself as pretty worldly, but I'll never get used to a meal called "tea."

Hitting the road next month. Can't wait to sing for you.

new patreon post up... a demo of "monument" www.patreon.com/MichaelFeuer...

It's adorable when people say "tom toms."

For some reason, there is a date in my calendar that just says "froggies"

I don't work here. Inventory is my hobby.

Surprise! A couple of b-sides from last year’s Eternity Mongers sessions. Thanks for listening. bfan.link/monument-may...

I watched Ex Machina just last night, so I guess you could say I'm pretty up to date on the whole AI discussion.

For those who observe, I just uploaded this month’s Patreon update. patreon.com/MichaelFeuer...

Surely a robot can learn to click a box that says "I am not a robot."

Some people are larger than life. I strive to be the exact size of life.

Did you guys ever see that movie where Tom Hanks makes friends with a volleyball?

I put my pants on one sleeve at a time, just like everybody else.

Immediately suspicious of any mixing tip that begins with “ok first, duplicate your track.”

Guys, what’s Fortnight?

Yes, I do have a Patreon page. Thanks for asking. www.patreon.com/MichaelFeuer...

Is it just me, or does the Boyz 4 Now song "Coal Mine" sound just like Rheostatics? youtu.be/h2MJX81I67s?...

Re-recording vintage Snailhouse tunes to celebrate 30 years since starting out under than old pseudonym. Get in touch if you have requests! Info at michaelfeuerstack.com (pic by Peter Murray, who beautifully recorded my 1st record all those years ago)

Deep into middle age , I just had an epiphany: you can use two different kinds of bread to make a sandwich.

People love saying trifecta.

If I had hair, I would dye it.

Can someone please explain to me how I ended up with “ACC” as the abbreviation for acoustic guitar on my faders?

Too kind!

We regret to inform you that YouTube hours only count 25% toward your ten thousand hours.

I’m pretty sure negative self talk is just what we used to call “inner dialogue.”

RIP to the incredible musician Susan Alcorn. She was a great inspiration. Every note she struck rang with humility and confidence, expertise and wonder, direction and openness. Huge loss.

Every time I eat in front of the TV somebody in the show pukes.

Sometimes, if I'm not that jazzed about the person I'm talking to, I'll use a zero instead of an O in my 'xo' sign off.

Fresh playlist for the latest Kaleidoskop - two hours now - find it here: offbeat-music.com/playlists/pl...

Soothingly into yet another year, Kaleidoskop www.byte.fm 5-7pm CET courtesy of: Gerycz Powers Rolin @jenpowers.bsky.social @matthewjrolin.bsky.social via @12xurecs.bsky.social | The Screaming Love Collective via @brynthor.bsky.social | Jim Ghedi | Euros Childs | Federico Albanese |

I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation