Come Into My Tower. Yes, Just Open The Door…

An Image Of What Can Be Seen In My Arcane Eye When The Alchemist’s Perscriptory Adderall Elixir Enters My Brain:

Remember: Although Pondering Thy Orb Is Quintessential To The Duties Of The Wizard, Prolonged Pondering May Warp Thy Mind And Bend Thy Spine, Slowly Turning Thee Into Something Darker And More Twisted Than Thou Hast Ever Dreamed Of…

‘Twill Never Be The Same Again…

Giving 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 To Certain Bat And Ball Sport Teams This Evening

Transcendent Arcane Visions, Coming Soon!

Finally Caught One!

Showing Mine Companion The Wonders Of The ORB

What Doth It Say On Me, That My Days Are Spent Thinking Only Of Powerful Spells And Great Magicks?

Maybe I Truly Have Gone Mad! Arcane Whisperings, Is This True?!

Time For The Arcane Cage

The Curse Is Strong Today... I Hath Locked Myself In My Tower Study With The Intent To Finally Casting Some Lingering Spells From The Week– Tell Me Why I Hath Just Come To Consciousness After An Entire Day, And It Looks That The Only Accomplishment I Had Was Drinking Elixirs And Staring At The Orb?!

When The #CouncilOfMages All Meet Together– Call That Magic, The Gathering!

Hold Thy Tongue And Go Cast A Spell, Knave!

I Feel A Cold Wind Blow From The North... Something Is Coming...

Posting Full Staff And Orb At One Thousand Acolytes

🫳 . ✨ . . . ✨ . . . . ✨ . ✨ . ✨ . ✨ . ✨ Ligma 🫴 . . ✨ . . . ✨ .

i dreamt i was reading a biographical tome on @zasorimm.bsky.social yet it was spellt "zarosimm" hath they misspelled it perchance? still a mystery it is...

I Would Bet This Feels Good As Hells For The Arcane Lightning As It Bursts Forth From The Wizards Hand Into His Enemy…

I Hope Thou Sees Me For What I Truly Am– A WIZARD, HIGH AND MIGHTY, MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY MORTAL MAN!

!EVIL PRISM EYES!

I volunteer, I'm very curious about your set up, & you know what the old saying is about cats & curiosity... ....it's what makes ladies love us!

Going To Start Teaching Ancient Necroblood Magic To My Nephew– Wish Him Luck!

Be There Any Looking For Work? I Am In Need Of Someone To Test The Latest Traps And Puzzles I Hath Installed In My Dungeon!

Get some of this on there brother with some tortilla chips and chorizo you got a breakfast going

Eating Raw Goblin Eggs

Thy Unapprenticed Companion On A TuesDay Afternoon:

#CouncilOfMages, Make Thyself Known With The Above Sigil, And Tell Unto The Council Thy Comings And Goings Or Workings Within Thy Realm Or Magical Domain

Who Be Up, Summoning They Daemons?

Does Anyone Need An Assortment Of Goblin Bones?

Oh Hells, They Broke In… PREPARE TO MEET THY GODS, YE FOOLS!

If She Be *Thy* Maiden, Why Is She Casting Spells With *My* Wand In *Mine Own* Tower?

Tired Of This Freak Looking In My Tower Window Almost Every Day… Last Warning! I Am Not Above Obliterating The Occasional Goblin!

Me, in every RPG ever

I Am Probably The Seventh Seer Of The Unsealed Eye But I Have A Quest So I Do Not Truly Care About That At The Moment

ORBit!? I But Hardly Know It!

I Miss My Companions From The Council…

Mine Canine Apprentice Is The Worst Alchemist I Have Ever Seen… And Do Not Say It Is Due To His Lack Of Thumbs– I Took Care Of That At The Start Of His Apprenticeship!

Had To Put My Apprentice To ŦĦ€ ŴĦ€€Ł Again Today…

Ever Since I Was But A Lad I Knew I Wanted To Be Driven Mad By An Ancient Curse

If Thou Seest This Missive, Thou Hast Received An Arcane Blessing! Respond “THANK THEE, ZASORIMM” To Accept Thy Magick Blessing!

The Arcane Winds Have Shifted… Is There Anyone Left In The Enchanted Forest On The Bird Orb?

I Jest… If Twitter Falls, Perhaps It Is Time To End This Old Wizards Life…

Pulling Every Missive I Have Ever Posted On The Other Orb And Bringing Them Here…