To be fair, I think I'd have been quite nervous too and he is quite old.

It'll be like all his isthmuses have come at once 😓

So that's a Nay to Ye then...

Red and yellow and pink and blue Orange and purple and green These are the colours of hair of the people in front of me on the train...

We don't need no stinking badgers....

@actualnames.bsky.social Shop in Japan....

I think we're going to be told Hannah Spencer is a plumber about as often we were told Keir Starmer's dad was a tool maker.

Hadn't realised the Crown Prosecution Service was actually a service to prosecute the crown...

It's good of the BBC to let you have the full slalom experience by making us switch between BBC1 and BBC2 to keep up with the coverage.

Annual reminder...

Spurs taking off Destiny Udogie. They should bring on Harmony Udogie or Melody Udogie.

Considering that alcohol consumption is a significant cause of pregnancies, and that lowering the cost of alcohol will lead to more children, this seems maybe ill thought out.

Maybe to help Starmer's efforts in China we could do a football friendly, where he picks our team and the Chinese president picks the Xi XI?

A reworking of an old friend...

Idea. Only get one of them to open a chest, then play "Carrot in a box" #thetraitors

West Ham supporters be like #thetraitors

The six monthly TV channel retune. Will we lose anything? Will we gain anything? Only time will tell.

Superb headline...

@actualnames.bsky.social www.linkedin.com/in/fanny-r%C...

My father in law has done his traditional Christmas Day Facebook post to remind us of the true meaning of the day: Reminding us of the greatest Christmas of all, December 25th, 1989, when they shot that bastard Ceaușescu

The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground. Wonderful!

Until the substitutions, there was a possibility of the commentary in the Cardiff v Chelsea match going.. Hato Guiu Gittens Robinson.... #CARCHE

We are not worthy...

Fa Cup third wound draw this evening. Big news as The FA will be giving Prince Andrew a peace award ahead of it.

Fascinating split of Likes and Dislikes on the groups for the three host teams in the World Cup draw. Twice as many people dislike it than like it, despite it being meaningless at this point.

Is it too much to hope that Destiny Udogie has siblings called Harmony Udogie and Melody Udogie? #arstot

I think it's unreasonable to have given Nathan Gill ten and a half years in jail, when just a few weeks ago Alan Carr got £80 grand when he was outed as a traitor. It's clearly one rule for those taking part in a TV show and a different rule for people committing treason.

Social media is full of people moaning about the weather. Bloody snowflakes is what they're saying.

Christ, they look old for teenagers.

OMFG #SCODEN

Imagine not liking football. #scoden

Denmark unlucky. Scotland lucky. I'm sure that's the same language that would have been used if it was a Scots sent off for that blatant dive.

Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week. I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out. Thank you. www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...

In case anyone wants to follow an account that gives a running update on the level in the ISS pee tank....

@lordshortcake.bsky.social if only you and Dan were still doing a show...

Had dinner in a tapas restaurant in London the other night. I was mildly amused to see they had Madri as their draught beer. Then again, I doubt the food was actually made in Spain either.

The king to prince andrew

So does John Lewis sell records?

Halfway through reading a obituary of the former VP that's just died. I'm in the middle of a Cheney reaction...

Can we just take it as read that political leaders are horrified when something bad happens, and that their thoughts are with the victims and emergency services? Just to save the trite tweets.

At least someone managed to evict a traitor tonight...

The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.

Hopefully this wasn't in a Joey Tribbiani voice

Been planning post on the lines of "At least he'll be paid for the rest of his contract, so a case of Every Loser Wins". But that was Nick Berry, not Anita Dobson...

I bet he's sweating now...

So, no longer a Prince.... Andy baby, she was an underage lady...

crap news reporting from the BBC... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Someone, somewhere tasted caramel and "I know what this needs. Salt." That person was a dick.

I had no idea he had a twin...