When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

Always thought it was weird that the guy who wrote Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep also wrote His Dark Materials but it turns out there's more than one guy Called Philip.

Capitalism is a death cult

This is ostensibly about Charles Schulz youtu.be/n1rqjA33V1Q?...

The same people trying to sell a bald vegan shampoo and ice cream are the same people telling you they know what's best for the future. Fuck the paperclip.

I had a dream and my dog was with me and everyone loved my dog and people kept asking me how old she was and it just didn't make any sense cos she'd have been way into her 20s and then I woke up and I realised she died 25 years ago and I still love and miss her. My heart broke again.

"I want to be a pacifist" Fuck off.

Holy fuck @timahall.bsky.social is that you?

Post your first record

Not a completist list, the legumes should be appreciably different.

BlueSkyers! I'm making a list of legumes for reasons. I made a list a while ago but I lost it. Please suggest some legumes and if anyone cares I might explain why. Ta!

Just received a video call from an old emigrant friend while he was out for a walk with his infant child. It was lovely.

I don't know who YouTube thinks I am but the two most frequent ads I'm getting are for some middle-aged super-special outdoors wear (Baerskin?) and some ultra-zoomer Hyperpop-lite singer touring soon. Swing and a miss, swing and a miss.

I need public transport to be affordable. I buy tickets to gigs then realise I can't afford to Actually Get To those gigs. Also, last train back from London is 22:05? Everything is the worst.

So, yeah, looking for any kind of venue (house, even) for an excellent singer-songwriter to play in the East Midlands on Saturday 1st November. Matinee is fine. It will be so good!

Also Coventry. Doesn't have to be any place large or fancy. Can do totally acoustic.

Anyone in the Leicester area wanna help me book a Very Exciting antipodean who just happens to be in the country soon and has made himself available on Sat 1st Nov?

Post you from a different era. Presented without comment.

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Weekend catch-up: Andrew Maxwell played the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, Chortle has revealed http://dlvr.it/TNd7mf

There's no real reason that you should be bringing pizza.

Hey everyone! My new imaginary punk or pop band is called PERFORMATIVE

Look, I don't wanna say it was better in the old days but can someone @helenlove1.bsky.social point me towards some contemporary sparkle punk that's as good as this youtu.be/HyM9RSi8-Dw?...

Does anyone remember Spraydog? We should be listening to Spraydog.

We are not in the least afraid of ruins. We are going to inherit the earth; there is not the slightest doubt about that. The bourgeoisie might blast and ruin its own world before it leaves the stage of history. We carry a new world here, in our hearts. That world is growing in this minute.

@hobbesfanclub.bsky.social thanks for the like! Gutted to have missed that gig. I'd forgotten you were playing, so it was an extra kick-in-the-dick when I realised. Hopefully there will be a chance to catch you soon

Next year is the 100th anniversary of the General Strike 1926. #GeneralStrike100 is about workers making history, not reliving it. Share the website: generalstrike100.com Donate: bit.ly/GeneralStrike100 Read my blog for @balhnews.bsky.social : bit.ly/GS100BALHblog

Hey kids! I am absolutely potless so unfortunately am trying to sell 2x tickets for the end of legendary new wave of close-shave punx, HARD SKIN. Face value, obv. Please, Sir, help me out. Tagging @damagedgoodsrecs.bsky.social cos I dunno who else on here might know people who care.

I've just used Good Law Project's tool to tell Keir Starmer that his ID scheme is a recipe for repression. Will you do the same? goodlaw.social/364f2b

I agree 100% And, sorry Swifties, that includes Taylor Swift. bsky.app/profile/left...

No quarter

I miss REAL journalists

Just need Disco Pistol to reform now.

Just had this image of Reform showing up at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Day and all just punching themselves in the face.

Walking along the canal and spotted some water boatmen (Corixa punctata), so stopped to watch them and evidently I looked quite pleased to see them cos the woman walking towards me noticed me watching and giggled at me as she passed.

It's what Emma Goldman fought for ✊✊✊

It's Thursday, you up to anything fun this evening? 25 years ago I've have been here, probably en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JB%27s_...

Buenaventura Durruti is currently planning to break-out his missus. Having been dead for ~90 years may help in the stealth stakes.

Oh do fuck off. What animal is a burger or a sausage? If we're gonna be pricks about it 'meat' didn't originally apply to animals, so you'd better start calling it 'flesh' so no one gets confused about the product.

Anyone in need of 2x @allodarlin.bsky.social tickets for London (EArtH) tomorrow? Gimme a shout. Gutted that we can’t make it anymore.

Another incredible thread from Paul 👇

Was able to import the list (with some errors) into Google MyMaps. Possibly the most boring join-the-dots puzzle ever (or it might form a sigil that summons an Elder God, who knows).

Never Ever Vote Labour www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/article/ewis...

In honour of having dreamt last night that I was playing a gig, today's imaginary band name is Angiosperms.

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Love and support to Rosie Jones and @itsleepeart.bsky.social after being attacked by homophobic, ableist pricks. The worst people in the country are feeling so emboldened right now metro.co.uk/2025/10/06/r...

Okay, so why did none ever tell me about Ryan Avery? Wtf is wrong with people. This guy is cool and punk as fuck and this documentary made my cry youtu.be/F0_2TzSWKQE?...

This is the last time I'm offering 2x tix tonight for @allodarlin.bsky.social in Nottingham. It's sold out so some bugger must want them! @slumberlandrecords.com Top quality pop fun! @hobbesfanclub.bsky.social are playing too!

This is fucking HILARIOUS. But my advice is NEVER follow the cops when they retreat unless you are ABSOLUTELY sure you're gonna be safe. If they're going somewhere it's cos they know they have support. They will fuck you up.