yall know i’m canada down

i’ve never really thought to look up my only cousin who’s a hockey player on youtube and i’m realizing there’s hella videos of him getting into fights and that’s awesome

captured on my DSi

spiritually i don’t know the difference between addison rae and tate mcrae yet i can tell which one is from alberta

every time the winter olympics come around i’m reminded that vancouver 2010 was maybe the best month of my childhood

getting your art printed should not be as complicated as it is but nothing is easy in this world

vampire testing station

you all need to drop everything and watch best in show today. the funniest mockumentary ever made.

you’re joking right

we’re such a fake country it’s awesome

i’m so seated it’s not even funny how seated i am

the canadian tv show with an episode about two guys gay kissing at a hockey game? yeah i know the one

challengers (2024)

every time i go to type something about hating myself i say no. don’t post that. being self-deprecating is cringe now

stavros being in a best picture nominated film is really funny. anything can happen

this picture always gets me emotional. they have such a beautiful family.

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jlo in kiss of the spider woman i will avenge you

hey children of divorce, when you would go to your health freak dad’s house who never kept snacks what was your favourite thing to eat. mine was a tomato with salt or just eating spoonfuls of brown sugar

i got a mint hot chocolate at a community centre and they gave me hot chocolate with a mint teabag in it 😐

going to the grocery store to buy chips and hummus only to show up 2 days later to buy more chips and hummus. just a glimpse into my life.

this is what i looked like in 2016 going to a panic at the disco & weezer concert

i like uptown funk

“widely regarded as the best movie of all time” by me i’m the one regarding it as that

do you guys remember when that tumblr user accused mitski of running a child trafficking ring and people believed it. i think about that sometimes.

drawing nudity is awesome but you will never see me posting it publicly because i don’t want gooners following me

my life has changed since the nodding head emoji dropped 🙂‍↕️ it’s the only emoji i use 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ she’s everything to me 🙂‍↕️

i like podcasts because it feels like eavesdropping. i love eavesdropping.

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i’m in a very ugly period of my life right now

does the average american know about kim’s convenience. or has it been reduced to a show you see clips of on instagram reels.

they need to end it’s always sunny in philadelphia they are way too old to still be doing all that

let the record show i have been bumping change by tears for fears and the perfect kiss by new order WAY BEFORE they were in marty supreme. i have been out of touch with my generation for years this is not a new revelation.

the 70mm showing of marty supreme was truly black panther for white people

my development was stunted because i never stopped listening to owl city

i’m mayor of unccouver

recovering bread & butter addict

i love movies about two silly guys with plot points about murder

owning things is one of life’s great pleasures

if they get rid of the tim hortons sour cream glazed donut i will kill myself

i’m going indie sleaze in 2026