we were so caught up in the chicken jockey of it all that we let the minecraft movie get away with General Chungus

twitch recap day YAYYY getting back into streaming was the best thing i did all year im having so so so much fun ❤️

minecraft banana for some reason

need to take a day off work. thinking about rose tyler doctor who

mocha mixes mail day!!!!!!!

1 glass of wine and an etsy wishlist. i am completely out of control

im wondering if maybe actually we’re in hell?

shohei. Get Them.

this is the maddest i’ve ever been at canada (baseball post)

birthday girl 💗

now it’s Her birthday :) happy 2nd birthday nami

birthday boy 🥰

he is 2 years old today <3 happy birthday gizmo

go mariners

nfl players not wearing guardian caps because it’ll look Silly????? you already look silly. ???? football clothes are by far the most theatrical silly little sports clothes. you’re wearing tights. lean into it

my dad’s new thing is always having a twitch stream up on the living room tv. like yes dude me too

drove by a minion statue holding a trump flag & was upset for a moment before i realized like. lore-wise that actually checks out

getting some good ones today. and by “good ones” i mean hairs in my head that feel wrong. and by “getting” i mean ripping them out

spent 45 min in uefn today 😏 yeppp im a game dev 😏 allll copy editing 😏

would actually love a rapture bc i bet if that happened i could take a day or two off work

everyyy company needs a chatbot now huh. every company wants me to have a her movie romantic experience with its little robot. why would a social platform need a chat bot. isn’t the point of the platform already Chatting. ugh

leaving him for a few days u know i had to tuck him in 🔥

reading my book here rn

i often think of all of the books/posts/websites that will forever have the twitter logo. but the clearest example of this is of course the emoji movie

i have wonderful news. silksong good

unfortunately i've been romanticizing britain for 10 years (doctor who fan during adolescence) and now whenever i think about living there i feel like eating cement i want that So bad

ugh i miss having rats. holding a rat is like the best activity in the world. rest easy girls i think of u every day

ordered a new foundation without testing it and it’s a perfect shade match… best match i’ve ever had… few can understand the magnitude of this w..

can’t use the front door anymore bc a family of barn swallows built a nest at my front porch and they dive bomb anyone who leaves or enters my home

my part time job is fortnite

he made himself square

perfect game no notes

lil guy stickers are available 🥹 just made these today! pay what u want, anywhere from $2-$5! $1 from every sticker will be donated to the immigrant defense fund 🤍 DM me if interested!

getting nexplanon is about bravely asking “how long could a period possibly be?” and then Finding Out

save me peppermint altoid

my tiktok got hacked im NOT!!! selling u supplements

bought a reading chair at an estate sale yesterday.. i love this thing so much… pouring 1 out for the former owner shoutout to them

if i may boast. bf and i went to the shelter and each randomly picked out our favorite cat and they are obsessed with each other. they never fight and they’re always together. how lucky is that

it costs like $500 to Start applying to law schools btw. in case u were wondering if that was a fair and reasonable process

if u see me making short form content please look away. i mean like the post first but then forget about it. i’m so embarrassed all the time

they should invent a type of healthcare that operates independently of your employment status. has anyone ever thought about this?

i did soooo much stuff today (errands and 1 social event). never doing all that again

donkey kong u need to sue your surgeon

he’s so photogenic

i got one of those lofi study/productivity/pomodoro steam games and ngl i’ve been kicking ass at work. i love earning pixelated rewards

drank so many beers im on my beeriod

chicago is so cool i wish vinny was real

cactus jack sent me

took a flight with no panic attacks and no hydroxyzine… i’m getting so brave