Me bursting into the game theory confidence in ragged clothing, mud and blood on my face, glasses busted, shouting “DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME???!?”

I’m unexpectedly getting a 6 Day Staycation next week and I am so excited to play video games for most of it.

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

Another year, another time being named as a Super Lawyer for Employment Litigation: Defense! #superlawyer

In case anyone is wondering, my favorite champagnes are from Didier-Ducos, but I’d never had one sealed with twine before… thanks Fatcork!

Women’s makeup and skincare adds will be like OMG do you have pores- that people can see if they are within inches of your face- so gross- make your skin look like plastic or hide in a dark cave- the choice is yours.

Pics from our adventure earlier this month to see “Fierce! The Story of Cats” at the LA Natural History Museum.

V-Day dinner was delicious- despite a kitchen mixup and a disappearing waitress- (Playa Provisions has the best Lobster Rolls) but our Saturday spa day fell through. So we tried a new to us coffee place, went to Stone for a flight, and then made it to Paperback for burgers and a Lucky Bunny.

Pizza Week at Everywhere on Friday meant trying Posse’s new Caesar Salad Pizza.

This men’s curling scandal is wild.

Star Trek also has humans but green.

i like that every scifi adventure franchise has "humans but blue" as a species

Plans today for a spa day fell through (spa lost its location…) so trying a new coffee place and then heading to a brewery tasting room in a place we used to live near but is farther away.

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

That time I tried curling many many years ago…

Made my Moroccan carrot salad for the first time in years and shredded my own carrots for the first time ever. Forgot how much I love this salad!

Made a random faux Greek shakshuka tonight and am very content.

Pilates kicked my ass this morning.

This has been a very long week for a Tuesday.

This Monday is really trying to live up to its name.

Happy Sunday! Wordle 1,688 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Me trying to explain Wuthering Heights: It’s like Jane Austen on meth.

Annihilation / Authority / Acceptance / Absolution Thank you Illumicrate, Yas, and Jeff Vandermeer for having me on this project <3

This past Saturday we had an another amazing dinner at Poppy & Seed!

Darcy’s story has never been so well pled: www.instagram.com/p/DUEVHImkkQ...

I found one from California. Couldn’t find the name of the creator. It’s the California Quail. Also our state colors are blue and gold.

Trying a white Malbec tonight and it is very fruity. Not sure if I like it or not- but an interesting novelty wine for sure.

I have officially given up on trying to sell most of my old “nice” clothes. But I did donate them to a good cause (after making a whole $6.60 off of the only item a commission store would take). Also ordered two new suits!

Me Coming Back from a Networking Event and Opening CNN: Let’s check and see if we invaded Greenland yet.

Finally tried the Michelin Guide recommended noodle place near us. So yummy!

Me Trying to Find Out What Awful Breaking News Occurred 3 Hours Ago: Is it the Macron text? Was that just this morning?

i've modified the Pomodoro method so I work for 5 minutes and then scream into an abyss for 25 minutes, i'm not getting anything done but at least my coworkers refuse to talk to me

So about 2-3 years ago I got slip on Vans and I wore them everywhere- like took them traveling- etc. They were great but they were getting worn out and too loose and too stained so I bought the same size with a different pattern and they are awful.

Tron: Ares was way better than I expected. Also maybe Jared Leto’s best film?

Current Mood:

And officially registered for the LA 2028 Olympics ticket draw!

Got called a “gentleman” today. Yup, super mascualine name of Alyson.

Once again I am wasting time trying to find an actual person to talk to at the California State Bar re not renewing my solo law firm’s registration with them because it is no longer in operation.

My Dearest Martha, All is quiet in the camp, the men resting after today's bloody skirmish with the Quinoa Battalion. I try to sleep, but as I drift off, I hear the echoes of the fiendish battle cry of the damned veggie burgers reverberate through my head: "Kale them all! Kale, kale, kale"

Trying to sell like 5 dresses online that no longer fit and Poshmark lost my first listing and I was immediately hit by like multiple phishing and spam emails... so that’s great.

Okay- who started playing a game of Jumanji in St. Louis?

Happy Sunday! Wordle 1,667 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Watched Death of a a Unicorn and remembered my own Art History major college pilgrimage to the Cloisters to see the tapestries. Really an awesome museum and a magical place.

Watched Novocaine and it was absolutely hilarious.

Our cat sounds exactly like the 7-foot long otters on Prehistoric Planet Ice Age. It was already his favorite TV show and then that came on and he tried to jump into the TV. He no longer thinks he’s a cat and says he’s actually an otter.

WTAF with today’s word… Wordle 1,662 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Nothing is ever as bad as you think it is. It's actually much worse.

Recently I have gotten a lot of questions about the “new” PAGA rules. Although there have been some positive changes, for the most part PAGA claims are still incredibly expensive and my playbook has largely stayed the same. But here are some of the key differences for employers: 1/7

Pre-Pandemic I did Pilates a lot but never got back into after things returned to normal. Finally went back to a class this morning. Hoping I can make this a weekly thing again.