Today is International Sex Workers Day, the beginning of pride month for this Queer Asexual™️ , AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! Let's gooo 🥳🎂✨🧁

I had to back my truck out of the mechanic bay myself because the one guy who knew how to drive stick was on break

I really really liked the sheep murder mystery movie so I read the book and I really liked (both) books as well but they are MUCH more adult than the film adaptation and I was not prepared. So, prepare yourself if you are so inclined

I remembered to take at least one pic while my hair was still straight

Squealing gleefully at this corner of the internet finding @loreleimission.bsky.social @jonwoodsad.bsky.social I adore them both so so so much

@sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social wait omg I’m listening to Long Live Evil again and is Lord Fabianus a nod to Gentleman Broncos?!

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever heard your therapist sigh deeply and then call your ex a fuckboy

Various Types of Women

'Do you have a spreadsheet' MY DUDE. DO I HAVE A SPREADSHEET?

lol that moment when I realized I don’t know if I can actually wear this set on camera because it has the word kills on it 🤷‍♀️💖

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i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

Red toes or white toes? First response wins feet pics tomorrow

Wait all that balls talk is just about a saline inflation kink? Omg research your fetishes, friends! It’ll help you achieve safer and more pleasurable results!

No, I don't kiss my mother with that mouth, I kiss YOUR mother with that mouth. She loves it when I talk dirty.😗

everyone say "Happy Mommy's Day" to your favorite Dommey Mommy! ❤️

What say you, Bottom?

Send Help is satisfying all my favorite Misty Quigley vibes 😍

Some rules I follow gladly. When you see it reposted - repost it again

My absolute favorite moment of The Guest is not actually the epic cum gutters (that’s a close second) but when the stoner dude says “we support you!” and the experimental murder soldier asks point blank “how?”

This comment was on a post about anti-cannibalism spray for chickens

Oh shit new heroes of might and magic is in early access brb going to game like it’s 1999 baby I have been so excited for this

God forbid a girl have hobbies

This really feels like a sign

What if. Another puppy. Fixed everything?

... ma'am, what you miss is *community.*

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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Give a man’s ego a crumb and watch it bloat like he just ravaged an entire buffet 🙄

If you see this: quote with a picture of you wearing sunglasses 🕶️

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The new Kneecap album comes out May 1 (they don’t fuck around with subtle symbolism) but also the single #FENIAN has been on repeat for me I can’t stop bouncing around to it

I have a laptop. A webcam. And a bed. What I really need now is a mattress how tf did I forget that part

I just watched a double Danish Mads feature of The Last Viking and The Promised Land and thoroughly enjoyed both, though in very very different ways

Absolutely cackling that someone had to make cardboard cutouts of the new American Gladiators heads and pass them out to a small audience who do not know yet whose heads they are waving

I still haven’t found the same shade of a HOT pink dog bed that my dog used to have before she chewed it up. She now has two LIGHT pink dog beds but it’s just not the same. I will continue the search

It’s me

I had a dream last night that involved me pole dancing (a skill I do not have) to One Winged Dove. I hope it’s a good omen

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Gonna get strong and stretchy 💪

Saturday night and I’m in a hot bubble bath with a whiskey cocktail, weird little murder novel, and texting @thatmissquin.bsky.social sultry pics A+ no notes

Has anyone ever found the perfect pair of slutty jean shorts by any method other than cutting them yourself???

Doing a Karlach origin run but playing her as a monk and it’s a surprisingly satisfying reclass

I know I’m extra sensitive today but this made me tear up in a good way 🥹

Tell me you’re proud of me while you wrap my hair around your hand…

First Cubs game of the season is tomorrow!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUNGEON MOMMY!!! @sophieladder.com 💖💖

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