having a family discussion about s** s**** at thanksgiving

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

genuinely how is someone this bad at parking

birthday girl 💗

birthday boy 🥰

"stick to menswear"

if i may boast. bf and i went to the shelter and each randomly picked out our favorite cat and they are obsessed with each other. they never fight and they’re always together. how lucky is that

FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.

shoelace

i walk into five guys and hear they’re playing virtual insanity. the cashier slides across the floor to greet me at the counter. crazy aura

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

London highlights

had our first ever trick-or-treater

happy halloween 🎃 🐈‍⬛

please welcome to the family Gizmo and Tsunami (Nami for short) 😁

1 year without my bug ❤️‍🩹 miss u every day my most round & resilient girl

moogle + straw hat pumpkins :)