Sometimes I remember how many people watched Hannibal with commercial breaks and laugh. Like in between shots of the blood eagle bodies there would be a 90 second Cheerios commercial?! Lmao that sucks

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I’m so close to the end of moving the end is in sight and then I don’t have to do it again for a long long time 🙏

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I’m finally going to start a spreadsheet of notes for why I blocked or unfollowed people

Equating decriminalizing prostitution and eliminating age of consent laws under the same banner of “sex radicals” is a choice I vehemently disagree with

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Half my friendship with @laurenkiley.bsky.social is just her texting me silly things about Florida that sound fake but are somehow very real, like iguanas falling from the sky because it's cold or peacock vasectomy programs.

Apparently this was my week to complain about shitty men with prestigious literary careers over here. I’ll try to focus more on boobs and feet next week I promise

Re: last repost Stephen fucking Elliott was a known problem among sex workers for years and calling him a “shitty man in media” is frankly generous.

I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...

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One thing about Noam Chomsky is he keeps proving my theory that giving men a certain level of money and sycophantic “prestige” makes them terrible people no matter what ideology they preach. Anti-capitalism was never enough and never will be!

Lmao I just a targeted ad for a “leather fly swatter” and they meant for like home decor but I want it to hit people with 😈

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I find it hard to believe that any of you hadn't already given up on the Atlantic a long time ago, but just in case there were holdouts

I'm just going to have to keep tapping this sign eh

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