penis

pissing off war metal nerds brings me such joy

idk what how to get followers and friends on here but i look like this and i like metal‼️

i can’t believe the rapture didn’t happen💔

guys how the fuck does anyone find a job post-grad

i am obsessed with her

five hours of sleep, an eight hour shift, and a pap smear has me crashing out at REI co-op💀

my favorite thing on instagram is watching the NWN productions guy post his daily muscle up videos

deadass how do you make friends on here

my first ever well womens exam is next wednesday … i’m nervous

my tits are too fat

unfortunately eating better and going to the gym a few times a week does tremendous things for your mental health

i hate being an early bird bc wtf do you mean ur not up at 7 am

guys look at my updated battle vest

good evening everypony

why do i keep having dreams about putting it in my butt…

does back pain from having big tits and poor posture ever go away

does anyone on bluesky have any music recs? i haven’t been into metal or gothic rock at all recently :(

hi everyone

some american white people are being a little too quiet about the ICE raids ….

the existence of boy harsher implies the existence of girl harsher and they harsher

goodmorning joey nation

me when they tell me every single thing they hate about me

this entire trend of hating on southern states for existing needs to fucking end i stg yall forget that queer people and POC calls these states home as well

hai

chuderoni and cheese

hi bluesky! does anyone wanna be mutuals :) i like sanrio, extreme metal, and thrillers/ horror movies :3

idgaf abt pronouns anymore, you could literally refer to me as a plant and i’ll prolly start photosynthesizing

my love language is strangers sending me money

what’s up homos

every time i question my gender i always go back to agender

me vs my favorite sanrio character (my sweet piano)

Don’t forget to “walk” tuah the polls tomorrow! #vote on that thang

i’m really thinking about building a PC

goodmorning i’m back on here bc fuck X lmfao #JoeyNation

i’m incredibly honored and lucky to be working for the onion in this new era. in order to not let the internet and media space be taken over by tech billionaires like elon musk, people looking out for the common good and truth need to be a counterveiling force

haven’t been on this app in a hot minute..

oomf = one of my fuckers

your Jewish friend here with a reminder that if you see anyone laying blame at the feet of “Jews” rather than “Israelis” or more accurately “the Israeli government” they are not a person whose take on this you should legitimately consider because they are antisemitic

do i like they/them in a gender neutral kinda way or a there might be more than one me in here kinda way

this cheddars sangria is kicking my ass rn

who wants to become bluesky mutuals

dicks out!!!!

hey y’all

twink bf WHEN⁉️

balls lol

to celebrate getting on bluesky i will beat my meat until my left leg goes numb