A political party that controls all 3 branches of government is blaming a looming federal shutdown on a party that doesn't control any branches of government.

& if it does in fact happen they'll move heaven & earth to try to not do the exact thing you pay them to do

I’m sorry but it offends ME to hear people say the former VICE PRESIDENT, US Senator, and ATTORNEY GENERAL of California was unqualified to be president. Please go to hell

Hell yeah. Gimme an ice cold Barq’s every time.

Ain't no loneliness epidemic. It's a wackness epidemic. You niggas suck.

Listing “Freakum Dress” or “Kitty Kat” as one of least favorite Beyoncé tracks tells me a lot about you. Honestly sending up prayers for your cochlea.

We gotta have a discussion about people’s entitlement to the labor of Black women. Whether that be physical or emotional.

Marc Lamont Hill is on his own buddy

Miss us with the "not caring" stuff.... we're calling out these performances.... they never have this energy for the other side... but still yelling at someone who y'all helped lose? Please kick a stadium full of rocks.

I know I’m too old because I’m looking at it and wondering if it’s one of the ones you can write on the screen or if you have to write on one of the sheets.

Argumentative (adj. NT) Someone asking questions that make you deeply uncomfortable because you realize you've never had an answer and always just do as your told. Best to ascribe an arbitrary negative trait to this stimulus to preserve one's fragile self image of a person with agency.

People love to label you argumentative when they don’t have a definitive answer to something. This is my favorite neurospicy trait.

Bill is .38 HOT!!!!! #BeyondTheGates

Find you a bitch who love you as much as bitches from Chicago love Chicago my guy

Joey sitting there looking crazy. You know you killed that woman’s husband!!!!! #BeyondTheGates

They done killed Doug in the first 5 mins!!!! #BeyondTheGates

This post could’ve ended at the 11th word.

Just had a thought. Mickey Loomis’ last act before he leaves will be to trade Alvin Kamara. Idk why but I feel it heavy on my brain.

Understand me. Black people are EXHAUSTED with white folks shenanigans. Their villainy and their tyranny. Their brutality and their barbarism. We have NO SMOKE with staying as far away from them as the East is from the West. But them, on the other hand… They. Can’t. Stay. Away.

😳

Ok so when I say that segregation would never work it’s because white people do not know how to leave Black people the fuck alone. We know this because they are waltzing their pale asses onto HBCUs to start shit. They are obsessed and they will NEVER beat the allegations.

*They.

I'm so glad she said this... I wouldn't have been as nice.

Most times. But if I was right, they gon have to admit that.

Neither Tylenol nor vaccines cause autism. I’m not arguing w/ ppl who “did their own research” Yall don’t know what a z-test is, or null hypothesis, can’t tell me how to operationalize a construct variable, etc. You DONT know how to consume the info in a research study. Period.

Not the niggas are on to us! 🤭😂

And these are the people supposedly going to lead a revolution 😂. They can’t even be bothered to protest Trump bc they might get arrested but can pay to bother a private citizen. Leftists aren’t beating the loser title

And this is why crissle’s read was just nasty. Even the Creole Disco Horse Lady was down to the Grammys leaning backwards in chairs while pregnant with twins. Did a whole doc talking about how she ate her thoughts for a year to prep for Coachella. They just gotta admit they don’t like Cardi.

Ted and June?!?!?! #BeyondTheGates

The daily struggle… “What do I want to do for dinner?”

Having to explain gaps in your work history should be banned b/c: 1. Nunya! 2. You see all <gestures wildly> THIS shit you companies are doing?! Y’ALL are the reason why workers have large gaps in their work history! 3. Look, do you want a qualified employee or not?! Quit asking useless shit!

My God today. 🥴😭🤣

The issue is that correction often feels like an attack when we’re immature. Yes, we all meet disrespect with disrespect, but there was no disrespect, to begin with. That’s the problem. “Hey, there’s a more ethical way to do this” isn’t an attack. You just heard it with your emotions.

I fed them. Now I’m ready to make something for myself. The eldest had other plans for me.

They’re liars, babe.

Trump is about to declare the word “acetaminophen” an enemy of the state if he has to read it out loud again.

Coca.

Y’all remember when Nickelodeon used to do that “Day of Play” when we were kids? I think we as adults should do that more often. Step away from the phones and social media and have a Day of Play.

I think so. And no. I find proper kissing to be very intimate and you can’t be giving it up to everybody.

There’s this groundswell of white moderates saying Kamala shouldn’t run again. But they’re acting like they wanted her to run in the first place. Their position has never changed. They just stayed home in November.

I want the book and I want to go to the tour stop when it comes to Birmingham and do meet and greet. But alas….I am one of the 300K Black women. I will never forget nor forgive.

The Bird 2.0

Joey finna murder Doug and have Vanessa and himself out of town while it gets done. 🥴 #BeyondTheGates

Smitty is really pissing me off. Them chirren should be allowed to talk to their momma on their own terms. #BeyondTheGates

None of the services the government provides are favors or charity. We paid for it. All of it.

Running this back after the foolishness that went on.

Getting my unraptured playlist started.

those liberals are saying that kamala should have had more trust in the american people and picked pete as her running mate. again, an inability to look at this country for the bigoted tramp it has always been is just...

I’ve always believed that white people push the whole “vaccines cause autism” narrative because it’s easier for their ego to blame something physical like vaccines, rather than their genetics — which they have always been taught to be superior.