In addition to being BOOED wherever he goes (by people and constituents) - Gabe Evans also gets MOOED every time he passes a cow. And I can tell you for a fact - they are not friendly moos… Moo! Greeley NOCO #copolitics

BREAKING NEWS: Gabe Evans’ Cow endorses @mannyrutinel.bsky.social to replace Gutless Gabe Evans as our next representative of CO-08. Watch the interview with MeidasTouch below. Hey Manny - are you in the market for a cow? Asking for a friend… MOO!

You CAN spell "accountability" without Gabe Evans. #copolitics www.coloradopols.com/diary/220296...

Fellow Coloradans - please take a few minutes today to call/email Senators @bennet.senate.gov & @hickenlooper.senate.gov and tell them to vote AGAINST any bill that does not rein in ICE. @indivisible.org - has a good tool for doing this: indivisible.org/actions/ice-... #copolitics #coleg NOCO

Colorado deserves a representative who votes for affordable, clean energy and a stronger future — Gabe Evans is holding us back. #CO08 #EvanMunsing

Colorado’s 8th district elected Gabe Evans just a year ago and he has already shown that he isn’t working for his constituents and their needs voting in lock step with everything the Trump Administration Rob has a real challenger this cycle in Evan Munsing. Evan knew he wanted to serve his country..

BIG NEWS: I'm proud to earn the endorsement of Ken Salazar, former U.S. Ambassador, U.S. Secretary of the Interior, U.S. Senator, and Colorado Attorney General! Secretary Salazar’s generational impact on our state and our nation speaks for itself, and I am tremendously honored to earn his support.

Gabe Evans *might* have three cows - BUT - there is only one "Gabe Evans' Cow" - ME! Alas, I'm just a tax break for the cosplay cowboy... Moo!

What is our Colorado Legislature doing about this? See article below. @coloradodems.org @cohousedem.bsky.social @cosendem.bsky.social #copolitics #coleg #copol www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Colorado Republican Rep. Gabe Evans blows off a constituent's concern about tariffs and the rising costs of groceries.

Gabe Evans’ disdain for clean energy dccc.org/gabe-evans-a...

In less than one year in Congress, Rep. Gabe Evans (R-Ft. Lupton) has somehow managed to alienate virtually everyone. It's a bold strategy for re-election in 2026. #copolitics www.coloradopols.com/diary/219566...

My owner - Gabe Evans - talks a LOT about being an ex-cop. But he has never condemned the Jan. 6th insurrection (140 cops injured and several died). Nor did he condemn Trump's pardons of the 1500+ violent felons who injured/killed those cops. Instead, on Jan. 6, he... #copolitics Greeley Moo!

Last night, Gabe Evans once again voted against making healthcare more affordable. While he's getting his health insurance paid for by the taxpayers, he's leaving Coloradans out to dry. It's time to get him out of office. #CO08

#copol #coleg Greeley Northglenn #CO08

Today, Gabe Evans failed yet again to do his job and put the health and livelihoods of the people he is supposed to be serving at risk by voting against a common sense bipartisan compromise to lower health insurance costs. Together, we'll fire Gabe for his cruelty. #CO08

As a cow, I'm used to a lot of bullshit. But as Gabe Evans' Cow, I have to deal with a HUGE pile of it - most of it from his own mouth. Y'day, he posted that "Colorado's own Energy Office found that Dem's energy plan for the state costs ratepayers an additional $17 billion" NOCO #copolitics 🧵 1/5

More Gabe Evans double-speak: "High input costs and market disruptions" But really - "Trump's market-destroying tariffs, inflation, & terrorizing immigrants"? They are "giving" farmers $12 Billion in aid (socialism) to offset the $44B they lost due to Trump policies. MOO! #copol NOCO Greeley

Another hypocritical post by Gabe Evans. Congratulating Space Force but conveniently forgetting to mention that HIS president, the Pedophile-in-Chief, is moving SF to Alabama. Gabe - what are you actually DOING to keep SF here in CO? Moo! #coleg NOCO #CO-08 @mannyrutinel.bsky.social #GabeEvans

Today's award for being disingenuous goes to Gabe Evans, who posted this on Xitter. Xcel has infrastructure problems but not because of Dems. Most areas where power was turned off were due to wildfire concerns - caused by climate change-denying oil & gas Repubs like Gabe Evans. Moo! #coleg NOCO

My guess is that Scott Bessent is sending us "illegal" cows back across the border to South America.... Moo!

Sounds like Mad Cow Disease to me… Moo!

Man - that’s a lot of hay! I wonder what working-class Republicans who donated small-dollar amounts to Gabe Evans‘ re-election fund think about him spending their hard-earned money on this? Probably feeling very sheepish - as a cow, I can tell you that is not a good feeling… Moo! #CO08 Greeley

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I just realized who Alina Habba reminds me of…

In a world of chickens (like Gabe Evans) - be a COW! Moo! #CO08 Greeley Northglenn

Why do we never see my owner #GabeEvans out meeting and serving the people in #CO08? You would never see him volunteering at a food pantry - not after he voted to gut SNAP and Medicaid benefits for working families. Almost a year in Congress and NOT ONE in-person town hall. Moo! Greeley #coleg

Wait…what! Feeding beef to turkeys?! That’s an insult to us cows… Moo!

For instance - did he really work on cases involving sex offenders and human trafficking? @denverpost.com @coloradonewsline.com @cprnews.bsky.social @coloradotimesrecorder.com @kylec.bsky.social @nexton9news.bsky.social @coloradosun.bsky.social @yellowscenemag.bsky.social @greeleytribune.com Moo!

Gabe Evans talks a lot about his former life as a police officer (see below). However - we know from past reporting that he has embellished his past quite a bit. Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true. #GabeEvans #CO08

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

Gabe Evans on his vote to have DOJ release the Epstein files. Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so. Not exactly a profile in courage, is it??? Moo! #copolitics #CO08 NOCO

The liar Rep. Gabe Evans has got kids - "...they're hungry", but works to make sure other kids go hungry by witholding SNAP benefits.

Polis to Gabe Evans - “But keep doing you and voting to take health care away from Coloradans” OUCH! I don’t think I’ve seen this level of fire from @colorado.gov before - I like it! Double Moo! for that one Guv’na #GabeEvans #copolitics #CO08 Greeley

That is correct, Stan. I have to admit - I’m rooting for whoever the Democratic nominee turns out to be. Cows are typically very loyal beings - but in this case, I’ll make an exception. Moo! #GabeEvans #CO-08 Greeley #copolitics

It must be "Pig Day" on Bluesky... We cows demand equal time! When is "Cow Day"??? Moo! #PiggyTrump

Cows (like me) have only have one stomach, however, that stomach is divided into 4 compartments: rumen, reticulum, omasum, and abomasum. I just threw up from all four compartments. That's just gross. Accurate - but gross... Moo! #PiggyTrump

"To stop the fattest pig, take away the trough." #USDemocracy

I've known several pigs during my time in the barnyard and they are generally very nice. However, that nasty pig below is giving all pigs a bad name. Moo! #PiggyTrump

Loved joining a bipartisan panel of legislators with the CO Solar & Storage Assoc. We need cheap, reliable energy, but Gabe Evans voted to take a wrecking ball to #CO08's clean energy sector – killing jobs & risking higher utility bills. I"ll always protect jobs & work to lower utility costs.

Gabe Evans makes @theonion.com - Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption — theonion.com/freshman-con...

Yes - where are you Gabe? My stall in the barn needs to be mucked out. I'm used to being knee-deep in bullshit when you're around - but not my own. Moo!

Hey! That's one of my ex-girlfriends. Well - this is awkward.... Hey girl - if you find your way up near Gabe Evans' ranchette in Fort Lupton - you know.... call me... Moo! NOCO

As Gabe Evans' cow - I can tell you that he doesn't care about healthcare for hard-working Coloradans - he's got his fancy Congressional health insurance. He makes me pay my own veterinary bills - why do you think I'm moooonlighting??? Moodicare for All! NOCO #copolitics @indivisiblenoco.com

So I guess all I am to Gabe Evans is a "hobby". Sheesh... Sorry to hear that Daddy Gabe is soooo poor. Probably that big, expensive, gas-guzzling truck he drives around. It ain't me - all I get is hay. Moo! Greeley #copolitics @twni-indivisible.bsky.social @greeleyweldindiv.bsky.social

It is true @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social - I am an ILLEGAL COW. Here is my story: bsky.app/profile/gabe... I have also been taking Moodicaid benefits away from white American cows… Sincerely, Gabe Evans’ Cow Moo!