Suggestion regarding Trump-Epstein: Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it). The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.

Reposting to say fuck Bank of America bc it made me THAT fucking angry.

I don't like boxing - I think the desire to watch people hurt each other is weird & icky. Hooooooowever...if you're gonna break someone's jaw (in 2 places), well, that's definitely a good pick.

One good thing that *could* come of all this is people really truly understanding that turning a blind eye to child abuse is just as bad as perpetrating child abuse. We don't truly believe that in this country - proved by the fucking shocking amount of child abuse.

Put me on a parade float, y'all, bc I could wave goodbye to Elise Stefanik for HOURS...

WhAT coUlD gO WRonG?

I can remember when my mother wasn't allowed to have her own credit card. This makes me incandescent with rage.

@jdickerson.bsky.social saying goodbye to CBS has relieved a significant source of ethical indigestion for *me,* so I can't even imagine how much it's sucked for him. Nancy would be glad, I think.

There are no words. www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/n...

The Democratic party needs to understand that I am never, ever, ever going to vote for Rahm Emanuel. Never ever.

Surely we can all agree that we don't care what Rufo thinks, can't we?

Yo, TX DPS! Imma need a little more information, considering I cannot get in or out of my place than via Wells Branch Pkwy.

Watching Spinal Tap. Less than 90 seconds in & I've already guffawed at RR's awkward not-quite-arm-cross. May their memories be a blessing.

This is a good thing to be bothered about. We should all be bothered by this.

Grateful for Dr. Hotez & all the other public health professionals out there fighting for us.

I think I'm going to just let other people look at those pictures. I don't need that in my brain.

Rep. Thompson committing a very enjoyable murder.

He walked up to another human, shot him, and killed him. I didn't care how problematic his victim was. It was murder. When you talk about how hot he is, you sound like a ghoul. A soulless, slimy, grasping ghoul who needs likes to stay alive. It's sickening.

Okay, #TXDems, let's keep our heads. We love all of these people. Let them tell us what they'll do & show us who they are & then we'll vote. Honestly, I'm thinking about sending an equal amount to each of them. Earn my vote. It's okay to ask for that, even in the minority.

Would someone fucking PLEASE GOD throw Tom Cotton into the Caribbean on top of a capsized motorboat.

Leopard. Spots.

There ya go.

YA THINK?!?!?

Snuff films produced by the US military are about the last fucking thing I want to see.

Yes, we are at the "these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand" stage of the regime.

Wait, did she actually write this? And someone published it? Wow.

Note to self: remember to slap ass with BOTH hands if you want it to be taken seriously. Cool. Got it.

@jbendery.bsky.social How come there was an IG at Defense? I thought they fired them all.

Yo, Elon. Your buddy Donny *definitely* doesn't want you to get your big T. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/c...

Me, agreeing with George Will.

I JUST LISTEN TO A LOT OF CLASSIC JAZZ, OKAY??!?! IS THAT SO WRONG??!?

We remember all those we lost. We celebrate all who are still with us. We must never forget. #WorldAIDSDay

My brother & sisters in cheese, it is not necessary - nay, it is downright rude - to soak yourselves in fragrance before you hit the running/hiking trail. Some of us trying to breathe deeply out here.

What kind of mother would I be if I didn't let my son lick the whipped cream whisk?

So. They were likely shot by someone to objected to their presence, so of course the answer is "Send more of them."

First time baking in my new kitchen, y'all. Send thoughts & prayers.

I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.

On tonight’s episode: Pam Bondi lunges at Lindsey Halligan: "You ruined my James Comey revenge!" Halligan yells, “You were the idiot who let the statute of limitations run!” A drunk Jeanine Pirro pushes them apart. Pam snarls at Pirro: “I’m not through with you, Miss Can’t Get a Fucken Indictment!”

Bless her.

This very good boy let me trim all of his claws and clean up his back end this morning.

Did not expect to see Miuccia ripping off Charles James, but okay. www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2025/11/10/c...

This is insane. How is this happening?

Jeez, Zohran, I hope you at least bought the guy dinner.

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

It sounds good, & I'm always happy to see 🍊 bozos get their asses handed to them bc they are stupid & inept, but if you don't think there's a massive effort to scrub, delete, redact, & just generally fuck with the integrity of these documents before they come out, I have a bridge you might like.

Trying to find something that tickles me more today than this opinion in which a Trump-appointed judge spells out how Abbott f***ed himself over the gerrymander this year, but I don't think I will!

Yo, U of Miami Law School! I hope most of your grads are smarter than this... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...

Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus