this plays on loop in my head at all time

do you guys think we look alike

emailing with a customer named rachel chandler like girl you can’t be named after 2 seinfeld characters

i’m thinking about getting a divorce. where is chris daughtry.

i would be in class in 7th grade reciting entire glee scenes without missing a word or cadence no wonder i turned out the way i did

my mom told me to watch the bride because i’d love it but i just checked the showtimes and it’s already left theatres 😭

i hate crave so bad. why do you only have friendship in french. they won’t let me watch this english movie in english. please dude.

nirvanna the band the show the movie is out digitally now so i can post my favourite non-spoiler clip

i am marty mauser

the only best picture nominee i gave 5 stars walked away with zero oscars ummmm oops :p although i luved one battle & sinners very much i promise

dude wtf is happening at the oscars?

picture in picture not being available for the oscar’s fuuuck youuu @crave

aunt gladys being an oscar-winning role is baffling and hilarious i kinda love it

my job is email

gonna make a sticker for my water bottle that says “i ❤️ not washing my water bottle and drinking mold”

there’s rumours of a spring awakening movie and although it’s a top 10 musical for me this is really not a good time at all to make a movie version of the fucked up teen sex musical. keep it in your community theatre productions.

i have an 85 day northernlion watch streak who wants me

bjorkjack horseman. is this anything.

mac & dennis move to the suburbs will forever and always be the best always sunny episode

every time i’m like i should move to toronto i’m reminded they live in weather hell. also i hate toronto.

how are we halfway through 2026 and the oscars haven’t happened yet

waiting for the day we can start recording our dreams because i want to remember the context of me calling something/someone a “gay barbershop quartet” last night

うどん

departing can be a beautiful thing

fat fucking banana head

it would only make sense for me to run into someone i did theatre with in high school right after i just got back from new york. the universe is just giving me signs to start performing again.

they should rename pikmin bloom to one mushroom battle after another. am i right.

Serenity

matt johnson make a mayor rob ford biopic NOW

i ❤️ marshal

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

embrace your cringe 2026

canada losing so bad at the olympics they had to bring back the roll up the rim cups at tim hortons

fall out boy being my top artist of 2026 so far. literally whatever.

i’m normal

they’re declawing paddington bear

had a snowless vancouver this winter and of course i’m going to blizzard city this week

JERMA’S DOG DIED

i’m getting lobotomized tomorrow ^-^

A Rock Pikmin resting in Lavender🪨🪻 바위 피크민의 라벤더 휴식 #pikmin

i miss being a dog walker 🥲 from 2018

canadaphobia for my canadian movie??? wym ships to US only??