happy Re-Animator day to all who celebrate

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

Thank absolute goodness 😮‍💨

Dear universe, NOT NOW!!! Sincerely, Everyone who loves Dolly Parton

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Trump’s order to deploy Texas National Guard troops to Chicago is illegal, immoral, and must be stopped by the courts. ICE is already wreaking havoc in our communities. Let’s call this what it is: an invasion by out-of-state troops coming here only with the purpose of tormenting Chicagoans.

They’ve turned everyone in Chicago into extras in Stephen Miller’s villainous, unconstitutional, authoritarian fantasy

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror." ( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

Imagine being ruled by mediocre white men who are either bald or psycho. Maybe both. That would be wild.

He knows some, and they're good guys, just cut em some slack already. 🤡💩

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

War ravaged Portland

Please hear this: nonviolent resistance is powerfully subversive. The regime is DESPERATE for us to either 1. commit violence, or 2. cower and obey. Either will suit their ends. So we give them neither. We subvert their paradigm and engage in nonviolent, disruptive resistance strategies.

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

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The vampires are winning, and I'm afraid we're running out of blood.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

You could literally just toss meth in any (open) fire, or destroy it even more easily without using fire at all, but for some reason the FBI used an animal carcass incinerator in a negatively pressurized animal shelter to smoke 2 pounds of meth with all the staff and animals in the building

When do we get to the Running Man part of the dystopia?

So this is probably a complete and total lie from Johnson but… Do you know how virtually all FBI informants become informants in the first place? They get caught committing a crime. Johnson’s “defense” of Trump is that he got caught being a pedophile and had to flip on his pal Epstein.

RFK Jr. is about to testify before the Senate again, after what could arguably be called the worst month in the history of the US Health and Human Services Department. Here's a non-exhaustive timeline of Kennedy's war on vaccines:

Nobody is ready for a politician with such rhetorical skills ❤️‍🔥

it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row

Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare. Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages. If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.

Six years sober from alcohol today 🙏

Dear Chino Moreno, Congratulations on your sobriety! and thank you to you and the band for making an incredible record that I can't stop listening to. Inspirational, all around. Again, thank you.

Chicago is awesome. It's not perfect, but it's far from some sort of "crime-ridden" nightmare. None of this city's problems can be solved by the National Guard. This is a dystopia-inducing provocation thar feels like some pre-emptive civil war bullshmit.

1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him. 2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him. 3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.

he literally thinks he is a king. i mean, this entire media blitz for when he signs executive orders is meant to create the impression that they are royal decrees

104 years ago today, the Battle of Blair Mountain began. Eli Kemp, a black man and one of the miners, was the first to be killed on Blair Mountain. Black miners were there too, and I feel that, as with everything in the US, whiteness is centered when we discuss the Mine Wars, or Appalachia generally

We are inside the number 5

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

Tremendous crossover move right here:

So, the justice system is supposed to stop criminals from committing crimes. What happens when law enforcement doesn't catch criminals? Logic says they keep crime-ing. That's why a widespread, globe-spanning criminal network of elites exists at all. Never deterred. Free to violate.

LFG!!!

Watch DC residents chase federal agents out of the Columbia Heights neighborhood. Meanwhile, we spotted FBI and Homeland Security agents appear to respond to… an alleged *fare evader.* @zeteo.com

I believe in the NTIs (underwater aliens) from The Abyss. That's why they always look like flying squids.

How long before Russian state TV starts clowning on The Stench?

If you still think Putin hasn't been walking TFG like a dog for at least the last 9 years, I don't know what to tell you. Dude is getting almost everything he wants out of the president, including kick-starting and prolonging the devastating fracture of American citizens.

It turns out you can literally say almost everything in public, as long as you're a gutless and malevolent white man in a cheap suit.

Toilet for sale, gently used.

No joke, I walked a five-below cart that someone else left in the parking lot, so 😎

Spoiler alert: it's me 🤘

Seems like a lot longer than 3 months ago that we dropped our 3-song EP "III" as a new, improved 3-pc. #saythreeagainmotherfucker

WATCH: Epstein survivor says “monster” Ghislaine Maxwell’s prison move is "a slap in the face" #Newsnight www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrll6Vw9W3M

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