Missing another gig tonight. This is what life's all about.

It’s my birthday. The best thing you could do for me is buy my lovely new book, ‘Birds Painted on Beer Mats’ That would be great for both of us I think. darrenhaymanart.com

A three minute sing is a minute too long. Except for The Foolishness We Create Through Love Is the Closest We Come to Greatness youtu.be/gFf9Nyo5W1c?...

Genuinely one of my favourite bands of all time. Please, do yourself a favour. I'm so glad I found digital versions. Humousexual - Tahini Beach Party etc.

Pinch, punch, you bag of dicks!

10/10, no notes

This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.

Your occasional reminder that I have 2x tickets that I can't use for HARD SKIN in London 13th Dec. Someone must want 'em. @damagedgoodsrecs.bsky.social

"We're excited about the gig tomorrow/The one with Pete Dale and Rachel Holborow." web.archive.org/web/20100121...

One of the greatest live videos I've ever seen youtu.be/Wa8bcDq9kbQ?...

I named my fists Emma and Goldman because they wanna dance with your revolution.

I was cycling and I got hit by a car and ended up in hospital but it just wasn't cool enough to get in the press (the cops were involved but they're the cops)

A quote from Wikipedia about the wonderful barrio of Lavapies in Madrid: "Aside from the police, the area is relatively safe in the south and east end."

@onelinedrawing.bsky.social Hey Jonah! I just recommended the Taqwacore documentary to someone and remembered I gave you the DVD about 10 years ago. Did you ever watch it? (And yes, I apologise for the terrible gig I 'organised') youtu.be/uMw-A0c06Ig?...

@rizahmed.bsky.social Hi Riz! Was so cool when I saw you in the Taqwacore film (and lots of other things). Sad to see you shilling for Rowling.

Hi everyone! You don't own enough Humousexual records but don't worry, I found where you can download them all for free! web.archive.org/web/20100121... It's uploaded with consent of the band and by one of their labels.

I'm finishing the design of Docks' upcoming album! We'll be 7 French record labels involved in this release :) It would be great to have support from other countries though, feel free to send me a DM if you're interested in listening/why not participating -no matter how much you can front.

I was looking for a particular rock but Ingot lost. Still, it was nice to get out for a walk.

I swear in less than 10% of posts. Lightweight cunt.

@profanity.accountant have at it, shitflap.

Already had a shower, pyjamas & slippers on, posh wine is about to happen.

Who'dathunk this would not be a success?

youtu.be/EJ90C5qVItk?... Bunnygrunt documentary!

I'm not claiming to be the sharpest tool in the shed but people who wear those shoes with separate toes are stupider than wet toilet paper.

Supermarket Humous Vs Smoked Tofu Spread by Humousexual is making me do a little cry today.

Apropos of nothing youtu.be/pmKQetwU3vY?...

Heart <\3

Who is the best band you like the mostest that you didn't hear til you were 30?

Touching In Memorium and tenuous link to @ricardoautobahn.co.uk

It is that time of the year when we launch the T-Towel. And here it is. This beauty is now on the website’s store. Enjoy! markthomasinfo.co.uk/store/

Your occasional reminder that I have 2x tickets that I can't use for HARD SKIN in London 13th Dec. Someone must want 'em. @damagedgoodsrecs.bsky.social

Just saw a car driving around with a Union Flag and a sign saying FUCK FOREIGNERS. Nothing to worry about, lads.

If you'd have asked me I probably would have said he was dead. Still, sad news.

Just saw the term "AI vegan" and now I'm going to jump off a bridge.

The internet won't tell me what font alphabetti spaghetti is.

I stumbled across an ancient interview with The Lucksmiths pennyblackmusic.co.uk/Home/Details...

I got hit by a car once and I feel like it hasn't necessarily benefited my life.

Guess what the common name is for the puffinus puffinus?

Legumes AND archaeology scitechdaily.com/archaeologis...

Reporter to MBS: "U.S. intelligence concluded that you orchestrated the brutal murder of a journalist..." Trump: "Fake news...He's done a phenomenal job. You're mentioning someone who was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about…things happen."

Battered chips (AKA orange chips). Believe.

We've got a million selling 90s hit (admittedly just the one), two Festive 50 number 1s, hectares of indiepop history, a Peel Session on vinyl and we're available for all festivals/events and shindigs. Get in touch! We might even bring Hacker T Dog with us.

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No Borders youtu.be/HUdOmToYBbk?...

I'm always pleased with myself when I answer correctly before anyone on University Challenge, but I'm super-chuffed to get Tom of Finland!

Kelley Deal once offered to sell me a handbag. Repost with your thing.

Apropos of nothing: GIRLS TO THE FRONT.